Broken Computer Jokes
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4 engineers repairing a car
*there are 4 engineers in a car but it doesn't start*
Mechanical engineer: the spark plug must be broken
Chemical engineer: there must be impurities in the gas
Electrical engineer: the contact must be broken
Computer engineer: what if we exit and enter the car another time?
I like my women how I like my computer
Broken, dead, and in the basement.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?
Depressing.
My computer mouse had been broken, and I didn't know why.
I tried to fix it, but nothing clicked.
Believe it or not, but when you're living alone a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Yo mama so s**... that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
A guy walks into an IT place...
He asks the IT guy for help with his computer. "My browser is acting dumb. The fullscreen button in the menu is broken, so I can't fullscreen. Is there another way to do it?"
"Of course!" Says the IT guy."It's a simple matter of pressing the function key and F11." He presses the keys, but nothing happens.
"Oh, I don't use the function key. I got all the functions remapped." Says the man.
The IT guy is confused. "Why would you do that? Do you even remember what you remapped them to?"
The man says "It's okay, I've got everything under control."
If humanity is in a computer simulation, then why do we have free will?
The CTRL key is broken.
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