The Best 60 Brot Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Brot jokes. There are some brot fraternal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brot brother puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Brot Jokes and Puns
My brother who has a stutter is in prison.
It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3".
I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous.
Little brother told me this joke, genius.
"Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"
-why
"Because it kept saying "bok bok bok"
I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door
It said "Beat it, we're closed."
My 11 y/o brother told me this
What is pickle bread before its baked?
Dill dough
My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?
An Insti-Gator
My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg.
Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now.
Why did the brother octopi look so alike?
They were itentacle twins.
Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?
Because he's low key.
Two brothers, aged 9 and 5, try to buy tampons at a pharmacy.
They take them to the counter and the pharmacist says, Are these for you?
The older brother says, They aren't for me, they're for my brother.
Very confused the pharmacist asks, But, why does your brother need them? , and the older brother says, Well, the lady on the TV said if you use these you can swim and ride a bicycle and he can't do either of those things.
My brother took being sent to prison really badly.
He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone.
That was the last time we played monopoly.
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My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do.
He didn't wear gloves.
My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids.
But I laugh more.
My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time.
He got a trophy.
Two brothers live together, and one of them makes tennis equipment for people with gigantism.
Late one night, he is up, hard at work, when his brother knocks on the door. He gets up from his desk, and answers the door.
"What do you want?" he asks.
His brother responds: "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop making a huge racket?"
My other brother-in-law died.
He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
My brother David had his ID stolen
Now he's just Dav
I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday
It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp,
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again.
My brother and I were playing chess, and I said to him 'care to make this interesting?' He said 'sure'.
So we stopped playing chess.
My brother wanted to play cowboys and indians
So I put on a ten gallon hat and and chaps and he went to MIT and graduated in computer science.
My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident.
Her nipples were pierced.
My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me...
But toucan play at that game
my brother just called me (11pm) with a joke so funny he was still laughing
**what is a bear without teeth?**
**answer: a gummy bear**
since he made it up all by himself, i informed him that i could no longer publicly claim him as my brother. he understood completely.
My brother got fired from his job because he had sex with one of his patients...
its a real shame as he was a great veterinarian
My brother broke down crying and told me about how he was abused by a priest when we were kids.
It was a very touching story.
My Brother took going to jail really badly.
He refused food or drink. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and started throwing things.
We never played Monopoly again.
My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince...
...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.
My brother asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
Lazy
I went to a brothel and met a prostitute
I asked her what are the prices?
She said:
£20 for a hand job
£50 for a blow job
£80 for sex
And for £120, i'll do anything!
Anything hmmm....
She's now fitting my downstairs bathroom and repainting my living room.
You can ge some real bargains if you shop around!
My brother and I made a $50 bet on who could throw meat the furthest into the air
I guess you could say the steaks have never been higher.
My brother just hit me with a milk carton
How dairy
I let my brother name my twins.
He did fine with my daughter, Denise. But my son may never forgive him for naming him Denephew.
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his faeces on the wall.
I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.
My brother just threw a milk carton at me
How dairy.
My brother has a beef eating disorder and I'm worried
His life is at steak
My brother asked me which super power I'd like
Apparently the united states wasn't a good answer.
My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head,
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
My brother is turning 32 tomorrow, so I told him not to get his hopes up.
When he asked why, I replied:
"Well, it'll be pretty short. It is your thirty-second birthday after all."
My brother did one like that after a long string of pirate jokes.
"What's a pirate's favourite crime?"
"Arrrrson," I said, chuckling at my cleverness.
"You idiot," he replied, "it's obviously Piracy."
Two brother sit under the christmas tree....
One gets dozens of presents. He opens one after another, a tablet, a drone, a bike and plenty other things.
The other only gets one present with his name on it: a matchbox car.
The one boy with all the presents maliciously asks: guess whom they like more!
The other, calmly playing with the matchbox car, asks back: guess who has cancer.
My brother took going to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him and smeared the walls with his own faeces. After that, we never played Monopoly again.
My brother asked if i could help him come up with a way to advertise the new vacation resort he was opening up.
I said "Brochure."
I went to the brothel the other day but it was closed...
The sign said "Beat it, we're closed."
My brother and I often laugh at how competitive we are
I laugh more
My brother Joe started the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean
My brother who stutters was sent to prison.
I feel bad knowing he will never complete his sentence.
My brother thinks I don't give him enough privacy.
That's what he wrote about me in his diary.
My brother was murdered today
cop: do you mind identifying the body \[puts hand on my shoulder\] I have to warn you the body was hacked up.
me: \[tearing up\] yes that's my brother Reese.
cop: you're sure?
me: \[nodding\] those are Reese's Pieces.
My brother and I used to fight in the pool until the day our mom told us to divide it in half and stay on our side.
I picked the top half.
My Brother was a Bad Ass Doctor
Which sounds so much better than Incompetent Proctologist.
Two brothers
Two brothers, ages 8 and 5, wake up one morning, and the older of the two says, "Today we're going to start cursing. I'll say Damn and you say Ass." The younger brother agrees.
Soon, their mother calls them down for breakfast. She asks the older brother what he would like to eat. He replies "I want some damn Cheerios." His mother is horrified, slaps him across the face and sends him to his room.
She turns to her younger son and asks, "Well, what do you want for breakfast?" He replies, "I'm not sure, but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
My brother took out 23 Russian fighter jets.
He's the worst mechanic in all of Moscow.
My brother hates candles and he thinks they were created as part of a government conspiracy
He's an anti-waxer
My brother told me to stop quoting The Village People
I said 'Young man.'
My brother asked me why the bottle of beer he bought in the morning was half empty.
I told him that it was because he was a pessimist.
My brother in law was trying to explain something, and was trying to think of a word for the opposite of verbally
And I said: oh you mean Nounally!
My brother named his kid Hayden, Cayden, Brayden, and Jayden. His wife is pregnant again and asked for a name suggestion. I didn't want to contribute to this terrible name scheme.
So I said Okayden
My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine
He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
My brother told me this one...
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then the opposite of PROgress is CONgress.
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