The Best 3 Broom Handle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broom Handle jokes. There are some broom handle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broom handle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broom Handle Jokes and Puns

A man is walking by a mental hospital and hears chanting.

A man is walking by a mental hospital and hears chanting from over the fence. He stops to listen and hears that they are saying "Five! Five! Five! Five!"

His curiosity peaked, he walks until he sees a hole in the fence. He puts his eye up to the hole to try to see what's going on, when he's poked in the eye by a broom handle! Angry and in pain, he starts to walk away and hears that the chanting is now, "Six! Six! Six! Six!"

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When I told my wife to use a vacuum instead
of a broom the witch flew of the handle.

Q: Why didn't the witch fly on her broom when she was angry?
A: She was afraid she would fly off the handle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broom handle puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working broom handle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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