The Best 4 Broke Back Mountain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broke Back Mountain jokes. There are some broke back mountain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broke back mountain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broke Back Mountain Jokes and Puns

What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common?

Cowboys that suck.

A hunter and his guide were deep in the mountains when they stopped to rest.

The hunter gazed at his companion and mused, "You know, I'm a pretty big fellow. If I had a heart attack or broke a leg, how would you get me out?"

"Last year, I shot a sixteen hundred pound moose way back there and got it out all right," the guide replied.

"How'd you manage that?"

"Twelve trips."

What is Bane's favorite movie?

Broke-back Mountain

Heath Ledger

-So if Heath ledger was a method actor, and he killed himself while being the joker, what did he do for Broke Back Mountain? He was a gay cowboy.

-I have to guess he rode more than horses.

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