Brother Birthday Jokes
23 brother birthday jokes and hilarious brother birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brother birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Brother Birthday Short Jokes
Short brother birthday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brother birthday humour may include short brothers birthday jokes also.
- I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
- Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december? The specific ocean.
- birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present... I didn't get you one.
- I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way
- My brother is turning 32 tomorrow, so I told him not to get his hopes up. When he asked why, I replied:
"Well, it'll be pretty short. It is your thirty-second birthday after all." - So Thor threw a really small surprise party for his Adopted Brother's birthday. It was Loki
- My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party. That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
- My brother is illiterate It was his 16th birthday party this past weekend, and boy was it awkward. He just couldn't read the room.
- Came up with this one for my brother's birthday: What do you call a r**... Jew during the holocaust?
A baked potato.
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Brother Birthday One Liners
Which brother birthday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brother birthday? I can suggest the ones about brothers day and sister birthday.
- On Einstein's birthday, let us not forget about his brother. Frank. He created a monster.
- We surprised my brother with a board game for his birthday And he didn't have a clue!
- My brother gave me a dead leg at my birthday party. It still had it's shoe and sock on
Brother Birthday Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about brother birthday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean friend birthday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brother birthday pranks.
"I'm 29 years old today..."
"I'm 29 years old today," said Ralph, setting a box of donuts on the table in the office. His coworkers all wished him a happy birthday.
Next day, Ralph's secretary answers the phone...
"Hello, my name is Carl. I'm Ralph's brother in law, and I'd like to wish Ralph a happy birthday," says the man on the line.
"Birthday? You're a day late. He just told us yesterday he turned 29."
"No," says Carl. "He *was* 29 yesterday. *Today* he's 30."
(based on a true story)
Great grandma calling her shot
My great grandmother was notorious for kind of edgy but hilarious jokes.. she also lived to 103 and 50 weeks.
At her f**... her daughter told my brother and I about the last time she saw her. She said she was getting everything together to leave and had told her mother goodbye and that she'd be back in a few weeks to see her for her birthday. My great grandmother, said with a grin and a big laugh well, you better bring a shovel!
An elementary teacher was talking to her class about safety when crossing the street.
"I used to have a little brother, and on his eighth birthday my parents got him a brand new red bike. He was across the street at his grandmas' when dad wheeled it outside. My brother was so excited that he ran across the street without looking, right in front of a car. The car hit him and he died." One of the children raised his hand and asked, "Where's his bike?"
Dave and his Bob-Ross-Obsessed friend were playing chess.
Dave made a move, and immediately regretted it.
Dave went "whelp, that was a mistake."
His friend immediately shot back "It wasn't a mistake, just a happy accident."
Dave's brother in the next room over heard and replied, "Stop talking about me!"
(My best friend's son came up with this, happy birthday Dave!)
Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift.
The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.
I have a brother living in Germany, and his daughter's birthday is coming up.
I wasn't sure exactly how old she'd be turning, but I knew she was almost 10. So I called her up and asked her, "Are you turning 8?" To which she replied, "Nein."
This man was a really hard worker...
He worked day in, day out, and put all of his energy into his job. One day his friend was visiting. His friend said "So, it's your birthday coming up, and I was wondering what you wanted." The man replied "Man, all I want is a break, but I don't want to have to wait until my birthday for it." After a little more conversing, his friend left. A while later, he came back to the man and said "Sorry it took so long, I had to take my bike apart!"
This joke was made up by my 10 year old brother, and he wanted me to share it with you guys, so here it is!
Mom's birthday gifts
3 guys, who were brothers, were all discussing what gifts they were getting for their elderly mother for her birthday.
The first brother, named Michael, said, "I bought mom her very own Lexus and chauffeur. She was always complaining about not being able to drive well."
Jeremy, the second brother, said,"Well I bought mom a p**... apartment. She always complains about the house she lives in."
Lucas, the third brother, said, "Since mom always complains about not being able to read her bible well due to her poor vision, I bought a parrot that can recite bible verses perfectly!"
3 weeks later, the boys receive a letter from their mother. It read:
"To my 3 dear boys:
Thank you for all your nice gifts. However, I couldn't use the car that Michael gave me because I'm too old to go out anymore and the chauffeur is mean. The new p**... is nice, but it is too big for me to clean each day and I'm only ever in the bedroom. But Lucas, you did a fine job in choosing a gift. The chicken was delicious."