Broom Jokes
116 broom jokes and hilarious broom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about broom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some good-humored fun? Check out this collection of witch broom jokes! Whether it's the classic broomstick of a witch's coven or a modern-day robotic cleaner like a Roomba, get ready to be tickled with these funny gags about all things cleaning!
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Funniest Broom Short Jokes
Short broom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The broom humour may include short brush jokes also.
- The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
- Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom." Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."
- How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan? You take away their brooms.
- but I have a PhD... "Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."
"But I have a phd..."
"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done." - Minesweeper It's either a computer game or an angry German custodian yelling at kids who stole his broom.
- Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen:Wife: I am coming with the broom. Husband: It isn't urgent. You can come on foot
- Did I tell you about the time I was nearly killed with a broom? It was a brush with death.
- A witch was flying on her broom when she noticed that all the witches she passed were flying on vacuum cleaners. She thought to herself, "Am I the only one who still drives a stick?"
- Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms? Better grip.
Happy Halloween :) - The janitor had trouble with his broom After days of frustration he went to his boss and demanded sweeping reforms
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Broom One Liners
Which broom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with broom? I can suggest the ones about toothbrush and hair brush.
- How do you get canadian bacon to stop curling in the pan? You take away the broom.
- How warm is a janitor's closet? Broom Temperature.
- I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same.
- My bacon kept curling in the frying pan so I took away their little brooms and rocks.
- Why was the broom late for work? Because it over swept.
- A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation.
- Did you hear about the gay broom? Spent 10 years in the closet.
- What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier? You hear a sonic broom.
- My wife asked for the broom... And I said, "Why? Are you going somewhere?"
- Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house? It swept with his girlfriend :P
- What did the broom say to the dustpan? Get down on the floor and let me put this in you.
- What does a witch say to fly faster? Broom, broom!
- A witch was going to take a friend's broom for a ride But she couldn't drive a stick
- How do you stop sausages from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms.
- what noise does a witch in a car make? Broom broom
Witches Broom Jokes
Here is a list of funny witches broom jokes and even better witches broom puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the Witch say when the Broom Salesman showed her a Vacuum? I don't want an automatic
- What did the witch say after her broom was stolen? "Well, good thing I can drive a stick."
- Why didn't the witch fall off her broom? She wasn't wearing underwear
- Why do witches wear a skirt? So they can grip the broom.
- halloween When I told my wife to use a vacuum instead
of a broom the witch flew of the handle. - Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuums are too heavy.
- Q: Why didn't the witch fly on her broom when she was angry?
A: She was afraid she would fly off the handle. - Why do witches fly on brooms? It's in their female instinct to clean
Broom Stick Jokes
Here is a list of funny broom stick jokes and even better broom stick puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife told me she has blisters from the broom stick I asked her why she didn't take the car.
- A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks.
Unearthly Funniest Broom Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about broom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toilet brush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make broom pranks.
A little boy was afraid of the dark...
One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
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If a witch murders someone with her broom...
is it considered vehicular h**...?
Does Anybody Have a Broom?
'Cuz I'm gonna need it for all this sweep picking!
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In The Military a janitor wanted to go out to the battlefield...
When the soldiers were getting ready for a battle the janitor told the general that he wanted to fight. The general gave him a broom and said "point this at the enemies and say 'bangity bang bang' and when they get close say 'stabbity stab stab'" "ok" the janitor replied. Once the janitor got out on the battlefield he aimed his broom and said "bangity bang bang" to his surprise the enemy dropped dead. Amazed, the janitor bagan repeating the words "bangity bang bang! Stabbity stab stab!" he repeated this until there was only one person left on the field. no matter how many times he said "bangity bang bang" and "stabbity stab stab" nothing worked. The last man pushed the janitor to the ground and said "tankity tank tank"
How does a broomstick fight a coffee table?
It sweeps the leg.
Thank you I'll be here all Summer.
What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?
Time to go to sweep.
Broomhilda & Django
Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent.
Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
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A broom and a mop have s**.... What happens next?
The broom gets sweepy.
What do an eagle and a broom have in common?
They both fly but the broom doesn't.
While browsing broom section at grocery store with girlfriend...
Me, to older man also browsing: "you think the cheap $4 ones work just as well as the $12 ones?"
Older man, without missing a beat: "I don't know, ask her to take it for a spin."
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What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?
Get a broom, you two.
What has thousands of legs, but cannot walk by itself?
A broom.
I don't know if my cat is scared of the vacuum cleaner or the broom.
I only had him for six month.
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Japanese man are hired at a construction site.
The foreman says to the Italian "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Asian "You're in charge of supplies. Now, I have to leave for a little while." Later when the foreman returns he sees Nothing's done. He says to the Italian "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" "I no gotta broom. You tella da guy he inna charge of a supplies, but he go an I could no finda him!" Then asks the Scot "Didn't I tell you to shovel?" "Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. I canna find where the supplies man is aboot!" The foreman is really angry now and storms off looking for the Asian. Just then the Japanese guy springs out and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
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Two dust pans were dry h**.....
I was like dude, get a broom already!
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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?
Get a broom.
Two Cleaners in a car...
Broom Broom
Here's one for you recent graduates.
A college grad decides to get a job at a hardware store for the summer. He shows up on his first day of work and his boss hands him a broom.
"Here, your first task is to sweep out all the aisles. After that, I'll show you where the rest of the cleaning supplies are."
The grad looks at the broom and says to his boss, "I don't think you understand, I'm a college graduate."
His boss replies, "Oh, no problem. I can show you how to use a broom."
Yesterday i told my friend that i always wanted to ride that thing in Harry Potter.
"A broom?" he asked.
"No, Hermione."
How did the broom find a girlfriend?
He swept her off her feet.
- I just finished a Popsicle.
What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?
A Sweeping Generalization.
What sound does a street sweeper make?
Broom Broom
How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?
With a broom and a dustpan.
My grandpa may be having trouble with his memory, but he still has a great sense of humor. He just told me this one: Why was the broom late for work?
Because 7,8,9
A Janitor starts up his car.
"Broom broom"
The invention of the broom may have swept the nation...
... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire
The upstairs neighbors were making a lot of noise one night and my wife says she's going to go get the broom.
To which I reply "Are you going to fly up there and complain?"
As Jeff the street sweeper says "A clean place is not where one sweeps, but where one doesn't litter"
That's why he traded in his broom for a shotgun.
My dad told me about the birds and the bees today...
Then he gave me a broom and told me to clear them out of the attic.
Boss: Take this broom and go sweep the hallways!
Employee: But I'm a college graduate!
Boss: Great! Then I should only have to explain this just once.
Why did Harry Potter use so much Gold Bond when he got off his broom?
Quiddichin
I'll see myself out.
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What's the benefit of having a s**... broom?
They tend to sweep around.
What swept away the country?
A broom
Why does the broom always win in competitions?
it usually ends up sweeping the floor wherever it goes.
Why did the broom miss the wedding?
It overswept
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I saw two janitors making out
And I said hey, get a broom!
Guess you can say that the invention of the broom really...
Swept the nation
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How did the broom cheat on it's wife?
It **swept** around
What did the broom tell Baldi when it was tired?
Gotta sleep sleep sleep.
Don't get much use out of my broom...
It's just there gathering dust....
I put my name into a drawing in order to win a tiny broom used to clean beef.
I hope I win this sweep steaks
How is the merit of a rental broom measured?
Miles per Galleon!
A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker...
A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker.
"Sir, I am very hungry. I am willing to clean your entire cheese shop for a pound of cheddar. "
The cheesemaker thinks for a moment, decides, and nods. "Forthwith!"
The little boy grabs a broom and vigilantly begins cleaning.
At the end of the day, the little boy shows the cheesemaker his fine work. The cheesemaker, approving of the poor boy's efforts, hands him a pound of Swiss cheese.
"But I said I would clean your shop for a pound of cheddar!" protested the boy.
And the cheesemaker replies, "And I thaid for thwith."
What sound does a racing vacuums engine make
BROOM BROOM
So I have this great idea for a cleaning holiday. For one hour, everybody in the U.S. picks up a broom and cleans every corner of the country they can find.
It's sweeping the nation.
What do you call a car that cleans?
Broom broom.
Kinda of a dad joke.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way of getting around?
Using a broom.
JK Rolling
*spoilers* How do you pick up chicks like Margaery Tyrell?
With a broom.
What kind of noise does a street sweepers engine make
Broom broom
What did one broom say to the other?
How did you sweep?
Scientists today combined a car with two domestic sweeping devices.
It goes broom broom.
A man was at the checkout to buy a broom for his house.
He goes up to the cashier and asks if the broom he has is the best one they have. The cashier responds "im not sure i mean a broom is a broom". The man replies "whoa lets not make any sweeping generalizations here"
What happened to the broom in the flood?
He got swept away.
First day at McDo
So, since it's your first day we start with something easy: here is the broom, swipe the floor please.
But I have a major in gender studies!
Ah sorry, didn't know that. So let me show you first how to use the broom...
Have you seen the new brooms at Quality Quidditch Supplies?
They're flying off the shelves!
One broom said to the other...
'New brooms are always better than old ones.'
'Wow, that's a sweeping statement.' the other broom replied.
A janitor gets accepted into Nascar
His car goes "Broom, Broom"
Have you heard of the movie about the broom?
It's sweeping the nation.
Mommy broom and her child
Mommy broom and her child are walking outside.
Child: "Mom, how did dad and you make me?"
Mom: "Oh, we swept together."
