bronco Jokes

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.


Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.


Two priests are at a Bucking Bronco contest

The first priest hardly lasts 30 seconds, but the second priest lasts well over 2 minutes and walks away with the prize money.

The first priest says, "I don't know how you do it."

The second replies "One of my choirboys is Epileptic."


What's the first step in making Bronco cookies?

Beat em in a bowl for three hours.


BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake.

After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.



I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!


What did they change the name of the Ford Bronco to when O.J. Simpson got acquitted?

The Ford Escape!


She said she'd fuck me like a bucking bronco...

I said I'm not into horse play.


Who was the first person Aaron Hernandez called after the shooting?

Wes Welker. Everyone knows you need a white Bronco to get away with murder.


What do the Broncos and the taliban have in common?

The taliban has a running game.


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