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Funniest Brothels Short Jokes

Short brothels jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brothels humour may include short red light district jokes also.

1. "IT'S A BOY!" I shouted. "A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel...
2. I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said "Beat it, we're closed."
3. I caught my husband going to a brothel and I'm not sure what to do now. On the one hand he is unfaithful, but on the other hand it was nice that he visited me at work.
4. I went to the brothel the other day but it was closed... The sign said "Beat it, we're closed."
5. What is the difference between a coffee shop and a brothel? My girlfriend never asks for a large black at the coffee shop.
6. The town brothel recently closed and left a single sign in the window. Beat it; we're closed.
7. When his brothel went out of business, what sign did the owner hang on the door? Beat it, We're closed.
8. Why did the brothel run out of money? Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.
9. I really must get some glasses.... Today I walked into a brothel instead of a barbers!
   I asked for a number 2 all over
10. My grandpa told me to not go to the brothel down the road He said I'd see things that I shouldn't see.
    And?
    Well, I went.
    And what did you see?
    Grandpa.

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Brothels One Liners

Which brothels one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brothels? I can suggest the ones about nightclub and stripper poles.

1. What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts
   
2. A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany.
3. What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.
4. what sign do you put up when you shut down your brothel? Beat it, we're closed
5. What did the sign on the door of the brothel say? "Beat it, we're closed."
6. What do you call 4 sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A Brothel :D
7. 'It's a boy!', I shouted..... .. and at that moment, I regretted visiting a Thai brothel.
8. What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor
9. What does the sign in front of an out of business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed
10. A man walks into a brothel.. The attendant behind the desk says "Beat it. We're closed".
11. What does the sign say at the brothel when they are not open? Beat it, we're closed.
12. Why did the student go to a brothel? He was told to study abroad
13. I asked God whether or not to open a brothel He replied "build it and they will come".
14. What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor.
15. "It's a boy!" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel.

Laughable Brothels Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about brothels you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pubs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brothels pranks.