Brocc Jokes
13 brocc jokes and hilarious brocc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brocc that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Brocc Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good brocc joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends...
The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!"
The mushroom said: "I look like an umbrella!"
The walnut said: "I look like a brain!"
The banana said: "Can we please change the subject?"
What's do broccoli and p**... hair have in common?
You brush them both aside and keep on eating.
What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?
"Floret!"
What vegetable is the best at fighting?
BROCC LEE
A Broccoli, Mushroom, Walnut and a Banana are having a discussion
Broccoli: I look like a tree!
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella!
walnut: I look like a brain!
Banana: You guys wanna talk about something else?
Who is the best Kung fu vegetable?
Brocc Lee
Broccoli
It's just E. Coli for your bro
Me: Do you like broccoli?
"No."
"Do you like curry?"
"No."
"Then you won't like what I did?"
"Did you cook broccoli or curry for me?"
"No, I banged your sister."
Broccoli
A broccoli looks into the trunk of his new car and sees he has an extra tire.
he says "oh look I have a-spar-a-gus."
Broccoli joke
So a woman walks into a grocery store and asks "do you have any broccoli" no says the guy stocking shelves. So the woman leaves. So the woman came back the next day and asked the same question, again the guy said no. So again the woman came back and asked again, so the guy finally said can you spell cat as in catostophe so she spells c-a-t. And can you spell dog as in dogborne? So she says d-o-g. Now can you spell freak as in broccoli? Then the woman says " there is no freak in broccoli, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!
Broccoli.
An employee in a grocery store was stocking produce when a fairly old woman approached him. "Excuse me, young man?", she asked, "Can you tell me where I can find the broccoli?" The employee explained that they were fresh out but they will be in stock with more produce the following morning. The woman thanked him and walked off.
A few minutes later the employee heard the voice again, "Excuse me, sir? Where is the broccoli, I can't find the broccoli." It was the same woman, slightly more agitated. The employee responded, "Ma'am, I believe I told you already, we are out of broccoli right now, we'll have more in stock tomorrow." The woman gave him a dirty look and walked off.
Minutes later, the employee finished stocking the produce and turned to go back to the front of the store. He suddenly was confronted again by the same woman, now furious. "WHERE IS THE BROCCOLI? I CAN'T FIND IT!", She shouted. The employee took a deep breath and said,
"Ma'am. Humor me. Spell 'cat'...like in 'catastrophe'."
"C-A-T", she replied.
"Correct, now can you spell the 'dog', like in 'dogmatic'?"
"D-O-G", she said, exasperated.
"Perfect. Now spell the f**...', like in 'broccoli'."
The woman paused and shouted, "THERE IS NO f**...' IN 'BROCCOLI'!"
"*THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, LADY!*"
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Brocc One Liners
Which brocc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with brocc? I can suggest the ones about zucchini and spinach.
- What vegetable is the best at fighting? BROCC LEE
- Who is the best Kung fu vegetable? Brocc Lee
