The Best 35 Brother In Law Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Brother In Law Jokes and Puns

What does a black man call a black lawyer?

A brother in law

My other brother-in-law died.

He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

Depressed race car mechanic.

Scene: a psychiatrists practice:

'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonderful thing is out there purring, but I'll never get to enjoy it. ...'

'Well sir, I think I understand just fine, my brother in law has the exact same problem.'

'Is he a mechanic too doc?'

'No, a gynecologist'

A billionaire goes for a drive

... and his Rolls Royce pulls up next to a stoplight, and he notices someone on the side of the road picking grass and eating it. He orders his driver to turn right, and park on the side of the road next to the man. He exits the vehicle and walks up to the man, and asks him, "sir, why are you eating grass?" The man says, "I am hungry, and have no money to eat with, so all I have to eat is grass." The billionaire says to the man, "well then, come with me to my mansion and I'll feed you." The man replies with, "I have children, and a wife." The billionaire replies with, "that's fine, bring them too." The man replies with, "we also live with my brother in law, his wife, and his kids." The billionaire replies, "Bring them all, I'll send to have them picked up." The man asks the billionaire, "why sir are you so kind to us?" The billionaire replies with, "my last lawn crew quit, and the grass in the front acre is nearly 2ft tall."

"I'm 29 years old today..."

"I'm 29 years old today," said Ralph, setting a box of donuts on the table in the office. His coworkers all wished him a happy birthday.

Next day, Ralph's secretary answers the phone...

"Hello, my name is Carl. I'm Ralph's brother in law, and I'd like to wish Ralph a happy birthday," says the man on the line.

"Birthday? You're a day late. He just told us yesterday he turned 29."

"No," says Carl. "He *was* 29 yesterday. *Today* he's 30."

(based on a true story)

I told my brother in law, David, to name his son Harley

that way I can introduce him as Harley, David's son.

A new law recently passed in Arkansas.

When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister.

Turns out my brother-in-law has some kind of psychosis

Turns out I'm married to her.

Two guys are drinking in a bar and one says, "Man, I've really had it with my brother in law."

The 2nd guy asks what happened, and the 1st guy tells him, "He had to go to jail last night and he went nuts. He fought, kicked, screamed, and flung a handful of feces on the wall." The 2nd guy says, "Man he really sounds like a piece of work." The 1st guy says, "Yeah, that's the last time we invite him over to play Monopoly."

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament.
"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.

To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar.

To my daughter Shirley, I leave my yacht and $250,000.
And to my brother-in-law Aaron, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."

Two guys who just met at a training class are driving through the city looking for a place to have lunch.

The guy driving is running every red light. The other guy is starting to freak out and says, "Dude?! What the hell are you doing going through those red lights??" The guy driving says, "Its okay, my brother in law does it all the time." The passenger says, "Well its not okay with me, let me out up here!" They drive a little further up the road and the driver stops at a green light. The passenger says, "Why are you stopped? The light is green." The driver says, "My brother in law might be coming through."

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My Brother-in-law was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.

It was a rough couple of years but he eventually turned himself around.

In the court:

The judge: So is it true you saw your brother beat his mother in law?

Yes, sir

Then why didnt you try to help?

I could see he could handle her himself

Question: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Answer: Arrrrghhh!
Response: Nay! 'Tis the SEA we love!!

*My brother-in-law told me this one!

My dyslexic brother-in-law eats shellfish for anxiety...

He says it clams him down.

When you get married...

If you have a father, he becomes a father-in-law
If you have a mother, she becomes a mother-in-law
If you have a brother, he becomes a brother-in-law
If you have a sister, she becomes a sister-in-law

But, your wife, she becomes the law.


A son would be a son-in law

A mother would be a mother-in law

A brother would be a brother-in law

But your wife, is the law.

My brother in law was trying to explain something, and was trying to think of a word for the opposite of verbally

And I said: oh you mean Nounally!

I said to my son, "You will be forced into an arranged marriage."

He said no. I replied with, "It is Bill Gates' daughter in law." He said yes.

I called up Bill Gates and said, "Your daughter will marry my son." He said no. I replied with "I am the CEO of the World Bank." He said yes

I called up the world bank and said, "Make me CEO." They said no. I replied with, "Bill Gates is my brother-in-law." They said yes.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalottapuss!

*credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one

My brother-in-law is missing half of his hand due to a horrific logging injury,

so I asked him do you get half off when you get your palm read?

My brother-in-law, a retired farmer, collects antique tractors.

He has an entire barn full of them, absolutely amazing, not even any room to walk, and all in perfect working order. He confided in me the other day what his worst fear is. "A barn fire?" I asked. "No, not at all. I'm afraid that when I am gone, my wife will sell all my tractors for what I told her I paid for them."

My brother-in-law got hit by a truck

Now he's semi-conscious.

My Family was mourning the recent loss of my Brother in Law

"I can't believe he's gone" my Wife said

"Me Neither, and to think i just ran into him the other day". i said

"Oh Dear, I cant believe he's just gone all of the sudden, he was always such a stubborn person"

"Yeah i know, He didn't move an inch when i ran into him at the crosswalk".

My sister married a black man

He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law.

Nothing can bring brothers in law closer than a mother-in-law.

I was with my brother and sister-in-law

My brother in law just threw this one at me - an original. How do Vulcans keep from getting injured?

Spock absorbers.

Did she move the painting of Jesus?

Brother: Did your mother in law move the painting of Jesus??

Me: I guess she did but that's weird.

Brother: Why??

Me: I had him nailed up there pretty good!

Sophie turner (sansa stark) in brother in law's wedding

Aunties in Indian wedding can be more brutal than Frey's in Red Wedding.

I used to think I was the king of being lazy, until I met my brother in law...

I would try to get the title back from him, but honestly I just can't be bothered.

My brother wants people to be free to rate their pastries however they choose

He's against anti-pie-rating laws

TIFU by telling my brother-in-law I shaved my beard.

He wondered why I would want his sister to be bald.

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "

Marc, with a C."

Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.

Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.

Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

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