Brother Jokes

Funniest Brother Short Jokes

Short brother jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brother humour may include short sister jokes also.

1. I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
2. What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.
3. My brother who has a stutter is in prison. It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
4. What is something with 8 eyes, 8 leg, and 8 hands? 8 pirates
   My little brother told me this joke and I am so proud of him.
5. A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips... "Are you the friar?" he asked.
   The brother replied "No. I'm the chip monk."
6. Its funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody...that sorta thing.
7. My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
8. My Mum used to feed my brother and I by saying 'Here comes the train', and we always ate the food straight away. Otherwise she wouldn't untie us from the tracks.
9. Yesterday my brother uploaded a status on Facebook. He wrote in his facebook status "I love my girlfriend <3"
   I knew that he liked them young but this is getting out of hand.
10. When I professed my love to a female friend she told me she loved me like a brother... We are from the south so things are going good.

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Brother One Liners

Which brother one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brother? I can suggest the ones about comrade and uncle.

1. Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee
2. My parents named me after my older brother. And before my younger brother.
3. Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me.
4. I got a PS5 for my brother. Best trade ever.
5. Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee Brocco Lee
6. My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more.
7. My brother just threw a milk carton at me How dairy.
8. My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me.
9. Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters.
10. What does a black man call a black lawyer? A brother in law
11. My brother's daughter and I fell down on hard pavement My knees hurt
12. My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked?
    Dill dough
13. A cannibal passed his brother in the woods.
14. What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements? The noble gases because they don't react
15. I've searched high and low for my brother's killer but nobody is willing to do it.

Your Brother Jokes

Here is a list of funny your brother jokes and even better your brother puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Y'know, I was feeling sad after my crush told me that she liked me as a brother, But then I realized that she was from Alabama.
• I was walking past a homeless man when he yelled, "Stephen King is my older brother and he stole the ideas for all his novels from me!" I replied, "Surely you must be Joe."
• I was tickling my brothers feet last night... ...and my mum woke up and had a right go at me. It was something about waiting until he's born first.
• My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
• When i was a boy, i had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay alive... It's a good thing my brother told me about it
• The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
• Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead.
  >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing.
• A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly... ...and as you can see, they were Wright
• I used to date a girl who was missing a shin. ​
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  Her name was Eileen. She had a brother who was missing both shins. His name was Neil.
• My wife asked me if she died would I re-marry? I said no, I'd just go and live with my brother.
  I asked her if she'd re-marry if I died.
  She said no, she would just go and live with my brother too

Brother And Sister Jokes

Here is a list of funny brother and sister jokes and even better brother and sister puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced… Are they still brother and sister?
• Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!
• Sister: Did my brother come from heaven? Mother: Yes.
  Sister: Well, I don't blame the angels for chucking him out
• If patricide is killing your father, matricide is killing your mother, and fratricide is killing your brother... Is pesticide killing your sister?
• A sister got a PS5 for her younger brother on Rakhi.
  Best trade ever!
  
• A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister.
• What happens when a brother thinks he is ugly?
  After that, he thinks of his sister and feels better.
  
• Robots don't have brothers... They have tran-sisters.
• AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:
  If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
• My sister-in-law said her friend was studying abroad... My brother quickly replied, "what's her name?"

Little Brother Jokes

Here is a list of funny little brother jokes and even better little brother puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Little brother told me this joke, genius. "Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"
  -why
  "Because it kept saying "bok bok bok"
  
• I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way
• My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator
• My little brother won a goldfish at the local fair. Sadly, the next morning he was floating dead in his little pond. So now I have to look after the fish.
• Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
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  *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
• Two little brothers were fighting and arguing... The first one says: Well, you were adopted!
  The second one replied: Well, at least they wanted me!
• My little brother swallowed a coin and was to taken to the hospital When I asked how he is doing, the nurse said "No change yet!"
• I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my little brother.
• Playing with my younger brother So, I was tickling my little brother's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.
  Something about "Waiting until he's born".
• Little Johnny goes to his mother and asks"mom did you say my baby brother is an angel?" -Yes, he is
  +Then why didn't he fly when I threw him out from the balcony?

Twin Brother Jokes

Here is a list of funny twin brother jokes and even better twin brother puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My mother asked me to hand out invitations to my brother's surprise party. That's when I realized he was her favourite twin.
• I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother... ... whenever I come out of the toilet I start a sentence with "When I was your age...." then proceed telling him the details of my majestic creation.
• Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins.
• I let my brother name my twins. He did fine with my daughter, Denise. But my son may never forgive him for naming him Denephew.
• So my friend is dating twins... ...And I said, "Isn't it hard to tell them appart?" He replied with, "Well not really, the brother has a moustache."
• My father was a conjoined twin. His brother was my uncle on my fathers side once removed.
• My brother's a drummer and had twin daughters. You'll never guess what he named them! Anna 1, Anna 2
• My twin brother called me from jail He started with, So you know how we finish each other's sentences?
• What do you call Michael Bublé's identical twin brother? Michael Dublé! :D
• What do you call twin brothers? A sunset

Brother In Law Jokes

Here is a list of funny brother in law jokes and even better brother in law puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
• Turns out my brother-in-law has some kind of psychosis Turns out I'm married to her.
• In the court: The judge: So is it true you saw your brother beat his mother in law?
  Yes, sir
  Then why didnt you try to help?
  I could see he could handle her himself
• Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Answer: Arrrrghhh!
  Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!
  *My brother-in-law told me this one!
• In-laws A son would be a son-in law
  A mother would be a mother-in law
  A brother would be a brother-in law
  But your wife, is the law.
• My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for anxiety... He says it clams him down.
• My brother in law was trying to explain something, and was trying to think of a word for the opposite of verbally And I said: oh you mean Nounally!
• My brother-in-law is missing half of his hand due to a horrific logging injury, so I asked him do you get half off when you get your palm read?
• My brother-in-law got hit by a truck Now he's semi-conscious.
• Nothing can bring brothers in law closer than a mother-in-law.

Quirky and Hilarious Brother Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about brother you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brother pranks.