Broken Nose Jokes
22 broken nose jokes and hilarious broken nose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about broken nose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of broken nose jokes. Whether you've suffered from a broken nose yourself or know someone who has, these jokes are sure to get you laughing.
Funniest Broken Nose Short Jokes
Short broken nose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The broken nose humour may include short bleeding nose jokes also.
- Patient: Doc, it hurts when I touch here (taps forehead), here (taps nose), here (taps chin), pretty much everywhere. Doctor: You have a broken finger.
- My doctor says I have aggression issues Next time he says that he won't get away with only a broken nose!
- What do you say when your girl has a broken nose and two black eyes? Are you going to listen now?
- What does a Jew with an e**... get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now.
- What does an Asian with the biggest e**... get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose.
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Broken Nose One Liners
Which broken nose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with broken nose? I can suggest the ones about running nose and blowing nose.
- Dog paws smell like Fritos. What to horse hooves smell like? A broken nose.
- Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances. - I got hit in the nose by a baseball yesterday Except for the broken finger I'm okay
- A man walked into a bar. He was then rushed to the hospital with a broken nose.
- What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an e**...? a broken nose.
The Funniest Broken Nose Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about broken nose you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nose job jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make broken nose pranks.
An Aussie phones an ambulance because his mate's been just hit by a car
Aussie: Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.
Operator: What is your location sir?
Aussie:On Eucalyptus Street.
Operator: How do you Spell that sir?
Silence..... (heavy breathing) and after a minute or so...
Operator: Are you there sir?
More heavy breathing and another minute later...
Operator: Sir, can you hear me?
This goes on for another few minutes until...
Operator:Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?
Aussie: Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell
eucalyptus, so I just dragged him around to Oak Street.
After a night out partying, my brother shows up with a huge bandage on his nose. His girlfriend said,"His nose was broken in three places."
Turns out it was exactly the same three places I had warned him not to go when he'd been drinking.
A hockey player was asked, 'How many accidents have you had in your career?'
The player responded, 'None for sure. I've had two concussions, lost all my front teeth, have had my nose broken four times, but they weren't accidents. The opponents did it on purpose'.
A blonde goes to the doctor
The blond says: "Doctor, doctor, look! Anywhere I touch myself it hurts!
-she continues to touch random places on her body she even pokes the doctor's nose and still she lets out a groan-
-The Doctor looks at her and thinks to himself and thinks, and then blurs out-
"Your finger is broken"
Little Johnny got sent home for fighting
Mom: "Johnny! What happened!?"
Johnny: "I didn't like this this boy always picking his nose."
Mom:"So what did you do?"
Johnny: "i punched his nose of course!"
Mom: "Oh my word! Is he ok?"
Johnny: "His nose is fine but i might have broken his finger"
A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt.
She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt.
The doctor told her to demonstrate.
She touched her nose and it hurt.
She touched her stomach and it hurt.
The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes.
"Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"
p**... phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
p**... phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
p**...: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and
Ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
p**...: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ....'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
p**...: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just
dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .'