The Best 35 Brotherly Love Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brotherly Love jokes. There are some brotherly love jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brotherly love puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brotherly Love Jokes and Puns

My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3".

I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous.

Yesterday my brother uploaded a status on Facebook.

He wrote in his facebook status "I love my girlfriend <3"

I knew that he liked them young but this is getting out of hand.

When I professed my love to a female friend she told me she loved me like a brother...

We are from the south so things are going good.

I have proof Jesus was a black man...

He loved Gospel, he called everyone 'Brother', and he couldn't get a fair trial.

My girlfriend hated that I told blind jokes

Years ago I dated a girl for about 6 months. We got along super well. I met her family, and she met mine. Things were getting pretty serious between us.

The only thing that we really argued about was my blind jokes. I loved saying them and she hated them. In her defense, she had a blind brother so that's why it bothered her. One day I got a call, and found out that she got in a car accident and lost her sight.

After that she just stopped seeing me.


A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.

I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."

A thief entered a house one mid-afternoon to find...

a couple in the middle of lovemaking. He tied up the woman and at gun-point asked the man to handover all their money and jewellery. The man started sobbing and said, "Brother, take anything you want. But please, untie the rope and let her go." The thief replied, "You must really love your wife, having no regard for your own safety." The man said, "No, she's my neighbour's wife. Mine will be back shortly!"

A man and a woman are making love...

...when the man notices a picture of another man on the lady's bedside.

The man panics and asks, "Who is this? Is this your husband?"

The woman smiles and says, "No... You're so hot when you're jealous!"

The man is still panicked and asks, "Boyfriend?"

The woman shakes her head.

The man is slightly relieved and asks, "Then who is it? Your father? Brother?"

The woman replies, "No..." She leans into his ear and whispers, "That was me before the surgery."

The Pearly Gates and the Brothers



Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 3 black guys arrive.

St. Pete looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be right back."

St. Pete goes over to God's office and chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Pete: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Pete goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

"Who. The black guys?" asked God.

"No. The Gates."

Jewish Business

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5"

The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"

"Dad, how did you come up with my brother's name, 'Legab'?"

"Is it a variation of 'Gabriel' or something?"

"Ah... no sweetie. As you know, your Mom loves bagels so we decided to play with that word".

"Oh... ok. Thanks, Dad!"

"You're welcome, Lana".

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My brother's still single on star wars day.

Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

"Dad, why's my brother named Cameron?"

"Because your mother loves romance and it's an anagram."

"Thanks dad."

"Sure thing Alan."

A thief walked into a married couple's home mid-afternoon...

He tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.

The man started sobbing and said, Brother, please take anything that you want, but please, untie her and set her free!

The thief responded, You must really love your wife!

Man: No! That's my neighbours wife! Mine will be arriving shortly!!

If the love between men is referred to as "brotherly love," what do you call the love between women?

Scissorly love

My parents just told me they'd love another child. I said, I'd love a little brother or sister!

They said, That's not what we meant.

Orse?

"Dad, I've always found my brother's name a bit odd. How did you come up with the name 'Orse'?"

"Well, you see, your Mom really loves roses, but we wanted to find a more original name, so we picked an anagram instead: Orse"

"Oh, that's very cool! Thanks, Dad!"

"You're welcome, Lana"

A girl and her mom are in a car.

Girl: "Why is my name Rose?"

Mom: "Your dad loves roses."

Girl: "Why is my brother named Robin?"

Mom: "Your dad loves the bird."

Girl: "Then why is my sister named Secretary?"

Mom: "That's why we are driving away from home."

My brother has been writing a stage drama about a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'm really looking forward to it.

I love a play on words.


Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.

My girlfriend told me that she loves me like the way she loves her brother

Only time that I wasn't happy being invited to a threesome

[NSFW] If a redneck girl says that she loves you like a brother...

...is there still a good chance of getting laid?

Grandpa's joke last night.

Two heavy set women are talking by the bar.
The bartender says "You ladies have a lovely accent. Are you from Scotland?" One of them women goes "No, Wales."
The bartender replied "Are you whales from Scotland?"

Then grandpa precedes to explain the joke about them being whales. We were in my younger brothers school for a basketball game and everyone was in earshot.

Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!

*My brother-in-law told me this one!

A young boy asked his mother,

"Mom, when was the last time you and dad make a love?"
Mom answered,
"I don't know honey, how old is your older brother?"

A boy was asking out a girl when she replied to his affection with the line "I love you too, but like a brother!"

Saddened by her apparent refusal, he started walking away, until the girl said, "Wait. from where I'm from, that's good."

Confused, the boy asked, "Well, where is that?"

"Alabama."

I am terrible at English...

But I love meth.

**Note: As far as I know my brother came up with this joke and I can't find it on the internet so.**

Dating a redneck

The only thing worse than the friend zone is the family zone. But when a redneck says she loves you like a brother, its go time.

If you really like a girl and you ask her out, and she says I love you like a brother

Suggest a weekend in Alabama.

Unless you are from Alabama, in which case she is your sister.

Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?

-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.

-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.

-No problem, Lana.

Big Brother can see every single facet of our lives, we truly have no privacy and no control over own lives.

But can Big Brother see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

I love Al Pacino.

But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going.

A Guy Caught His GF With Another Man

He went to confront his GF.

Guy : I thought you say I'm the only one you dating.

GF : Ya, the rest are all nine and ten.

Guy : .....bu...but that's your brother.

GF: Sorry but love has no boundaries.

Guy : ...That's what my ex-wife said when she left me.

GF: I know. Mom told me.

She told me she loved me like a brother

But it was okay.....she was from Alabama

My brother in jail will send text messages

They're full of prison slang. I think he's trying to say he's sorry and he loves us but I just don't get the con text.

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