The Best 26 Brochure Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Brochure jokes. There are some brochure guide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brochure ads puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Brochure Jokes and Puns
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Dude 1: Hey, bro?
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure
Hey bro, can you hand me that pamphlet?
Brochure.
I used to sell home security systems.
It was super easy.
I went door to door and If the customer wasn't home, I'd just leave my brochure and business card on their dining room table.
My wife gave me a brochure on anger management the other day.
I lost it.
Well - Mrs. Smith, it would seem that you're pregnant.
Sweet Jesus, that's wonderful, I'm pregnant, Doctor?!
Oh not at all, but at first glance, it would certainly seem so. Here's our weight loss brochure.
Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?
Brochure.
My brother asked if i could help him come up with a way to advertise the new vacation resort he was opening up.
I said "Brochure."
So, this guy at the door trying to push his religion on me says, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?"
And I'm like, "Brochure."
What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet?
Brochure.
What did one pamphlet say to the other when asked to do a favor?
Brochure.
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A gay man was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner...
"this year we should try Greece"
his partner looks up n asks him "whats wrong with the Vaseline?
When I was younger I used to sell home security alarms door to door.
I was always selling the most security alarms out of anyone else I worked with. "What's your secret?". If I went to call on a house and nobody was home, then I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
A flyer says to another flyer:
"Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"
The other one replies: "Brochure!"
The inventor of the Big Mac died the other day....
His family ordered the most lavish coffin they could find in the brochure, but were extremely disappointed when it turned out to be nothing like the picture.
Friend: "Bro, could you pass me that pamphlet?"
Me: "Brochure."
I walked into work and my boss handed me a brochure on anger management.
I just lost it.
So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House
A guy says "Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"
The realtor says "Brochure"
Hey, can I take that pamphlet??
Brochure!
Bro, you want to see thos pamphlet
Brochure
"Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"
Brochure.
Bro, do you want this pamphlet?
Brochure
What's cooler than a pamphlet?
A bro-chure!
My friend: Would you like a brochure?
Me: Brochure.
I asked a real estate agent if I could see the pamphlet for the open house
"Brochure"
I was at the local visitors center looking for a specific pamphlet about the area.
The man behind the counter was very certain they didn't have it. So I asked "dude are you brochure?"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brochure newsletter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working brochure cater piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.