The Best 14 Broken Bone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broken Bone jokes. There are some broken bone humerus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broken bone bones puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Broken Bone Jokes and Puns

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

What do you need for a movie about broken bones?

An awesome cast

A man named Theodore

A man named Theodore works in a hospital and scans people for broken bones. Despite being the only person at the hospital who does this, he has never scanned anyone under the age of 18. He wonders why this is, and suddenly it hits him.

He's x-ray Ted.

I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones.

I didn't make the cast.

A blonde walks into a hospital

She complains that every bone in her body is broken.

The doctor says "where does it hurt?"

The blonde points at her leg, "here".

She points at her arm, "here"

She points at her other leg and arm "here and here".

The doctor examins her and promptly says "Ma'am, you have a broken finger"


Condoms are like injured bones...

If they are broken you are screwed.

What do you call a broken bone factory?

A manufracturer

So Doc' Can she run a marathon?

After fixing a young girl's broken bone a father asks "Will she be able to run a marathon when she recovers?"

To which the doctor replied "I don't see why not!"

The dad then says "That's odd, she couldn't run a marathon before!"

One of my most selfless acts was when I had several bones broken when stopping a fight.

Those kids never stood a chance

Blonde joke

A blonde goes to the doctor. She uses her right index finger, says it hurts when I touch my leg, my collar bone and my arm. "What's wrong?" She says.

"Your finger is broken."

Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.



That man still holds the record for most bones broken.

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Why were all of Napoleon's bones broken in two?

Because he was Napoleon bone apart.

Probably already been done but...

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone.

I'll leave now.

My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up.

Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order...

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