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It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
The specific ocean.
I didn't get you one.
It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way
When he asked why, I replied:
"Well, it'll be pretty short. It is your thirty-second birthday after all."
"I'm 29 years old today," said Ralph, setting a box of donuts on the table in the office. His coworkers all wished him a happy birthday.
Next day, Ralph's secretary answers the phone...
"Hello, my name is Carl. I'm Ralph's brother in law, and I'd like to wish Ralph a happy birthday," says the man on the line.
"Birthday? You're a day late. He just told us yesterday he turned 29."
"No," says Carl. "He *was* 29 yesterday. *Today* he's 30."
(based on a true story)
It was Loki
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
Frank. He created a monster.
My great grandmother was notorious for kind of edgy but hilarious jokes.. she also lived to 103 and 50 weeks.
At her funeral her daughter told my brother and I about the last time she saw her. She said she was getting everything together to leave and had told her mother goodbye and that she'd be back in a few weeks to see her for her birthday. My great grandmother, said with a grin and a big laugh well, you better bring a shovel!
It was his 16th birthday party this past weekend, and boy was it awkward. He just couldn't read the room.
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"I used to have a little brother, and on his eighth birthday my parents got him a brand new red bike. He was across the street at his grandmas' when dad wheeled it outside. My brother was so excited that he ran across the street without looking, right in front of a car. The car hit him and he died." One of the children raised his hand and asked, "Where's his bike?"
And he didn't have a clue!
Dave made a move, and immediately regretted it.
Dave went "whelp, that was a mistake."
His friend immediately shot back "It wasn't a mistake, just a happy accident."
Dave's brother in the next room over heard and replied, "Stop talking about me!"
(My best friend's son came up with this, happy birthday Dave!)
The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.
What do you call a retarded Jew during the holocaust?
A baked potato.
I wasn't sure exactly how old she'd be turning, but I knew she was almost 10. So I called her up and asked her, "Are you turning 8?" To which she replied, "Nein."
It still had it's shoe and sock on
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