The Best 10 Broomstick Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Broomstick jokes. There are some broomstick sorcerer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broomstick hogwarts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Broomstick Jokes and Puns
Bought the ex wife some crotchless panties for Halloween...
Nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on the broomstick.
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
Why don't witches wear panties?
To get a better grip on the broomstick.
How much does it cost to see Harry Potter fly a broomstick?
About a Quid each.
Did you know that witches don't wear panties?
It's so they can get a better grip on the broomstick.
I've bought the wife a pair of crotchless knickers ready for Halloween.
There's nothing sexual in it, it's just that she'll get a better grip on her broomstick.
What do you call a Croatian on a broomstick?
Quiddić
I bought the Mrs some crotchless knickers for Halloween.
Nothing sexual it's just to give her a better grip on her broomstick:
Bought my wife some crotchless panties for her birthday.
Not for any sexual purposes, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick.
Why did the witch go commando?
She needed some better grip on her broomstick.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broomstick wizarding puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working broomstick broom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.