brooms Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious brooms puns

I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations

but all brooms are pretty much the same.


How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

You take away their brooms.


My bacon kept curling in the frying pan

so I took away their little brooms and rocks.


Why do witches not wear panties?

You get better grip on the brooms.


How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.


Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip.

Happy Halloween :)


Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.



Why don't witches ever wear underwear?

Gives 'em a better grip on their brooms...


How do you stop sausages from curling in the pan?

You take away their little brooms.


How Do You Keep Canadian Bacon From Curling

You take away their little brooms


Two brooms are in the kitchen

The lady broom is crying and upset, she tells her boyfriend, "honey, I'm pregnant!" Her boyfriend replies, "how is that possible? We didn't even sweep together!"


Why don't witches wear undies?

To get a better grip on their brooms.


Why do witches fly on brooms?

Because vacuums are too heavy.


Why do witches fly on brooms?

It's in their female instinct to clean


What do you call having a mosquito bite on your chest while playing wizard sports on brooms?

Quidditch tit itch


Why do witches laugh when they ride their brooms?

because they're not wearing any panties.


How does a broomstick fight a coffee table?

It sweeps the leg.

Thank you I'll be here all Summer.


What do brooms and homosexuals have in common?

They both look better in the closet. LOL


What happened to the mouse who scurried in on two brooms having sex?

He got swept up in the action.


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