The Best 9 Brocc Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brocc jokes. There are some brocc spinach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brocc artichokes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Brocc Jokes and Puns

So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends...

The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!"

The mushroom said: "I look like an umbrella!"

The walnut said: "I look like a brain!"

The banana said: "Can we please change the subject?"

What's do broccoli and pubic hair have in common?

You brush them both aside and keep on eating.

What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?

"Floret!"

Brocc joke, What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?

What vegetable is the best at fighting?

BROCC LEE

Who is the best Kung fu vegetable?

Brocc Lee


A Broccoli, Mushroom, Walnut and a Banana are having a discussion

Broccoli: I look like a tree!

Mushroom: I look like an umbrella!

Walnut: I look like a brain!

Banana: You guys wanna talk about something else?

Broccoli

It's just E. Coli for your bro

Brocc joke, Broccoli

Broccoli

A broccoli looks into the trunk of his new car and sees he has an extra tire.

he says "oh look I have a-spar-a-gus."

Me: Do you like broccoli?

"No."
"Do you like curry?"
"No."
"Then you won't like what I did?"
"Did you cook broccoli or curry for me?"
"No, I banged your sister."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brocc carrots jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brocc child piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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