Following is our collection of funny Broom jokes. There are some broom cupboard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broom barrow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
With a broom and dust pan!
Time to go to sweep.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
Spent 10 years in the closet.
So she could grip the broom better.
Because they need to grip the broom.
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
Get a broom, you two.
Because it over swept.
And I said, "Why? Are you going somewhere?"
It is sweeping the nation.
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For the past week or so, it's been sweeping the nation.
With a dust pan and broom
I was like dude, get a broom already!
For better grip on the broom
Get a broom.
A college grad decides to get a job at a hardware store for the summer. He shows up on his first day of work and his boss hands him a broom.
"Here, your first task is to sweep out all the aisles. After that, I'll show you where the rest of the cleaning supplies are."
The grad looks at the broom and says to his boss, "I don't think you understand, I'm a college graduate."
His boss replies, "Oh, no problem. I can show you how to use a broom."
It's really sweeping the nation
"A broom?" he asked.
"No, Hermione."
It's sweeping the nation!
So they can grip the broom.
Its sweeping the nation
because it overswept
A man is walking by a mental hospital and hears chanting from over the fence. He stops to listen and hears that they are saying "Five! Five! Five! Five!"
His curiosity peaked, he walks until he sees a hole in the fence. He puts his eye up to the hole to try to see what's going on, when he's poked in the eye by a broom handle! Angry and in pain, he starts to walk away and hears that the chanting is now, "Six! Six! Six! Six!"
Because 7,8,9
"Broom broom"
but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire
To which I reply "Are you going to fly up there and complain?"
Then he gave me a broom and told me to clear them out of the attic.
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking.
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
- Scratch Farrell
"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."
"But I have a PhD..."
"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."
She wasn't wearing underwear
Quiddichin
I'll see myself out.
They tend to sweep around.
It's either a computer game or an angry German custodian yelling at kids who stole his broom.
It was a brush with death.
It overswept
Because their broom sticks better.
"I have so many blisters from using this broom" says the wife
"well maybe use the car next time" the husband replies.
And I said hey, get a broom!
Husband replies: why? Are you going somewhere?
The lady broom is crying and upset, she tells her boyfriend, "honey, I'm pregnant!" Her boyfriend replies, "how is that possible? We didn't even sweep together!"
Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."
So they can grip the broom.
Swept the nation
But she couldn't drive a stick
It's just there gathering dust....
I asked her why she didn't take the car.
I hope I win this sweep steaks
Broom, broom!
A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker.
"Sir, I am very hungry. I am willing to clean your entire cheese shop for a pound of cheddar. "
The cheesemaker thinks for a moment, decides, and nods. "Forthwith!"
The little boy grabs a broom and vigilantly begins cleaning.
At the end of the day, the little boy shows the cheesemaker his fine work. The cheesemaker, approving of the poor boy's efforts, hands him a pound of Swiss cheese.
"But I said I would clean your shop for a pound of cheddar!" protested the boy.
And the cheesemaker replies, "And I thaid for thwith."
BROOM BROOM
I don't want an automatic
"Well, good thing I can drive a stick."
He goes up to the cashier and asks if the broom he has is the best one they have. The cashier responds "im not sure i mean a broom is a broom". The man replies "whoa lets not make any sweeping generalizations here"
They're flying off the shelves!
Broom Temperature.
'New brooms are always better than old ones.'
'Wow, that's a sweeping statement.' the other broom replied.
His car goes "Broom, Broom"
Better grip on the broom!
About a quid each...
BROOM, BROOOOOM!
He over swept.
They need to grip the broom
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.
But I'm a college graduate! the young man replied indignantly.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that" said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how...
Get down on the floor and let me put this in you.
Me: " Why!! Are you going somewhere?"
It's sweeping the nation.
Wife: I already have blisters on my palms because of the broom
Husband: Next time try to go by car
"But I have a PhD..."
"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."
For better grip on the broom
To get a better grip on the broom.
Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom!
Broom Broom
After days of frustration he went to his boss and demanded sweeping reforms
But it was the invention of the broom that swept the nation.
Mommy broom and her child are walking outside.
Child: "Mom, how did dad and you make me?"
Mom: "Oh, we swept together."
Broom boyfriend: But that's impossible! We haven't even swept together!
You take away the broom.
Husband: It isn't urgent. You can come on foot
She thought to herself, "Am I the only one in this day and age who still drives a stick?"
They they give me a broom and I pilot here and pilot there.
* Pile it , for those of you that are slow or came late*
Because it over - swept
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