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"What are the broken condoms doing on the couch?!"
"Our children have names, Harold!"
A Broken Watch
A guy is walking down the street and suddenly notices that his watch has stopped working. As he stands there musing over this discovery, he notices that the display window of a nearby shop has several dozen watches and clocks in it.
The man steps inside the door of the shop and asks the proprietor, "Excuse me, my watch has stopped working. I wonder if you can repair it for me?"
The proprietor looks up from his desk and says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a watchmaker--I'm a mohel. I perform circumcisions."
Confused, the gentleman asks, "Well then why do you have so many watches and clocks in your window?"
The mohel calmly replies, "What would you prefer that I display?"
Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?
He had no more pane
I broke up with my girlfriend, who is an Optometrist
She meant well, but she was just too annoying in bed. She was always saying, "So, do you like it better like this.... or like this?"
Broken Promises
While my son was at the school yesterday he was acting up. The teacher called on him and asked, "Do you remember what you promised me?" The boy said, "Yes, that I wouldn't misbehave anymore." Then the teacher asked, "And do you remember what I promised you?" The boy responded, "Yes, that if I misbehaved again I'd be sent to the principals office, but since I broke my promise it's ok if you do too."
I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip
Our relationship was going downhill.
I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym...
I guess we just weren't working out.
I broke up with my girlfriend by text last night, it went pretty ugly...
She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
My ex and I broke up because she said she couldn't be with someone who wanted her to change.
I just wanted her to stop sleeping with my friends.
I broke my finger today...
But on the other hand I am completely fine.
are you a broken air freshener
Because you aren't making any scents
My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s
It's a timeless piece, really.
Broke up with my blind girlfriend
She didn't see it coming
Broke up with my girlfriend today
It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.
I came across a broken escalator the other day
All I could do was stair.
I'm so broke..
.. that when my Identiy was stolen today and LifeLock called me and said I now have no money in my bank account.
I was like, "Sweet! I'm no longer in debt"
As a broke college student, do you know what the best vehicle to have is?
A scholarSHIP.
I'm sorry.
I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set
He told me there would be repercussions
Broken puppets for sale...
No strings attached.
Someone broke into my car and stole my speakers.
It was grand theft audio.
I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth..
Now her friends call me ruthless.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
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