The Best 14 Broc Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broc jokes. There are some broc good jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broc change puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broc Jokes and Puns

So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends...

The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!"

The mushroom said: "I look like an umbrella!"

The walnut said: "I look like a brain!"

The banana said: "Can we please change the subject?"

What's do broccoli and pubic hair have in common?

You brush them both aside and keep on eating.

What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway?


A Broccoli, Mushroom, Walnut and a Banana are having a discussion

Broccoli: I look like a tree!

Mushroom: I look like an umbrella!

Walnut: I look like a brain!

Banana: You guys wanna talk about something else?

These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful.

Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5


It's just E. Coli for your bro

Broc joke, Broccoli

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Brock Turner sounds like a dish made from broccoli and turnips...

Which is fitting because he prefers his women to be in vegetative states!


A broccoli looks into the trunk of his new car and sees he has an extra tire.

he says "oh look I have a-spar-a-gus."

What is Brock Lesnar's favorite square on a chess board?


You can explore broc vegetable reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean broc lee dad jokes. There are also broc puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Me: Do you like broccoli?

"Do you like curry?"
"Then you won't like what I did?"
"Did you cook broccoli or curry for me?"
"No, I banged your sister."

What vegetable is good at martial arts?

Broc Lee!

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broc adult puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working broc subject piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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