The Best 10 Brocco Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brocco jokes. There are some brocco venison jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brocco brandon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brocco Jokes and Puns

Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee

Brocco Lee

So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends...

The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!"

The mushroom said: "I look like an umbrella!"

The walnut said: "I look like a brain!"

The banana said: "Can we please change the subject?"

What's do broccoli and pubic hair have in common?

You brush them both aside and keep on eating.

Brocco joke, What's do broccoli and pubic hair have in common?

What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?

"Floret!"

A Broccoli, Mushroom, Walnut and a Banana are having a discussion

Broccoli: I look like a tree!

Mushroom: I look like an umbrella!

Walnut: I look like a brain!

Banana: You guys wanna talk about something else?


Broccoli

It's just E. Coli for your bro

Broccoli

A broccoli looks into the trunk of his new car and sees he has an extra tire.

he says "oh look I have a-spar-a-gus."

Brocco joke, Broccoli

TIL Bruce Lee had a vegan cousin

Brocco

Me: Do you like broccoli?

"No."
"Do you like curry?"
"No."
"Then you won't like what I did?"
"Did you cook broccoli or curry for me?"
"No, I banged your sister."

What is Bruce Lee's brother's name?

Brocco

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