The Best 84 Broom Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Broom jokes. There are some broom cupboard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broom barrow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Broom Jokes and Puns
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
With a broom and dust pan!
What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?
Time to go to sweep.
Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?
It swept with his girlfriend :P
Did you hear about the gay broom?
Spent 10 years in the closet.
Why didn't the witch wear panties....
So she could grip the broom better.
Why don't witches wear panties?
Because they need to grip the broom.
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?
Get a broom, you two.
Why was the broom late for work?
Because it over swept.
My wife asked for the broom...
And I said, "Why? Are you going somewhere?"
A new type of broom has just been released,
It is sweeping the nation.
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Did you here about that new broom?
For the past week or so, it's been sweeping the nation.
How did Nazi's pickup Jewish Women?
With a dust pan and broom
Two dust pans were dry humping..
I was like dude, get a broom already!
Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties?
For better grip on the broom
What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?
Get a broom.
Here's one for you recent graduates.
A college grad decides to get a job at a hardware store for the summer. He shows up on his first day of work and his boss hands him a broom.
"Here, your first task is to sweep out all the aisles. After that, I'll show you where the rest of the cleaning supplies are."
The grad looks at the broom and says to his boss, "I don't think you understand, I'm a college graduate."
His boss replies, "Oh, no problem. I can show you how to use a broom."
Did you hear about the worlds largest broom?
It's really sweeping the nation
Yesterday i told my friend that i always wanted to ride that thing in Harry Potter.
"A broom?" he asked.
"No, Hermione."
You guys hear about that new broom that came out?
It's sweeping the nation!
Why dont witches wear panties?
So they can grip the broom.
Have you heard about the new broom they invented?
Its sweeping the nation
Why was the broom late?
because it overswept
A man is walking by a mental hospital and hears chanting.
A man is walking by a mental hospital and hears chanting from over the fence. He stops to listen and hears that they are saying "Five! Five! Five! Five!"
His curiosity peaked, he walks until he sees a hole in the fence. He puts his eye up to the hole to try to see what's going on, when he's poked in the eye by a broom handle! Angry and in pain, he starts to walk away and hears that the chanting is now, "Six! Six! Six! Six!"
My grandpa may be having trouble with his memory, but he still has a great sense of humor. He just told me this one: Why was the broom late for work?
Because 7,8,9
A Janitor starts up his car.
"Broom broom"
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking,
but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
The invention of the broom may have swept the nation...
... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire
The upstairs neighbors were making a lot of noise one night and my wife says she's going to go get the broom.
To which I reply "Are you going to fly up there and complain?"
My dad told me about the birds and the bees today...
Then he gave me a broom and told me to clear them out of the attic.
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking (short)
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking.
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
- Scratch Farrell
but I have a PhD...
"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."
"But I have a PhD..."
"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."
Why didn't the witch fall off her broom?
She wasn't wearing underwear
Why did Harry Potter use so much Gold Bond when he got off his broom?
Quiddichin
I'll see myself out.
What's the benefit of having a slutty broom?
They tend to sweep around.
Minesweeper
It's either a computer game or an angry German custodian yelling at kids who stole his broom.
Did I tell you about the time I was nearly killed with a broom?
It was a brush with death.
Why did the broom miss the wedding?
It overswept
Why don't witches wear panties?
Because their broom sticks better.
A woman complains to her husband about the blisters on her hands
"I have so many blisters from using this broom" says the wife
"well maybe use the car next time" the husband replies.
I saw two janitors making out
And I said hey, get a broom!
Wife asks: have you seen my broom?
Husband replies: why? Are you going somewhere?
Two brooms are in the kitchen
The lady broom is crying and upset, she tells her boyfriend, "honey, I'm pregnant!" Her boyfriend replies, "how is that possible? We didn't even sweep together!"
Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom."
Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."
Why do witches wear a skirt?
So they can grip the broom.
Guess you can say that the invention of the broom really...
Swept the nation
A witch was going to take a friend's broom for a ride
But she couldn't drive a stick
Don't get much use out of my broom...
It's just there gathering dust....
My wife told me she has blisters from the broom stick
I asked her why she didn't take the car.
I put my name into a drawing in order to win a tiny broom used to clean beef.
I hope I win this sweep steaks
What does a witch say to fly faster?
Broom, broom!
A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker...
A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker.
"Sir, I am very hungry. I am willing to clean your entire cheese shop for a pound of cheddar. "
The cheesemaker thinks for a moment, decides, and nods. "Forthwith!"
The little boy grabs a broom and vigilantly begins cleaning.
At the end of the day, the little boy shows the cheesemaker his fine work. The cheesemaker, approving of the poor boy's efforts, hands him a pound of Swiss cheese.
"But I said I would clean your shop for a pound of cheddar!" protested the boy.
And the cheesemaker replies, "And I thaid for thwith."
What sound does a racing vacuums engine make
BROOM BROOM
What did the Witch say when the Broom Salesman showed her a Vacuum?
I don't want an automatic
What did the witch say after her broom was stolen?
"Well, good thing I can drive a stick."
A man was at the checkout to buy a broom for his house.
He goes up to the cashier and asks if the broom he has is the best one they have. The cashier responds "im not sure i mean a broom is a broom". The man replies "whoa lets not make any sweeping generalizations here"
Have you seen the new brooms at Quality Quidditch Supplies?
They're flying off the shelves!
How warm is a janitor's closet?
Broom Temperature.
One broom said to the other...
'New brooms are always better than old ones.'
'Wow, that's a sweeping statement.' the other broom replied.
A janitor gets accepted into Nascar
His car goes "Broom, Broom"
Why don't witches wear underwear?
Better grip on the broom!
You know those brooms they ride around on in Harry Potter? How much do they cost?
About a quid each...
What sound does a witch's motorcycle make?
BROOM, BROOOOOM!
Why was the broom late for work?
He over swept.
Why don't witches wear panties?
They need to grip the broom
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.
But I'm a college graduate! the young man replied indignantly.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that" said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how...
What did the broom say to the dustpan?
Get down on the floor and let me put this in you.
Wife: "Have you seen the broom ?
Me: " Why!! Are you going somewhere?"
Have you heard of the movie about the broom?
It's sweeping the nation.
The wife complains to the husband...
Wife: I already have blisters on my palms because of the broom
Husband: Next time try to go by car
"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."
"But I have a PhD..."
"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."
Why do witches not wear panties
For better grip on the broom
Why don't witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on the broom.
It's all about grip
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom!
What sound does a car make when a witch starts it?
Broom Broom
The janitor had trouble with his broom
After days of frustration he went to his boss and demanded sweeping reforms
When you think of it, invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
But it was the invention of the broom that swept the nation.
Mommy broom and her child
Mommy broom and her child are walking outside.
Child: "Mom, how did dad and you make me?"
Mom: "Oh, we swept together."
Broom girl to broom boyfriend: sweetie, I'm pregnant…
Broom boyfriend: But that's impossible! We haven't even swept together!
How do you get Canadian bacon to stop curling in the pan?
You take away the broom.
Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen:Wife: I am coming with the broom.
Husband: It isn't urgent. You can come on foot
One day, a witch was flying on her broom when she noticed that all the witches she passed were flying on vacuum cleaners.
She thought to herself, "Am I the only one in this day and age who still drives a stick?"
Yes, I'm a pilot
They they give me a broom and I pilot here and pilot there.
* Pile it , for those of you that are slow or came late*
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
Because it over - swept
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