Broc Jokes
19 broc jokes and hilarious broc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about broc that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Broc Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good broc joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends...
The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!"
The mushroom said: "I look like an umbrella!"
The walnut said: "I look like a brain!"
The banana said: "Can we please change the subject?"
What's do broccoli and p**... hair have in common?
You brush them both aside and keep on eating.
What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?
"Floret!"
A Broccoli, Mushroom, Walnut and a Banana are having a discussion
Broccoli: I look like a tree!
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella!
walnut: I look like a brain!
Banana: You guys wanna talk about something else?
These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful.
Maybe they'd be okay if I was b**... drunk.
What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?
He gives it an F5
Broccoli
It's just E. Coli for your bro
Me: Do you like broccoli?
"No."
"Do you like curry?"
"No."
"Then you won't like what I did?"
"Did you cook broccoli or curry for me?"
"No, I banged your sister."
What is worse to injest than E Coli?
Broc Coli
Brock Turner sounds like a dish made from broccoli and turnips...
Which is fitting because he prefers his women to be in vegetative states!
Broccoli
A broccoli looks into the trunk of his new car and sees he has an extra tire.
he says "oh look I have a-spar-a-gus."
What is Brock Lesnar's favorite square on a chess board?
f5
What vegetable is good at martial arts?
Broc Lee!
Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
What does the president call his broccoli?
Broc Obama.
How does Brock Lesnar refresh after a long day?
F5.
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Broc One Liners
Which broc one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with broc? I can suggest the ones about convention and vegetable.
- What is worse to injest than E Coli? Broc Coli
- What vegetable is good at martial arts? Broc Lee!
- What does the president call his broccoli? Broc Obama.
