The Best 35 Bronze Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bronze jokes. There are some bronze gold jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bronze rio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Bronze Jokes and Puns

After one week of the Olympics, the Romanians have taken gold, silver, bronze

lead, copper and anything else they can get their hands on.

olimpic condoms

The husband comes home and tells his wife : "honey, i got some olimpic condoms !" the wife asks: "olimpic? what do you mean by that?" "Yeah..olimpic. they come in 3 different colors: gold, silver and bronze. And guess what ? Tonight i think of wearing the gold ones !" to which the wife replies: "Honey..could you please wear the silver ones?! I'd love for you to finish second.."

Last week I competed in the World Tanning Championships..

I came out with a Bronze..

Has anyone heard the joke about the mansion and the stairs that go 'bronze silver gold bronze silver gold'?

I can't find it online and I've heard it before. If anyone knows it or can pm a link I would much appreciate it. Sorry if this breaks the rules but I don't know where else to ask.

China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but were stripped of the medal after it was revealed that Dong Fangxiao was under the minimum age of 16

And they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now hes a bronze fish

What do you call round slices of ham from bronze age Iraq?

Akkadian Bacon.

Bronze joke, What do you call round slices of ham from bronze age Iraq?

Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI

So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Nadia would be proud

She was impressed by her country's performance last Olympics, as Romania took home Gold, Silver, Bronze, Tin and any other metals they could get their hands on.

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A man walks into a store to buy condoms

He notices that there are Olympic condoms on sale. He returns home and tells his wife, "Honey I bought Olympic condoms for us tonight!"

Wife: What's so special about them.

Husband: Well, there's a gold one, a silver one and a bronze one.

Wife: Which one are you gonna wear tonight?

Husband: The gold one of course!

Wife: Why don't you wear the silver one, it would be nice if you came second for a change.

2020 Olympic high jump results

Gold - Mexico

Silver - Mexico

Bronze - Mexico

[Politics] Is mental gymnastics an Olympic Sport?

If it is, Sean Spicer could take home the gold, silver and bronze for the US.

If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?

A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)

When my blonde girlfriend heard the Russians meddled in 2016, she turned to me and said...

"Well I hope they got the bronze."

Bronze joke, When my blonde girlfriend heard the Russians meddled in 2016, she turned to me and said...

Copper and Tin joined the Olympics the other day

Sadly they both tied on Bronze

Between the Stone Age and the Bronze Age, there was The Copper Age...

Back then, people really knew how to conduct themselves...

I'm looking forward to taking part in the sun tanning event in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games...

I'm going for the Bronze...

A gold, silver, and bronze medal were racing on a weight.

The gold got a-weigh.

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics.

I got bronze.

Olympic condoms (nsfw)

A boyfriend buys Olympic colored condoms, and tells his girlfriend it's because there are 3 colors Gold, Silver and Bronze. He tells her "tonight i think i'll wear the gold" she replied "i wish you would wear the silver one". "Why?" the boyfriend asks. "It would be great if you came second for a change!"

How many bronze players (LoL) does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

This might be a repost, I'm not sure.


A man was arrested this evening in the park for pubic indecency in front a bronze figure of a young girl.

He was reportedly charged with statutory rape.

If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport...

I would probably get bronze.

4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race

Sunny gets gold.

Cloudy gets silver.

Snowy gets bronze.

And Rainy gets a precipitation award.

Bronze joke, 4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race

Why might a French Archeologist be interested in how old an NBA star is?

They might be studying LeBron's age (Le Bronze Age).

We asked the public what their favourite historical period was, here's the top three

Coming in at third place, the Bronze Age.

My friend went into a suntanning competition but it was rigged

Because all the contestants got bronze

Being Asian at the Olympics

Child: Wins Bronze

Parent: Could have won silver

Child: Wins Silver

Parent: Could have won gold

Child: Wins Gold

Parent: Could have broken the World Record (WR)

Child: Broke WR

Parent: Could have been a Doctor

Before the Bronze Age...

people who came in third place were just called losers.

My girlfriend and I were shopping today. We saw that Trojan had designed Olympic sponsored Condoms? I told here we had to buy some...

What's so special about them?

They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze.

And what color are you going to wear tonight?

Gold, obviously!

Why not Silver? It'd be great if you could come second for a change.

I'm participating in the kleptomania Olympics this year.

I plan to take home the gold, the silver and the bronze.

I entered the world kleptomaniac championship tournament

I took gold, silver and bronze.

First bad joke

I took part in the sun tanning Olympics

But I only got bronze

give me downvotes

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