The Best 27 Broo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broo jokes. There are some broo common jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broo gonna puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broo Jokes and Puns

Why was the broom late for work?

Because it over swept.

Why was the broom late for the meeting?

Because it over - swept

Why was the broom late?

because it overswept

"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."

"But I have a PhD..."

"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."

What did the broom say to the dustpan?

Get down on the floor and let me put this in you.


Brooklyn

When you go to Brooklyn always bring a camera, because there are many things in Brooklyn that you will see, then never see again in your life...

Starting with that camera.

Why was the broom late for work?

He over swept.

Broo joke, Why was the broom late for work?

Brooks Brothers just filed for bankruptcy

so now I might never be able to use this $50 gift card on one sock.

What do Brooklyn and tight jeans have in common?

Flatbush.

Broom girl to broom boyfriend: sweetie, I'm pregnant…

Broom boyfriend: But that's impossible! We haven't even swept together!

Have you seen the new brooms at Quality Quidditch Supplies?

They're flying off the shelves!

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Two brooms are in the kitchen

The lady broom is crying and upset, she tells her boyfriend, "honey, I'm pregnant!" Her boyfriend replies, "how is that possible? We didn't even sweep together!"

Did you here about that new broom?

For the past week or so, it's been sweeping the nation.

What did the Kiwi say to the Jew?

Hee broo

Don't get much use out of my broom...

It's just there gathering dust....

You know those brooms they ride around on in Harry Potter? How much do they cost?

About a quid each...

Broo joke, You know those brooms they ride around on in Harry Potter? How much do they cost?

One broom said to the other...

'New brooms are always better than old ones.'

'Wow, that's a sweeping statement.' the other broom replied.

Why did the broom miss the wedding?

It overswept

Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

Bach

Bach Bach


Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I thought it was Franz Beckenbauer's opinion on whether David Beckham's son would make it as a footballer.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

The brook had some plain old thing to ask the pond

"Water you doing?"

What did one broom say to the other?

How did you sweep?

What did the broom tell Baldi when it was tired?

Gotta sleep sleep sleep.

How did the broom cheat on it's wife?

It **swept** around

Why does the broom always win in competitions?

it usually ends up sweeping the floor wherever it goes.

Broo joke, Why does the broom always win in competitions?

How did the broom find a girlfriend?

He swept her off her feet.

- I just finished a Popsicle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broo brooklyn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working broo scotland piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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