The Best 22 Brock Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brock jokes. There are some brock colin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brock pokemon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brock Jokes and Puns

Hear that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian son?

Brock Lee.

Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian.

His name was Brock.

Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

Brock Lee

So I went to my first gym today

Brock was pretty hard.

Which vegetable knows kung fu?

Brock Lee


The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years.

These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful.

Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk.

Brock joke, These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful.

To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner

But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced

One day Brock Lee fell off stage during filming.

He bumped his head pretty hard, and fell into a coma.

After a while, the director and other actors urgently went to the hospital to check up on him. The doctor who was overseeing Brock came out and said

"We hope he gets better soon, but as of now, he is in a vegetative state."

Rudy Giuliani is such a bad defense attorney that.....

He would have gotten an innocent WHITE man convicted.

Or you could say,

He would have gotten Brock Turner jail time.

What do you call a rapist that can't swim?

Brock Turner.

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Name, Occupation.

Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
Osama bin Laden, ex-Terrorist.
Convicted Rapist, Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist

My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go...

Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Brock Turner sounds like a dish made from broccoli and turnips...

Which is fitting because he prefers his women to be in vegetative states!

Brock joke, Brock Turner sounds like a dish made from broccoli and turnips...

What is Brock Lesnar's favorite square on a chess board?


Have you met Brock lee's cousins?

His vegan cousin: broco lee,
Asian cousin: rock lee
and his Canadian cousin: spruce lee

What is the best PR for Dolphins?

Brock Allen Turner

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Sean Connery describes this convicted sex offender, whose infamous lack of remorse has guaranteed that he will only ever have exactly one job.


Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common?

Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails.

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