Brotherinlaw Jokes
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My other brother-in-law died.
He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
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After a night of heavy drinking, when I woke up n**... in my sister's bed on New Year's day, I feared the worst.
When my brother-in-law kissed me on the cheek, those fears were realized.
Turns out my brother-in-law has some kind of psychosis
Turns out I'm married to her.
Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!
*My brother-in-law told me this one!
My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for anxiety...
He says it clams him down.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalottapuss!
*credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one
My brother-in-law is missing half of his hand due to a horrific logging injury,
so I asked him do you get half off when you get your palm read?
My brother-in-law, a retired farmer, collects antique tractors.
He has an entire barn full of them, absolutely amazing, not even any room to walk, and all in perfect working order. He confided in me the other day what his worst fear is. "A barn fire?" I asked. "No, not at all. I'm afraid that when I am gone, my wife will sell all my tractors for what I told her I paid for them."
My brother-in-law got hit by a truck
Now he's semi-conscious.
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TIFU by telling my brother-in-law I s**... my beard.
He wondered why I would want his sister to be bald.
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