Broken Sink Jokes
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Broken Sink Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Two h**... got married.
On their wedding night, the h**... groom admitted that he was a v**... and didn't really know what to do.
The h**... bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, "Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee." So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink.
A woman says to her husband:
- Honey, the sink is broken, do you mind fixing it please?
- I 'm not a plumber!
- Honey, there's no more light in the bathroom , do you mind fixing it please?
- I 'm not an electrician!
The next day, the woman says :
- Honey, the neighbour came by and fixed everything!
- How much did it cost?
- He said I could either make him a cake or have s**....
- What did you do?
- Well, I 'm not a chef ...
German Coast Guard
A Canadian ship is passing thru European waters. Suddenly, disaster strikes and they begin to take on water. The captain, in a panic, gets on his radio to send out an S.O.S. The only response he hears is the heavy accent of the German coast guard speaking broken English.
Captain: This is a Canadian merchant vessel requesting assistance!
Coast Guard: Yes, dis is za German coast guard. Vat is you emergency?
Captain: We are sinking, I repeat, we are sinking
Coast Guard: Good ya, Vat are you sinking about?
one morning before going to work, a wife asks his husband...
one morning before going to work, a wife asks her husband..."Can you fix our kitchen sink?" but he tells her that..."Hello! am I a plumber?!!" and she also tells him that... "how about our broken table?..." and the husband replies..."Hello! am I a carpenter?!!" and the husband goes to his work... when he came home after work, the husband is puzzled why the kitchen sink and their table are already fixed. So he asks his wife "honey... who fix all of these things?.. she said "a man saw me crying and he asked why.. so i told him that our kitchen sink and table are broken and I have no idea who can fix them.. the man offered his help and gave me an offer that he will fix it in exchange for a cake or s**....." so the husband asks.." so you gave him a cake?.." and the wife tells him... " Hello!! am I a Baker???"
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