The Best 5 Broccoli Cauliflower Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broccoli Cauliflower jokes. There are some broccoli cauliflower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broccoli cauliflower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broccoli Cauliflower Jokes and Puns

I asked my doctor how bad my breath is.

"You see that broccoli over there?" he pointed.

"Yes..." I replied.

"That was a cauliflower before you started talking."

What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?


What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower?

A cruciferous rex!

How does broccoli use a cellphone? He cauliflower.

"Why do you keep hogging the telephone line?"

-asked the Cauliflower to his wife.

"Broccoli", she replied.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broccoli cauliflower puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working broccoli cauliflower piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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