Brochure Jokes

Funniest Brochure Short Jokes

Short brochure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The brochure humour may include short flyer jokes also.

1. I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
2. Dude 1: Hey, bro? Dude 2: Yeah bro?
   Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
   Dude 2: Brochure
   
3. My brother asked if i could help him come up with a way to advertise the new vacation resort he was opening up. I said "Brochure."
4. So, this guy at the door trying to push his religion on me says, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?" And I'm like, "Brochure."
5. A gay man was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner... "this year we should try Greece"
   his partner looks up n asks him "whats wrong with the Vaseline?
6. A flyer says to another flyer: "Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"
   The other one replies: "Brochure!"
7. So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says "Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"
   The realtor says "Brochure"
8. "Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?" Brochure.
9. I was at the local visitors center looking for a specific pamphlet about the area. The man behind the counter was very certain they didn't have it. So I asked "dude are you brochure?"

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Brochure One Liners

Which brochure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brochure? I can suggest the ones about pamphlet and book.

1. What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet? Brochure.
2. What did one pamphlet say to the other when asked to do a favor? Brochure.
3. I walked into work and my boss handed me a brochure on anger management. I just lost it.
4. Hey, can I take that pamphlet?? Brochure!
5. What's cooler than a pamphlet? A bro-chure!
6. My friend: Would you like a brochure? Me: Brochure.
7. I asked a real estate agent if I could see the pamphlet for the open house "Brochure"
8. This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
9. Are these brochures free? Yes, they're free bro, sure.
10. Did you see the brochure for the California typographer's convention? It's in San Serif.

Comical Brochure Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about brochure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean briefs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make brochure pranks.