Brock Jokes

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Funniest Brock Short Jokes

Short brock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brock humour may include short lee jokes also.

1. Did you know bruce lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.
2. To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced
3. Rudy Giuliani is such a bad defense attorney that..... He would have gotten an innocent WHITE man convicted.
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   Or you could say,
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   He would have gotten Brock Turner jail time.
4. My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled.
5. What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common? They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
6. Brock Turner sounds like a dish made from broccoli and turnips... Which is fitting because he prefers his women to be in vegetative states!
7. Have you met Brock lee's cousins? His vegan cousin: broco lee,
   Asian cousin: rock lee
   and his Canadian cousin: spruce lee
8. Why can't Brock Turner go to jail? Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
9. Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails.
10. These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was b**... drunk.

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Brock One Liners

Which brock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brock? I can suggest the ones about badger and nelson.

1. Hear that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian son? Brock Lee.
2. Bruce Lee had a vegan brother Brock Lee
3. So I went to my first gym today Brock was pretty hard.
4. Which vegetable knows kung fu? Brock Lee
5. 2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years.
6. What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5
7. What is Brock Lesnar's favorite square on a chess board? f5
8. What is the best PR for Dolphins? Brock Allen Turner
9. I love my new Asian accountants The firm of H&L Brock
10. Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock? She saw his Onix harden.
11. How does Brock Lesnar refresh after a long day? F5.
12. I challenged Brock Lesnar to a fight.. But he ain't got the guts.
13. What do you call a r**... that can't swim? Brock Turner.

Brock Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny brock name jokes and even better brock name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Name, Occupation. Donald Trump, President.
  Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
  o**... bin Laden, ex-t**....
  Convicted r**..., Brock Turner.
  Joel Osteen - Televangelist

Humorous Brock Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about brock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chess jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brock pranks.