Brotherinlaw Jokes
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My other brother-in-law died.
He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
After a night of heavy drinking, when I woke up n**... in my sister's bed on New Year's day, I feared the worst.
When my brother-in-law kissed me on the cheek, those fears were realized.
Turns out my brother-in-law has some kind of psychosis
Turns out I'm married to her.
When you get married...
If you have a father, he becomes a father-in-law
If you have a mother, she becomes a mother-in-law
If you have a brother, he becomes a brother-in-law
If you have a sister, she becomes a sister-in-law
But, your wife, she becomes the law.
My Brother-in-law was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.
It was a rough couple of years but he eventually turned himself around.
Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!
*My brother-in-law told me this one!
My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for anxiety...
He says it clams him down.
I said to my son, "You will be forced into an arranged marriage."
He said no. I replied with, "It is Bill Gates' daughter in law." He said yes.
I called up Bill Gates and said, "Your daughter will marry my son." He said no. I replied with "I am the CEO of the World Bank." He said yes
I called up the world bank and said, "Make me CEO." They said no. I replied with, "Bill Gates is my brother-in-law." They said yes.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalottapuss!
*credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one
My brother-in-law is missing half of his hand due to a horrific logging injury,
so I asked him do you get half off when you get your palm read?
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