The Best 72 Brok Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Brok jokes. There are some brok girlfriend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Brok Jokes and Puns
I broke my finger yesterday...
... on the other hand, I'm okay.
"What are the broken condoms doing on the couch?!"
"Our children have names, Harold!"
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me
Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.
A Broken Watch
A guy is walking down the street and suddenly notices that his watch has stopped working. As he stands there musing over this discovery, he notices that the display window of a nearby shop has several dozen watches and clocks in it.
The man steps inside the door of the shop and asks the proprietor, "Excuse me, my watch has stopped working. I wonder if you can repair it for me?"
The proprietor looks up from his desk and says, "What are you talking about? I'm not a watchmaker--I'm a mohel. I perform circumcisions."
Confused, the gentleman asks, "Well then why do you have so many watches and clocks in your window?"
The mohel calmly replies, "What would you prefer that I display?"
I broke up with a Japanese girl last week...
It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
I broke up with my girlfriend, who is an Optometrist
She meant well, but she was just too annoying in bed. She was always saying, "So, do you like it better like this.... or like this?"
Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet.
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.
I broke up with this cross eyed girl...
I thought she was seeing someone else.
I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym...
I guess we just weren't working out.
I broke up with my girlfriend by text last night, it went pretty ugly...
She got up from the couch, started beating me with her phone...
I broke my finger today...
But on the other hand I am completely fine.
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My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s
It's a timeless piece, really.
I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye.
Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.
Broke up with my blind girlfriend
She didn't see it coming
Why do I see so many broken condoms outside?
Honey, those are called "children" and should be treated as such.
Broke up with my girlfriend today
It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.
I came across a broken escalator the other day
All I could do was stair.
So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently.
I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps.
I was delighted.
I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set
He told me there would be repercussions
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand everything is fine.
I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth..
Now her friends call me ruthless.
Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night
Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night
Broken Window
Wife: You need to fix the bathroom window, then neighbor can see me every time I shower.
Husband; I know, he saw you and called me to tell me he's paying for the window repair.
Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?
Everyone is already in a caste
Broken phone, need your help.
I got a text from my partner the other day saying "heybabymyspacebarisbrokenonmyphoneineedanalternative". - Any idea what a 'ternative' is?
My ex broke up with me
My ex broke up with me because I , apparently , was too immature ...
I took a deep breath and calmed down.
Then I went to her house , rang the doorbell and ran away.
I should have broken up with my boyfriend when he showed me his collection of Soviet memorabilia...
I mean, the red flags were right there in front of me.
If someone broke into my house and stole all the lights...
I'd be absolutely delighted
A broke man goes to a famous lawyer...
"I have no money but I can give you an original Picasso drawing"
"That sounds good! What are you accused of?"
"stealing a Picasso drawing."
Why can't a broke man do acrobatics?
His balance is terrible
So I broke my waterproof speaker, by throwing it into a pool.
I filed a request for a new speaker, but the company responded "it's not our fault the pool was empty".
I broke up with my girlfriend yesterday
**She said:** You'll never find someone like me.
**I said:** That's the point.
I've broken my arm in 3 places.
I've decided to stop going to those places.
A broken drum is the best gift for Christmas
You just can't beat it.
On the other hand, a wife would be the worst gift because you definitely can...
I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend.
We weren't seeing eye-to-eye and she was seeing some dude on the side.
I'm so broke, I went to check my account balance at the ATM...
And it printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles
I'm broke, and I am drinking at the bar where my ex girlfriend works.
I am hoping she would give me another shot.
Broke
I just really hate it when homeless people shake there cups of money at me.
Do they really have to rub it in that they have more money than me?
I broke my finger last week
On the other hand, I'm okay
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my Limbo stick..
How low can you get?
I broke one of my fingers at work today.
On the other hand, everything is OK.
I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today
Turns out she was seeing someone on the side
I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box
Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch
I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I?
McDonald's ice cream machine
I broke up with my girlfriend after she told me she was a communist.
In retrospect, I should have seen all the red flags
I broke up with my Thai girlfriend today.
She was a little bit too cocky for my taste.
Can't believe someone broke into my shed and stole my limbo stick
How low can ya go
I broke lockdown rules and went to a games night yesterday
There was a lot of risk
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the toilets.
The police are looking for suspects, but for now they have nothing to go on.
I broke all my fingers on one hand..
On the other hand, I'm fine.
I broke up with my girlfriend after 5 years, after I found she was a communist.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere
I broke up with my girlfriend because I found out she is a communist.
I should have known. There were red flags everywhere.
I broke up with my girlfriend because I wasn't sexually attracted to her.
There were no hard feelings.
Broke my finger today
On the other hand I am ok
Why is a broken drum, the best present you can give someone?
Because you just cant beat it.
I'm sorry
I just broke up with my lazy gym buddy.
Didn't work out.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin
I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.
Someone broke into my house and stole my toilet.
Local police investigated the crime scene, but had nothing to go on.
My ex broke up with me because she said I was too old fashioned
I thought we had good alchemy
I broke up with my girlfriend because of Zodiac signs incompatibility
She is a Pisces, and I don't believe in bullshit.
I broke up with my girlfriend via walkie talkie
She didn't get it, no matter how many times I said it was over.
I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine and hooked up with a girl named Claire Lee.
I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.
My gf broke up with me after I licked her toes…
…i guess I got off on the wrong foot.
Using a broken whisk to mix your pancakes could work
But theres some whisk involved.
So i broke up with my blind girlfriend through a Braille message.
She couldn't believe her fingers.
My broken hard drive got sent back to china for repair.
I had to deport it.
Someone broke into my place and stole all my fruit...
... I'm peachless!
I broke up with a guy years ago due to his obsession with counting...
.... I wonder what he's up to these days.
I got a broken vacuum cleaner today
I want to say it sucks, but it really doesn't
I've broken my last three iphones
Does that make me a Sirial killer?
Broke up with an ex years ago because she had a weird obsession with counting…
I wonder what she's up to nowadays
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