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My brother who has a stutter is in prison.

It's just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.

My brother just updated his status to "I love my girlfriend <3".

I always knew he liked them young, but that is f**... ridiculous.

Little brother told me this joke, genius.

"Why did beethoven kill his pet chicken?"
-why
"Because it kept saying "bok bok bok"

I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door

It said "Beat it, we're closed."

My 11 y/o brother told me this

What is pickle bread before its baked?
Dill dough

Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents...

named him Cap.

My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

My brother was worried last night that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep because he had a headache.

I told him to make a stiff nightcap and drop a couple of pills in it. You know, just take Aleve of Absinthe.

My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg.

Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now.

My brother is addicted to break fluid...

But he says he can stop any time.

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

So my brother is dating a mermaid.

Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks.

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Two brothers, aged 9 and 5, try to buy tampons at a pharmacy.

They take them to the counter and the pharmacist says, Are these for you?
The older brother says, They aren't for me, they're for my brother.
Very confused the pharmacist asks, But, why does your brother need them? , and the older brother says, Well, the lady on the TV said if you use these you can swim and ride a bicycle and he can't do either of those things.

My brother took being sent to prison really badly.

He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone.
That was the last time we played monopoly.

My brother pulled this one about his promiscuous dad today

What's the difference between dad and Santa Claus?
Santa Claus stops after 3 hos.

My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do.

He didn't wear gloves.

My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

My brother told me he thinks I invade his privacy

Well he didn't actually tell me. I read it in his diary.

My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time.

He got a trophy.

Two brothers live together, and one of them makes tennis equipment for people with gigantism.

Late one night, he is up, hard at work, when his brother knocks on the door. He gets up from his desk, and answers the door.
"What do you want?" he asks.
His brother responds: "Hey, I'm trying to sleep. Can you stop making a huge racket?"

My brother and I ran out of protein powder.

I turned to him and said, "no whey....."
(true story)