Following is our collection of funny Broken Nose jokes. There are some broken nose cheekbone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broken nose dislocating puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Aussie: Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.
Operator: What is your location sir?
Aussie:On Eucalyptus Street.
Operator: How do you Spell that sir?
Silence..... (heavy breathing) and after a minute or so...
Operator: Are you there sir?
More heavy breathing and another minute later...
Operator: Sir, can you hear me?
This goes on for another few minutes until...
Operator:Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?
Aussie: Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell
eucalyptus, so I just dragged him around to Oak Street.
A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now.
Turns out it was exactly the same three places I had warned him not to go when he'd been drinking.
Doctor: You have a broken finger.
A broken nose.
A broken nose.
The blond says: "Doctor, doctor, look! Anywhere I touch myself it hurts!
-she continues to touch random places on her body she even pokes the doctor's nose and still she lets out a groan-
-The Doctor looks at her and thinks to himself and thinks, and then blurs out-
"Your finger is broken"
a broken nose.
Except for the broken finger I'm okay
Mom: "Johnny! What happened!?"
Johnny: "I didn't like this this boy always picking his nose."
Mom:"So what did you do?"
Johnny: "i punched his nose of course!"
Mom: "Oh my word! Is he ok?"
Johnny: "His nose is fine but i might have broken his finger"
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She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt.
The doctor told her to demonstrate.
She touched her nose and it hurt.
She touched her stomach and it hurt.
The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes.
"Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"
Next time he says that he won't get away with only a broken nose!
Are you going to listen now?
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