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I broke my finger yesterday...
... on the other hand, I'm okay.
"What are the broken condoms doing on the couch?!"
"Our children have names, Harold!"
I broke up with my girlfriend, who is an Opthomologist.
At first, I thought she was just looking to please me, but after a while, the s**... got to be annoying. She was always saying, "So - do you like it better like this...... or like this?"
BTW - This joke isn't going to make sense to those of you who don't wear glasses or contacts... sorry!
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me
Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.
A Broken Watch
A guy is walking down the street and suddenly notices that his watch has stopped working. As he stands there musing over this discovery, he notices that the display window of a nearby shop has several dozen watches and clocks in it.
The man steps inside the door of the shop and asks the proprietor, "Excuse me, my watch has stopped working. I wonder if you can repair it for me?"
The proprietor looks up from his desk and says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a watchmaker--I'm a mohel. I perform circumcisions."
Confused, the gentleman asks, "Well then why do you have so many watches and clocks in your window?"
The mohel calmly replies, "What would you prefer that I display?"
I broke up with a Japanese girl last week...
It s**..., because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?
He had no more pane
I broke up with my girlfriend, who is an Optometrist
She meant well, but she was just too annoying in bed. She was always saying, "So, do you like it better like this.... or like this?"
Broken Promises
While my son was at the school yesterday he was acting up. The teacher called on him and asked, "Do you remember what you promised me?" The boy said, "Yes, that I wouldn't misbehave anymore." Then the teacher asked, "And do you remember what I promised you?" The boy responded, "Yes, that if I misbehaved again I'd be sent to the principals office, but since I broke my promise it's ok if you do too."
I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip
Our relationship was going downhill.
Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet.
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.
I broke up with this cross eyed girl...
I thought she was seeing someone else.
I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym...
I guess we just weren't working out.
I broke up with my girlfriend by text last night, it went pretty ugly...
She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
I broke my finger today...
But on the other hand I am completely fine.
My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s
It's a timeless piece, really.
I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye.
Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.
Broke up with my blind girlfriend
She didn't see it coming
Why do I see so many broken condoms outside?
Honey, those are called "children" and should be treated as such.
Broke up with my girlfriend today
It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.
I came across a broken escalator the other day
All I could do was stair.
I'm so broke..
.. that when my Identiy was stolen today and LifeLock called me and said I now have no money in my bank account.
I was like, "Sweet! I'm no longer in debt"
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