Broke Jokes

Funniest Broke Short Jokes

Short broke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The broke humour may include short bankrupt jokes also.

1. My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.
2. My girlfriend broke up with me for being too un-American I saw it coming from a kilometre away
3. I dated a girl in a wheelchair She broke up with me because I kept pushing her around.
   I said, "why don't you stand up for yourself?"
4. My brother just broke the record by downing 22 Russian jets in Ukraine He'll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
5. I broke up with a guy years ago due to his obsession with counting... .... I wonder what he's up to these days.
6. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
7. My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!! It's not my birthday but a scary looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
8. My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.
9. What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.
10. I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist. To be honest, there were a lot of red flag

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Broke One Liners

Which broke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with broke? I can suggest the ones about breaking bad and poor.

1. My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
2. What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up? It's not you, it's a me a mario!
3. Why did elon musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
4. A robber broke into my house last night looking for money So I woke up to look with him.
5. I broke my finger today... But on the other hand I am completely fine.
6. Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. Ouch
7. Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.
8. Someone broke into my house last night and stole my Limbo stick.. How low can you get?
9. What do you call a Mexican guy who's car broke down? Joaquin
10. My roommate's cellphone broke He wants me to let you guys know he's vegan
11. What happened when the escalator broke down? Everyone stopped and staired! 🥁
12. I dated a blind girl and she broke up with me. Guess who's back with a different voice
13. My career as a street fighter didn't last very long... I broke my hand punching a curb.
14. What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
15. Someone broke into my place and stole all my fruit... ... I'm peachless!

So Broke Jokes

Here is a list of funny so broke jokes and even better so broke puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Thieves broke into my shop and stole 15 cases of Red Bull I don't know how these people sleep at night
• My wife broke up with me yesterday because I'm a compulsive gambler and ever since, all I can think about is... ...how to win her back.
• Growing up, my dad said we should treat him like a god... ...so we pretty much ignored him until we were sick, hurt, or broke.
• My girlfriend just broke up with me for sleeping with her Grandmother Turns out I can't have my Kate and Edith too.
• My telescope broke the other day and I was hoping the local observatory could repair it They said they'd look into it.
• I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out.
• My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I'm too 'controlling'. Funny thing is, I don't remember giving her permission to speak.
• I broke up with my girlfriend via walkie talkie She didn't get it, no matter how many times I said it was over.
• Me and my wife recently started using Only Fans. Because our air conditioner broke.
  And this will definitely help pay for a new air conditioner.
• I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

You Are So Broke Jokes

Here is a list of funny you are so broke jokes and even better you are so broke puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much. That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.
• I waved the waitress over to our table. I said, "Could you get the bill for us?"
  She said, "Absolutely."
  I said, "Thanks. We're kind of broke."
• My sister sat on my glasses and broke them... I suppose it's my fault for not taking them off first
• So I broke my waterproof speaker, by throwing it into a pool. I filed a request for a new speaker, but the company responded "it's not our fault the pool was empty".
• I just found out that my friend broke all his fingers in a freak accident. I can't even imagine how he feels.
• An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror
• I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places... He said to stop going to those places.
• My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the river… I did it but it broke my heart.
  I quite liked her dad…
• If someone broke into my house and stole all the lights... I'd be absolutely delighted
• My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp, I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again.

Im So Broke Jokes

Here is a list of funny im so broke jokes and even better im so broke puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad.
  No, im delighted
• A man tried to sell me a steak today... for £25, instead of being rude and saying how overpriced that was, I simply told him that im broke and I carnivored it.
• I would do drugs But im broke already without them...
• My girlfriend broke up with me because im obssesed with TOP She was the tear in my heart

Broke Back Mountain Jokes

Here is a list of funny broke back mountain jokes and even better broke back mountain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Bane's favorite movie? Broke-back Mountain

You So Broke Jokes

Here is a list of funny you so broke jokes and even better you so broke puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I dated a zombie once When we broke up, she fell apart
• What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer broke?
• I broke up with my girlfriend, who is an Optometrist She meant well, but she was just too annoying in bed. She was always saying, "So, do you like it better like this.... or like this?"
• I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them! to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on
• My girlfriend and I broke up because of a difference in religious beliefs. She didn't believe I was God.
• I once dated a girl from Tunisia Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags
• What did the doctor Say to the gingerbread man who broke their legs? Try icing it.
• A global crisis broke out, affecting every nation and people of all kinds In response, the world banded together and quickly solved the problem through mutual cooperation and understanding
• My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm obsessed with Linkin park But in the end it doesn't even matter
• I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.

Fun-Filled Broke Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about broke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean frugal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make broke pranks.