The Best 18 Brother Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brother Birthday jokes. There are some brother birthday father jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brother birthday daughter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brother Birthday Jokes and Puns

I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.

It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present...

I didn't get you one.

I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday

It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way

My brother is turning 32 tomorrow, so I told him not to get his hopes up.

When he asked why, I replied:

"Well, it'll be pretty short. It is your thirty-second birthday after all."


"I'm 29 years old today..."

"I'm 29 years old today," said Ralph, setting a box of donuts on the table in the office. His coworkers all wished him a happy birthday.

Next day, Ralph's secretary answers the phone...

"Hello, my name is Carl. I'm Ralph's brother in law, and I'd like to wish Ralph a happy birthday," says the man on the line.

"Birthday? You're a day late. He just told us yesterday he turned 29."

"No," says Carl. "He *was* 29 yesterday. *Today* he's 30."

(based on a true story)

So Thor threw a really small surprise party for his Adopted Brother's birthday.

It was Loki

My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party.

That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

On Einstein's birthday, let us not forget about his brother.

Frank. He created a monster.

Great grandma calling her shot

My great grandmother was notorious for kind of edgy but hilarious jokes.. she also lived to 103 and 50 weeks.

At her funeral her daughter told my brother and I about the last time she saw her. She said she was getting everything together to leave and had told her mother goodbye and that she'd be back in a few weeks to see her for her birthday. My great grandmother, said with a grin and a big laugh well, you better bring a shovel!

My brother is illiterate

It was his 16th birthday party this past weekend, and boy was it awkward. He just couldn't read the room.

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An elementary teacher was talking to her class about safety when crossing the street.

"I used to have a little brother, and on his eighth birthday my parents got him a brand new red bike. He was across the street at his grandmas' when dad wheeled it outside. My brother was so excited that he ran across the street without looking, right in front of a car. The car hit him and he died." One of the children raised his hand and asked, "Where's his bike?"

We surprised my brother with a board game for his birthday

And he didn't have a clue!

Dave and his Bob-Ross-Obsessed friend were playing chess.

Dave made a move, and immediately regretted it.

Dave went "whelp, that was a mistake."

His friend immediately shot back "It wasn't a mistake, just a happy accident."

Dave's brother in the next room over heard and replied, "Stop talking about me!"

(My best friend's son came up with this, happy birthday Dave!)

Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift.

The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.

Came up with this one for my brother's birthday:

What do you call a retarded Jew during the holocaust?

A baked potato.

I have a brother living in Germany, and his daughter's birthday is coming up.

I wasn't sure exactly how old she'd be turning, but I knew she was almost 10. So I called her up and asked her, "Are you turning 8?" To which she replied, "Nein."

My brother gave me a dead leg at my birthday party.

It still had it's shoe and sock on

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brother birthday share birthday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brother birthday mother piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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