The Best 12 Broken Heart Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broken Heart jokes. There are some broken heart wrenching jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broken heart shatter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broken Heart Jokes and Puns

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

So in essence, Jesus is...>!never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.!<

My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time

So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!

Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

a husband is about to die...

he goes out with his friends to give them the bad news. he tells them he has an announcement to make

-" i wanted to thank you guys for being there for me, i want to inform you that i have AIDS and i will die in a week. "

everyone was devastated cried and left with their heart a little broken.

when the man arrived home, he told his wife everything. after finishing she screamed:

-"AIDS! why did you tell them you have AIDS? you have cancer, not aids!"

the man turns to his wife and says.

-"im going to die, but im going to make sure no one goes to bed with you too".

Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack

mainly because their hearts are already broken

Once Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear had upset stomachs.

They went to the doctor who gave Papa Bear a big dose, Mama Bear a medium dose, and Baby Bear a little dose, and asked them to come again the next day.

The next day, the doctor asked them about the condition of their stomach.

Papa Bear said, "Me very thankful, me did a tankful."

Mama Bear said, "Me very grateful, me did a plateful."

Baby Bear said, "Me broken hearted, me only farted."

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Adam gets into a terrible car accident.

He wakes up in the hospital, and the doctor explains, "You went straight through the windshield, but you are going to make a full recovery. Part of your ribcage was broken and started putting pressure on your heart, so we carefully removed it while you were under." Adam thinks on this, then asks the Doctor, "So does this mean I get another wife?"

After breaking up with my girlfriend, I got a device to monitor the condition of my heart. There was only one problem...

It was broken.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

If you have a grief nobody feels,

If you have a pain nobody feels.



If your heart is broken nobody feels,

but if you fart all will understand.

You can explore broken heart wrists reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean broken heart fractured dad jokes. There are also broken heart puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Written on the Bathroom Wall...

*Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Tried to rhyme
Couldn't even get the meter right.*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broken heart fibrillation puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working broken heart bruised piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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