The Best 88 Broth Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Broth jokes. There are some broth roast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broth fillet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Broth Jokes and Puns
My brother who has a stutter is in prison.
It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3".
I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous.
Little brother told me this joke, genius.
"Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"
-why
"Because it kept saying "bok bok bok"
I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door
It said "Beat it, we're closed."
My 11 y/o brother told me this
What is pickle bread before its baked?
Dill dough
My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?
An Insti-Gator
My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg.
Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now.
My brother is addicted to break fluid...
But he says he can stop any time.
Why did the brother octopi look so alike?
They were itentacle twins.
Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?
Because he's low key.
Two brothers, aged 9 and 5, try to buy tampons at a pharmacy.
They take them to the counter and the pharmacist says, Are these for you?
The older brother says, They aren't for me, they're for my brother.
Very confused the pharmacist asks, But, why does your brother need them? , and the older brother says, Well, the lady on the TV said if you use these you can swim and ride a bicycle and he can't do either of those things.
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My brother took being sent to prison really badly.
He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone.
That was the last time we played monopoly.
My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do.
He didn't wear gloves.
My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids.
But I laugh more.
My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time.
He got a trophy.
Two brothers live together, and one of them makes tennis equipment for people with gigantism.
Late one night, he is up, hard at work, when his brother knocks on the door. He gets up from his desk, and answers the door.
"What do you want?" he asks.
His brother responds: "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop making a huge racket?"
My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys
I have to make every second Count
Why did the brothel run out of money?
Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.
My brother lost his job at the rubber factory
... but I think he'll bounce back.
My other brother-in-law died.
He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
My brother David had his ID stolen
Now he's just Dav
I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday
It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way
Sometimes me and my brothers used to mess with grandpa.
Once we asked him if he knew what a sex tape was.
He nodded thoughtfully. 'Sex tapes? Sure, we have those, but your grandmother prefers cuffs.'
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp,
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again.
My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him 'care to make this interesting?' He said 'sure'.
So we stopped playing chess.
My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians
So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident.
Her nipples were pierced.
My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me...
But toucan play at that game
When his brothel went out of business, what sign did the owner hang on the door?
Beat it, We're closed.
My brother and I own adjacent farms
The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence.
I told him to get off his high horse.
Mario's brother died...
But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board.
my brother just called me (11pm) with a joke so funny he was still laughing
**what is a bear without teeth?**
**answer: a gummy bear**
since he made it up all by himself, i informed him that i could no longer publicly claim him as my brother. he understood completely.
I went to a brothel that took deer as payment
They described it as the best bang for your buck
Two little brothers were fighting and arguing...
The first one says: Well, you were adopted!
The second one replied: Well, at least they wanted me!
My brother got fired from his job because he had sex with one of his patients...
its a real shame as he was a great veterinarian
My brother broke down crying and told me about how he was abused by a priest when we were kids.
It was a very touching story.
My Brother took going to jail really badly.
He refused food or drink. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and started throwing things.
We never played Monopoly again.
My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince...
...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.
My brother asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
Lazy
My little brother swallowed a coin and was to taken to the hospital
When I asked how he is doing, the nurse said "No change yet!"
I went to a brothel and met a prostitute
I asked her what are the prices?
She said:
£20 for a hand job
£50 for a blow job
£80 for sex
And for £120, i'll do anything!
Anything hmmm....
She's now fitting my downstairs bathroom and repainting my living room.
You can ge some real bargains if you shop around!
My brother and I made a $50 bet on who could throw meat the furthest into the air
I guess you could say the steaks have never been higher.
My brother just hit me with a milk carton
How dairy
I let my brother name my twins.
He did fine with my daughter, Denise. But my son may never forgive him for naming him Denephew.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier...
It was deerly mist.
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his faeces on the wall.
I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.
My brother just threw a milk carton at me
How dairy.
My brother has a beef eating disorder and I'm worried
His life is at steak
My brother asked me which super power I'd like
Apparently the united states wasn't a good answer.
My brother took going to jail pretty hard. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at everyone who passed by, and smeared his own feces all over the walls...
Needless to say we'll never play Monopoly again..
My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head,
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
My brother is turning 32 tomorrow, so I told him not to get his hopes up.
When he asked why, I replied:
"Well, it'll be pretty short. It is your thirty-second birthday after all."
I ask my brother if he wanted to watch any war movies.
He said he was tired of watching people getting shot. I said "you never saw anyone get shot, you graduated HS 12 years ago."
My brother did one like that after a long string of pirate jokes.
"What's a pirate's favourite crime?"
"Arrrrson," I said, chuckling at my cleverness.
"You idiot," he replied, "it's obviously Piracy."
Two brother sit under the christmas tree....
One gets dozens of presents. He opens one after another, a tablet, a drone, a bike and plenty other things.
The other only gets one present with his name on it: a matchbox car.
The one boy with all the presents maliciously asks: guess whom they like more!
The other, calmly playing with the matchbox car, asks back: guess who has cancer.
My brother took going to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him and smeared the walls with his own faeces. After that, we never played Monopoly again.
My little brother asked out of nowhere how gay men have sex
I told him to go ask our uncle, when I was his age he gave me a demonstration.
My brother asked if i could help him come up with a way to advertise the new vacation resort he was opening up.
I said "Brochure."
I went to the brothel the other day but it was closed...
The sign said "Beat it, we're closed."
I saw my brother masturbating in his room when I was seven
I asked him what he's doing. He didn't want mum to know about this and told me he's practising Chinese kungfu. I shall never forget the day when I volunteered to demonstrate Chinese kungfu in front of everyone in class.
My brother didnt like the school shooting jokes I was making
I think I should aim for a younger audience.
Help! My brother has developed an addiction to drinking brake fluid.
Our family is worried but he says it's okay because he can stop whenever he wants.
My brother used to throw pennies at me all the time
And that's why I'm afraid of change
My brother Seamus says 1 out of 5 people in the world are Chinese.
Well, there's five in our family... I know it's not me, it's not my mom, and it's not my dad. That leaves my two brothers: Seamus, and Xiaoping. And to be honest?
I think it's Seamus.
My brother and I often laugh at how competitive we are
I laugh more
So my brother made a dad joke
I put my pants in the washing machine and forgot to take my headphones out of my pocket. After they were done washing my brother realized what I did, he asked me
"Is the sound cleaner now?"
My brother called me a tool
So I got hammered and nailed his wife.
A knight's brother was slain in battle by monster
Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!
Hunter: You have my bow!
Warrior: And my axe!
Mage: And my staff!
Necromancer: And your dead brother!
My brother Joe started the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean
My brother hasn't stopped staring through the window since the storm started
I suppose I should let him in
My brother, my sister, and myself pooled our money together
We treated our dad with this fish therapy where little fish nibble on the dead skin until it is gone.
It was money well spent, because it was much cheaper than a regular funeral.
My brother who stutters was sent to prison.
I feel bad knowing he will never complete his sentence.
My brother thinks I don't give him enough privacy.
That's what he wrote about me in his diary.
My brother got all his properties taken way and thrown in jail last night
When he was in jail he threw feces all over the walls..
That was the last time we played monopoly.
Three brothers and the lights
Three brothers are arguing about whom will turn the lights off. The first orders the second, and the second orders the third to turn the lights off. In the end they agreed if someone talks he'd turn the lights off.
Days past and the neighbours are starting to get worried about them so they decided to break in. They found the three brothers all dead!
The neighbours saddened by their lost bury the brothers next together. But the third brother starts to shout that he isn't dead and the other two tell him to go turn the lights off.
My brother was murdered today
cop: do you mind identifying the body \[puts hand on my shoulder\] I have to warn you the body was hacked up.
me: \[tearing up\] yes that's my brother Reese.
cop: you're sure?
me: \[nodding\] those are Reese's Pieces.
My brother and I used to fight in the pool until the day our mom told us to divide it in half and stay on our side.
I picked the top half.
My Brother was a Bad Ass Doctor
Which sounds so much better than Incompetent Proctologist.
Two brothers
Two brothers, ages 8 and 5, wake up one morning, and the older of the two says, "Today we're going to start cursing. I'll say Damn and you say Ass." The younger brother agrees.
Soon, their mother calls them down for breakfast. She asks the older brother what he would like to eat. He replies "I want some damn Cheerios." His mother is horrified, slaps him across the face and sends him to his room.
She turns to her younger son and asks, "Well, what do you want for breakfast?" He replies, "I'm not sure, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Why did my brother eat his homework?
Because my mother told him it was a piece of cake.
My brother took out 23 Russian fighter jets.
He's the worst mechanic in all of Moscow.
My brother hates candles and he thinks they were created as part of a government conspiracy
He's an anti-waxer
My brother told me to stop quoting The Village People
I said 'Young man.'
My brother asked me why the bottle of beer he bought in the morning was half empty.
I told him that it was because he was a pessimist.
My brother in law was trying to explain something, and was trying to think of a word for the opposite of verbally
And I said: oh you mean Nounally!
My brother named his kid Hayden, Cayden, Brayden, and Jayden. His wife is pregnant again and asked for a name suggestion. I didn't want to contribute to this terrible name scheme.
So I said Okayden
My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine
He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
My brother told me this one...
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then the opposite of PROgress is CONgress.
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