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93 bros jokes and hilarious bros puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bros that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bros Short Jokes

Short bros jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bros humour may include short brother jokes also.

  1. I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
  2. Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
    Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.
  3. What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha
  4. Why do the firemen take out people from a burning building before they put the fire out with water? Bros before hose.
  5. Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
  6. Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
  7. Warner Bros should create a Harry Potter spinoff series based on the life of Hermione Granger. They should name it Granger Things.
  8. I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction.
  9. The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.
  10. Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Bros One Liners

Which bros one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bros? I can suggest the ones about be like bro and step brothers.

  1. How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light.
  2. What's an Alabama girls favorite game? Smash Bros!
  3. Bros don't let other bros walk around with an open fly. It's called the zip code.
  4. What do you call two dudes who're really good at math? Alge-bros
  5. Fine Bros can't sue metal beams, Because they don't react to jet fuel.
  6. Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail? He couldn't pay for Baal
  7. Never betray a friend for a cookie. Bros before Oreos.
  8. I played a cool video game with some really hammered dudes, We were Super Smashed Bros.
  9. Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard All my n64 cartridges started working again
  10. How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight
  11. I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :(
  12. Is Waluigi going to be a DLC for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate? No
  13. What's Martin Shkreli's favorite burger joint? Farmer Bros
  14. What do you call a religious Super Smash Bros Brawl character? Menno knight
  15. Hey bros, what do you call a Persian king? A shah, dude!

Smash Bros Jokes

Here is a list of funny smash bros jokes and even better smash bros puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Modern Technology Guys and gals. Think about it. While walking on a treadmill you could play Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Don't you love modern technology.
  • The new Super Smash Bros comes out on December 7th Japan must just love dropping bombs that day
  • Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional
  • 'I beat my kids" "In smash bros."
  • What did the high Super Smash Bros. Brawl player say? Bro, I'm tripping.
  • Hello it's me childish gamrrbino Super smash bros! Yeah!
  • How do two gay guys meet? They don't, they smash bros.
  • My girlfriend told me, "I wanna smash!" We played smash bros from 12 to 12!
  • What do you call two nintendo fans doing i**...? Super smash bros
  • My girlfriend asked why I'm always playing fighting games instead of spending time with her. I replied : Smash Bros before h**...

Mario Bros Jokes

Here is a list of funny mario bros jokes and even better mario bros puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
  • In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have...
  • Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
  • It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
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Warner Bros Jokes

Here is a list of funny warner bros jokes and even better warner bros puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • United Airlines is being sued for copyright infringement. Killing the Wabbit is a registered trademark of Warner Bros, Inc.
  • What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters? They put them in the looney bin
Bros joke, What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters?

Cheerful Fun Bros Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about bros you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brothers and sisters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bros pranks.

Personally, I don't believe in bros before h**..., or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-h**...-stasis, if you will.

Bench Bros...

Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a b**... coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. o**... turns to his spotter and says "hey you think that's a push up bra?" And his spotter says "nah brah, that's a squat"

Bros v. h**...

A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

Celebrating good friday by honoring Jesus

aka doing the same thing he did today and hanging with my Bros.

Pizza is like s**...: Even when it's bad it's good; It never gets old; Its good in the morning; and

It's fun with your bros!

The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team

After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day.

Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel.

Nah, it's fine bros.

I was given ultimatum by fine bros for reacting on their reaction videos.

I reacted by proclaiming, "I will never react to your videos again."
Now i am being sued.

What could you say about the Fine Bros?

They're overing.

Why do firemen get the people out of the building before putting off the fire?

Because bros before hose

Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high?

It was a joint venture.

TL;DR The fine bros

me: i'm allergic to peanuts
fine bros: is that an allergic reaction?
me: yes
fine bros: see you in court

Ringling Bros. circus introduces the first female ringleader in 134 years!

And now they're going out of business.

Did y'all hear that the Ringling Bros. circus is closing down?

Moving their act to the White House

I heard the Ringling Bros Circus is staying in business

They plan to stick around for another four years under the name "Trump Administration"

Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down?

Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!

What was the original title of Herman Melville's book about a white whale before Harper and Bros. published the edited version?

Moby Richard.

Bros, friends, amigos... If she gives you this for her address, just go ahead and move on. Toss that cocktail napkin away. Move on. THere's other fish in the sea. (feel free to add to the list)

• Drinkand Dr.
• Vicious Circle
• West 943,185th Street
• Psycho Path
• Peoples Ct.
• Nofriggin Way

It's no wonder Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey had to close

They couldn't compete with the circus in the White House.

What's it called when bros before h**... is balanced with h**... before bros?

Homie-h**...-stasis

They left the naming the animals to a couple bros.

They got to the last striped horse,
What letters next man?
Z bruh.

Everyone's saying Bros before h**... ...

But if you ask me, I'd say you need a balance,
A homie-h**...-stasis, if you will.

A big shoutout to all my Amish bros reading this

You know the saying "bros before h**..."?

Well, I've found out how I can balance my relationships between the two evenly...

...a homie-h**...-stasis, if you will

My mom wanted me to water the plants and my friends wanted me to get on Fortnite...

I got on Forntite because bros before hose.

My friend has a f**... and his crush asked him out last night

She told him to meet her on Sunday but he already had plans with me and some friends
He decided to come with us and told us you know I wouldn't ditch you, bros before toes!

I don't believe in bros before h**... or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-h**...-stasis if you will.

I don't believe in bros before h**...

Personally I don't believe in bros before h**..., or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-h**...-stasis, if you will.

Some say Bros before h**.... Some say h**... before Bros

I prefer homie-h**...-stasis

Bros Vs. h**.... (credit to u/itshimstarwarrior)


*A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.*
**A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.**
**(its not mine but of** u/itshimstarwarrior**, i find it quit funny)**

I have never agreed with the proverb "bros before h**...".

And that is why I was fired from my job at Oxford English Dictionary.

Bros joke, Warner Bros should create a Harry Potter spinoff series based on the life of Hermione Granger.

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