The Best 5 Broke Ribs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broke Ribs jokes. There are some broke ribs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broke ribs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broke Ribs Jokes and Puns

I hit 350lbs on the bench press today

And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it..

Rib jokes?

My mom just broke one of her ribs shoveling snow. (Really mom? You're 60 years old, with a snowblower, with a husband who was literally 10 minutes away from coming home) Anyway, does anyone have any good jokes involving ribs? I know the Adam/Eve ones...any others?

"Honey, I just got into a terrible bike accident..

... So I don't think I can pick up the groceries on the way home. I think I broke my legs and maybe even a fractured rib. I'm bleeding all over too. Diane is bringing me to the hospital right now."

"Who's Diane?"

Girl's priorities.

The last time I played tackle football without pads l broke three ribs and a collar bone.

Fortunately, none of them were mine.

Why did the skeleton go to a barbecue?

He broke his ribs and needed spares.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broke ribs puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working broke ribs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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