The Best 15 Broken Nose Jokes

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of broken nose jokes. Whether you've suffered from a broken nose yourself or know someone who has, these jokes are sure to get you laughing.

Top 10 Funniest Broken Nose Jokes and Puns

An Aussie phones an ambulance because his mate's been just hit by a car

Aussie: Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.

Operator: What is your location sir?

Aussie:On Eucalyptus Street.

Operator: How do you Spell that sir?

Silence..... (heavy breathing) and after a minute or so...

Operator: Are you there sir?

More heavy breathing and another minute later...

Operator: Sir, can you hear me?

This goes on for another few minutes until...

Operator:Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?

Aussie: Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell
eucalyptus, so I just dragged him around to Oak Street.

What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now.

After a night out partying, my brother shows up with a huge bandage on his nose. His girlfriend said,"His nose was broken in three places."

Turns out it was exactly the same three places I had warned him not to go when he'd been drinking.

Patient: Doc, it hurts when I touch here (taps forehead), here (taps nose), here (taps chin), pretty much everywhere.

Doctor: You have a broken finger.

A hockey player was asked, 'How many accidents have you had in your career?'

The player responded, 'None for sure. I've had two concussions, lost all my front teeth, have had my nose broken four times, but they weren't accidents. The opponents did it on purpose'.


Dog paws smell like Fritos. What to horse hooves smell like?

A broken nose.

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

A blonde goes to the doctor

The blond says: "Doctor, doctor, look! Anywhere I touch myself it hurts!
-she continues to touch random places on her body she even pokes the doctor's nose and still she lets out a groan-
-The Doctor looks at her and thinks to himself and thinks, and then blurs out-
"Your finger is broken"

What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection?

a broken nose.

Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses?

A: From chasing parked ambulances.

I got hit in the nose by a baseball yesterday

Except for the broken finger I'm okay

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Little Johnny got sent home for fighting

Mom: "Johnny! What happened!?"

Johnny: "I didn't like this this boy always picking his nose."

Mom:"So what did you do?"

Johnny: "i punched his nose of course!"

Mom: "Oh my word! Is he ok?"

Johnny: "His nose is fine but i might have broken his finger"

A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt.



She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt.

The doctor told her to demonstrate.

She touched her nose and it hurt.

She touched her stomach and it hurt.

The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes.

"Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"

My doctor says I have aggression issues

Next time he says that he won't get away with only a broken nose!

What do you say when your girl has a broken nose and two black eyes?

Are you going to listen now?

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