Bronze Jokes

Funniest Bronze Short Jokes

Short bronze jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bronze humour may include short brass jokes also.

1. If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport... I would probably get bronze.
2. After one week of the Olympics, the Romanians have taken gold, silver, bronze lead, copper and anything else they can get their hands on.
3. Hear about the first Polish athlete to win an Olympic gold medal? He was so proud, he had it bronzed.
4. Did you hear about the blonde that won the gold medal in the Olympics? She was so proud she had it bronzed.
5. First bad joke I took part in the sun tanning Olympics
   But I only got bronze
   ​
   give me downvotes
6. When my blonde girlfriend heard the Russians meddled in 2016, she turned to me and said... "Well I hope they got the bronze."
7. I'm participating in the kleptomania Olympics this year. I plan to take home the gold, the silver and the bronze.
8. Between the Stone Age and the Bronze Age, there was The Copper Age... Back then, people really knew how to conduct themselves...
9. My friend went into a suntanning competition but it was rigged Because all the contestants got bronze
10. 4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race Sunny gets gold.
    Cloudy gets silver.
    Snowy gets bronze.
    And Rainy gets a precipitation award.

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Bronze One Liners

Which bronze one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bronze? I can suggest the ones about copper and silver medal.

1. I entered the world kleptomaniac championship tournament I took gold, silver and bronze.
2. 2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico
   Silver - Mexico
   Bronze - Mexico
3. Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze.
4. Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships.. I came out with a Bronze..
5. I took part in the sun tanning Olympics. I just got Bronze.
6. Before the Bronze Age... people who came in third place were just called losers.
7. I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics. I got bronze.
8. I entered a tanning contest hoping to win. But I just got bronze.
9. Copper and Tin joined the Olympics the other day Sadly they both tied on Bronze
10. A gold, silver, and bronze medal were racing on a weight. The gold got a-weigh.
11. Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now hes a bronze fish
12. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
    He had it bronzed.
13. What do you call round slices of ham from bronze age Iraq? Akkadian Bacon.
14. What do you call a police officer with a tan? A bronzed copper.
15. "What comes after the Bronze Age and the Iron Age?" "The Heavy Metal Age, Sir!"

Bronze Medal Jokes

Here is a list of funny bronze medal jokes and even better bronze medal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Q: Did you hear about the Oregon fan who won a gold medal at the Olympics? A: He liked it so much that he decided to get it bronzed.
• Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
  In the same event. From home.
• What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal? Thirdperson.
• What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed.
• My **** is like a bronze medal... Everyone gets it, no one wants it

Bronze Age Jokes

Here is a list of funny bronze age jokes and even better bronze age puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why might a French Archeologist be interested in how old an NBA star is? They might be studying LeBron's age (Le Bronze Age).
• Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?
• We asked the public what their favourite historical period was, here's the top three Coming in at third place, the Bronze Age.

Delightful Fun Bronze Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about bronze you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean silver jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bronze pranks.