Broo Jokes
22 broo jokes and hilarious broo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about broo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why was the broom late for work?
Because it over swept.
Why was the broom late for the meeting?
Because it over - swept
Why was the broom late?
because it overswept
"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."
"But I have a PhD..."
"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."
What did the broom say to the dustpan?
Get down on the floor and let me put this in you.
Brooklyn
When you go to Brooklyn always bring a camera, because there are many things in Brooklyn that you will see, then never see again in your life...
Starting with that camera.
Why was the broom late for work?
He over swept.
Brooks Brothers just filed for bankruptcy
so now I might never be able to use this $50 gift card on one sock.
What do Brooklyn and tight jeans have in common?
Flatbush.
Broom girl to broom boyfriend: sweetie, I'm pregnant…
Broom boyfriend: But that's impossible! We haven't even swept together!
Have you seen the new brooms at Quality Quidditch Supplies?
They're flying off the shelves!
Two brooms are in the kitchen
The lady broom is crying and upset, she tells her boyfriend, "honey, I'm pregnant!" Her boyfriend replies, "how is that possible? We didn't even sweep together!"
The new broom
Mom: "honey, I didn't see you use the super broom I bought you last year once....have you used it at all?"
Dad: "no I haven't needed to, it's doing its job perfectly where it is."
Mom: "what do you mean it's doing its job, you haven't even touched it for a whole year......?!?"
Dad: {smug face}...it's gathering dust just fine...{smuggier face}"
Mom: "{very angry face} \*storms out of the room mumbling to herself\*"
Dad: "\*winks at me\*"
Did you here about that new broom?
For the past week or so, it's been sweeping the nation.
What did the kiwi say to the Jew?
Hee broo
Don't get much use out of my broom...
It's just there gathering dust....
You know those brooms they ride around on in Harry Potter? How much do they cost?
About a quid each...
One broom said to the other...
'New brooms are always better than old ones.'
'Wow, that's a sweeping statement.' the other broom replied.
Why did the broom miss the wedding?
It overswept
Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?
Bach
Bach Bach
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
I thought it was Franz Beckenbauer's opinion on whether David Beckham's son would make it as a footballer.
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Broo One Liners
Which broo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with broo? I can suggest the ones about closet and nation.
- What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo
