The Best 15 Brothels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brothels jokes. There are some brothels physically jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brothels booty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brothels Jokes and Puns

Last summer I traveled to Paris with a buddy of mine. I suggested we could visit one of the famous parisian brothels, but he decided to spend the evening reading his philosophy books.

He really put Descartes before the whores.

Valeria Messalina was a powerful Roman empress, best known for her long and influential political career, and for her hobby of hanging out in brothels and prostituting herself.

Makes sense to me. If I had to spend my days with senators and rulers, I'd want to spend my nights with a better class of people, too.

What is a brothels dress code?

No shirt, no shoes, no cervix.

Brothels joke, What is a brothels dress code?

I prefer cheap brothels.

They provide the most bang for your buck.

What do soldiers that go on foreign brothels get?


Brothels in Thailand have a red and white striped pole outside like a barbars shop!

I didn't know!

Imagine my shock when I went in and asked for a 'number 2 all over'

I've spent a lot of my life in brothels.

I'm not proud of it, but it pays the bills.

Brothels joke, I've spent a lot of my life in brothels.

Shouldn't brothels be called "hoe-tels"?

I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke...

[NSFW] Why was Captain Kirk banned from brothels around the universe?

Because one time, he took a hooker and shatner.

I'm so sorry, I know its bad but I had to get it out of my head.

I only go to brothels when they have discounts

I like getting more bang for my buck

Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels

They both charge by the load.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

'Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

If they don't re-open the brothels soon...

I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands.

Sex shop is open again

So the COVID19 lockdown has relaxed enough that the sex shop is open again.

Now you are allowed to queue outside and then tell the shop assistant at the table blocking the entrance what you need for your perversions and fantasies.

The brothels are sueing them for trade infringements.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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We suggest to use only working brothels hormones piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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