Brot Jokes
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My brother who has a stutter is in prison.
It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
Little brother told me this joke, genius.
"Why did beethoven kill his pet chicken?"
-why
"Because it kept saying "bok bok bok"
My 11 y/o brother told me this
What is pickle bread before its baked?
Dill dough
Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents...
named him Cap.
My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?
An Insti-Gator
My brother was worried last night that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep because he had a headache.
I told him to make a stiff nightcap and drop a couple of pills in it. You know, just take Aleve of Absinthe.
My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg.
Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now.
Why did the brother octopi look so alike?
They were itentacle twins.
So my brother is dating a mermaid.
Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks.
My brother pulled this one about his promiscuous dad today
What's the difference between dad and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus stops after 3 hos.
I saw my brothers mate yesterday...
I said, "You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"
My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do.
He didn't wear gloves.
My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids.
But I laugh more.
If my brother and I are both trained in the force..
Does that make him my force kin?
My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof...
I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage.
My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time.
He got a trophy.
Two brothers live together, and one of them makes tennis equipment for people with gigantism.
Late one night, he is up, hard at work, when his brother knocks on the door. He gets up from his desk, and answers the door.
"What do you want?" he asks.
His brother responds: "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop making a huge racket?"
My brother and I took our dog to go play on the frozen lake.
But then the ice broke and my dog fell in. I jumped in to save him. Later, I came home and told my mom about how I saved our dog. She said I should've saved my brother instead.
My brother and I ran out of protein powder.
I turned to him and said, "no whey....."
(true story)
My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys
I have to make every second Count
Why did the brothel run out of money?
Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.
My brother lost his job at the rubber factory
... but I think he'll bounce back.
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