The Best 75 Bros Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bros jokes. There are some bros steamer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bros mario bros puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bros Jokes and Puns

Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Bench Bros...

Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"

Bros joke, Bench Bros...

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

Me and bros invented a new drinking game

Draw a card, and if its black, take a shot

we call it Ferguson


What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Bros v. Hoes

A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

Bros joke, Bros v. Hoes

Celebrating Good Friday by honoring Jesus

aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros.

In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have...

Pizza is like sex: Even when it's bad it's good; It never gets old; Its good in the morning; and

It's fun with your bros!

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard

All my n64 cartridges started working again

I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but...

The fine bros own the rights to it :(

The Fine Bros.

Get it?

Bros joke, The Fine Bros.

I failed my chemistry lab exam.

I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me

because I just had an allergic reaction.


The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team

After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day.

Fine Bros can't sue metal beams,

Because they don't react to jet fuel.

Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel.

Nah, it's fine bros.

I was given ultimatum by fine bros for reacting on their reaction videos.

I reacted by proclaiming, "I will never react to your videos again."

Now i am being sued.

Plan to take over the World

If we consider life as the chain of chemical reactions, then The Fine Bros actually want to copyright all life on earth.

Argon walks into a bar

The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."

Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.

The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but...

I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***

Why do firemen get the people out of the building before putting off the fire?

Because bros before hose

Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high?

It was a joint venture.

TL;DR The fine bros

me: i'm allergic to peanuts

fine bros: is that an allergic reaction?

me: yes

fine bros: see you in court

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters?

They put them in the looney bin

Ringling Bros. circus introduces the first female ringleader in 134 years!

And now they're going out of business.

Did y'all hear that the Ringling Bros. circus is closing down?

Moving their act to the White House

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Hey bros, what do you call a Persian king?

A shah, dude!

I heard the Ringling Bros Circus is staying in business

They plan to stick around for another four years under the name "Trump Administration"

Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down?

Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!

What was the original title of Herman Melville's book about a white whale before Harper and Bros. published the edited version?

Moby Richard.

Bros, friends, amigos... If she gives you this for her address, just go ahead and move on. Toss that cocktail napkin away. Move on. THere's other fish in the sea. (feel free to add to the list)

• Drinkand Dr.

• Vicious Circle

• West 943,185th Street

• Psycho Path

• Peoples Ct.

• Nofriggin Way

Why do the firemen take out people from a burning building before they put the fire out with water?

Bros before hose.

United Airlines is being sued for copyright infringement.

Killing the Wabbit is a registered trademark of Warner Bros, Inc.

It's no wonder Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey had to close

They couldn't compete with the circus in the White House.

What's it called when bros before hoes is balanced with hoes before bros?

Homie-hoe-stasis

What do you call a religious Super Smash Bros Brawl character?

Menno knight

They left the naming the animals to a couple bros.

They got to the last striped horse,

What letters next man?

Z bruh.

Everyone's saying Bros before hoes ...

But if you ask me, I'd say you need a balance,

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

What's Martin Shkreli's favorite burger joint?

Farmer Bros

The new Super Smash Bros comes out on December 7th

Japan must just love dropping bombs that day

You know the saying "bros before hoes"?

Well, I've found out how I can balance my relationships between the two evenly...



...a homie-hoe-stasis, if you will

My mom wanted me to water the plants and my friends wanted me to get on Fortnite...

I got on Forntite because bros before hose.

Just think for a second.

Bros before hoes.

Modern Technology

Guys and gals. Think about it. While walking on a treadmill you could play Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Don't you love modern technology.

Stan Lee's funeral is about to look like the Super Smash Bros Ultimate roster.

EVERYONE IS HERE

What is the best way to collect driftwood?

Find an illegal drift race.

All the bros standing around without cars will have wood.

What did the high Super Smash Bros. Brawl player say?

Bro, I'm tripping.

My girlfriend asked why I'm always playing fighting games instead of spending time with her.

I replied : Smash Bros before hoes

Is Waluigi going to be a DLC for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?

No

Delicious Snack Cakes Aren't As Important As My Friends...

Bros before Ho Ho's

What do you call two cigarettes in a shopping plaza?

Mall bros

'I beat my kids"

"In smash bros."

Why should you go out with the lads before you water the garden?

Bros before hose.

Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games

The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional

I played a cool video game with some really hammered dudes,

We were Super Smashed Bros.

My friend has a foot fetish and his crush asked him out last night

She told him to meet her on Sunday but he already had plans with me and some friends

He decided to come with us and told us you know I wouldn't ditch you, bros before toes!

What's an Alabama girls favorite game?

Smash Bros!

What do you call two nintendo fans doing incest?

Super smash bros

I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

I don't believe in bros before hoes

Personally I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.



A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Some say Bros before Hoes. Some say Hoes before Bros

I prefer homie-hoe-stasis

Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly.

It's called the zip code.

Bros Vs. Hoes. (credit to u/itshimstarwarrior)



*A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.*

**A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.**

**(its not mine but of** u/itshimstarwarrior**, i find it quit funny)**

Never betray a friend for a cookie.

Bros before Oreos.

I have never agreed with the proverb "bros before hoes".

And that is why I was fired from my job at Oxford English Dictionary.

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