The Best 6 Brokenhearted Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brokenhearted jokes. There are some brokenhearted hangover jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brokenhearted sadder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brokenhearted Jokes and Puns

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Written on the Bathroom Wall...

*Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Tried to rhyme
Couldn't even get the meter right.*

DUMPED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND

Q: Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?
A: He was nuts over her.

Gone Fishin'

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred say, "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"


I am smart

I am smart but brokenhearted,
I tried to fart but instead I sharted.

- - Emily Dickinson, 1626

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brokenhearted heartbreakers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brokenhearted heartbroken piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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