The Best 16 Brokeback Jokes

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What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain?

The Cowboys suck.

*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*

Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson

On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.

When I first joined the army they said that it'd be just like the movies

I didn't think that the movie they were referring to was brokeback mountain!

What do The Lord of the Rings and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

They're both movies about going to a mountain to destroy someone's ring.

I've always wanted to be a cowboy, as far back as I can remember.

What year did Brokeback Mountain come out?

I just saw brokeback mountain

The action was in tents.

What is Bane's favorite movie?

Broke-back Mountain

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Want to hear a good comeback story?

Brokeback Mountain.

What is a gay cowboy's favorite beverage?

Brokeback Mountain Dew.

What do you call gay sex between two Australians?

Brokeback outback.

How is the NFL like Brokeback Mountain?

The Cowboys suck!

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What do you call a gay bar with cowboys?

Brokeback Fountain.

If ser Gregor Clegane [GOT] would hurt his back..

He'd be Brokeback Mountain.

Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain?

Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage.

What's the difference between lord of the ring and brokeback mountain?

The color of the ring that gets destroyed

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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