The Best 12 Brotherinlaw Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brotherinlaw jokes. There are some brotherinlaw told jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brotherinlaw call puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brotherinlaw Jokes and Puns

My other brother-in-law died.

He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

Turns out my brother-in-law has some kind of psychosis

Turns out I'm married to her.

My Brother-in-law was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.

It was a rough couple of years but he eventually turned himself around.

Brotherinlaw joke, My Brother-in-law was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.

Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!

*My brother-in-law told me this one!

My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for anxiety...

He says it clams him down.


When you get married...

If you have a father, he becomes a father-in-law
If you have a mother, she becomes a mother-in-law
If you have a brother, he becomes a brother-in-law
If you have a sister, she becomes a sister-in-law

But, your wife, she becomes the law.

I said to my son, "You will be forced into an arranged marriage."

He said no. I replied with, "It is Bill Gates' daughter in law." He said yes.

I called up Bill Gates and said, "Your daughter will marry my son." He said no. I replied with "I am the CEO of the World Bank." He said yes

I called up the world bank and said, "Make me CEO." They said no. I replied with, "Bill Gates is my brother-in-law." They said yes.

Brotherinlaw joke, I said to my son, "You will be forced into an arranged marriage."

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalottapuss!

*credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one

My brother-in-law is missing half of his hand due to a horrific logging injury,

so I asked him do you get half off when you get your palm read?

My brother-in-law, a retired farmer, collects antique tractors.

He has an entire barn full of them, absolutely amazing, not even any room to walk, and all in perfect working order. He confided in me the other day what his worst fear is. "A barn fire?" I asked. "No, not at all. I'm afraid that when I am gone, my wife will sell all my tractors for what I told her I paid for them."

My brother-in-law got hit by a truck

Now he's semi-conscious.

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TIFU by telling my brother-in-law I shaved my beard.

He wondered why I would want his sister to be bald.

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