The Best 9 Broken Ankle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broken Ankle jokes. There are some broken ankle wrists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broken ankle fracture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Broken Ankle Jokes and Puns

Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.

Apparently she stood him up.

Stephen Hawking has his first date in a long time...

When he returned from the date, he had a twisted ankle, a broken wrist, his glasses were cracked and there was dirt all over his clothes.

Apparently she stood him up.

A brunette and the Doctor....

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

Brunette?

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes...

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you"...?

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde"...

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken"...

Harrison Ford has broken his ankle.

There will now be a new Star Wars cast.


Stephen Hawkins goes on a date....

he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle.

She'd stood him up.

This comes from my 5 yr old neighbor's ankle bitter: What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener. Get it? A can't open her. LoL!

'Doctor, Doctor!'

'If I push my finger down on my knees it hurts, and if I push down near my hips it hurts and it even hurts when I push down on my ankles!'

'I see. You've broken your finger.'

How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle?

He hops.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broken ankle amputation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working broken ankle fractured piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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