The Best 34 Broadway Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broadway jokes. There are some broadway bands jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broadway stra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broadway Jokes and Puns

Our President Elect is a real tough guy...

The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

An old actor has trouble getting work due to failing memory...

After contacting many people that he worked with in the past , he is finally able to land a job in a popular new Broadway play. The director tells him its only one line at the beginning of the play, but it is a very important line. It sets the mood for the rest of the play. It is ESSENTIAL he nails the line. The old actor emphasizes that he will nail it. The director reluctantly agrees and proceeds to tell him his role. You will take a beautiful rose, bring it to your nose and take a deep breath and say the following line: *Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress…* That's it. Do not screw this up! The old actor thanks him 10 times over and proceeds to practice for the next 2 weeks nonstop.

Opening night comes. It's a sold out theater. He takes to the stage, spotlight on him. He raises his hand, takes a deep breath and says the line perfectly * Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress… * Just after the line is delivered the auditorium burst into laughter. He walks off the stage distraught. I don't get it. I nailed the line perfectly. What happened? The director looks at him and yells YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT THE FLOWER!

Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary?

It's a great play on words.

What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew?

A hit Broadway show.

(heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)

What do you get when you combine a gay man and a Jew?

A hit Broadway musical

Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns!

It's going to be a *huge* play on words!

Did you hear about the Italian Chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. He was a real pizza work. You never sausage a guy. Sad about his brother, the broadway actor, in jail because he tried to rigatoni. His friend, the french chef, didn't make it to work- he couldn't make the escargot.

Broadway joke, Did you hear about the Italian Chef?

There was a Broadway performance about puns...

But don't get too excited. It was just a play on words.

What do you call 2 broadway shows going out for dinner?

Play date.

Have you heard about the new Broadway act based on the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new Broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...

Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee

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Did you hear the one about the Vegan Crossfitter who saw Hamilton live on Broadway with the original cast?

He didn't know which one to talk about first.

What's the difference between broadway and sitting on the toilet?

On Broadway you're trying to make a splash!

I was invited to Broadway show called Vocabulary and I had to go.

I never pass up a good play on words.

So I saw a Broadway show about Dictionaries the other night.

I guess one could call it a Play on words .

Why did the Kool-Aid man stop acting on Broadway?

He always broke the fourth wall.

Broadway joke, Why did the Kool-Aid man stop acting on Broadway?

In 1969, the Beatles originally wrote one of their hit songs for a Broadway version of Peter Pan. Captain Hook's right hand man wanted to Broker a truce that would give Hook the ability to fly and give Peter and the Lost Boys safety from pirates. It ended with a big event where Hook and Peter flew..

Come together, right now... over Smee.

So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show

Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts "I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"

I recently attended a Broadway show about Puns... was a play on words.

It's time to act now

Let's stage a socialist takeover of Broadway and seize the means of productions!

I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language

It was just a play on words

Did you hear about the Italian that wanted to cheat the Broadway award voting?

He wanted to rig a Tony.

Why did the actor jump off a building in Times Square?

He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.

Why do gay guys always play straight guys on Broadway?

They've already spent years acting straight, might as well get paid for it.

Did You hear about the Italian mob boss who had a famous Broadway star assassinated in an explosion?

He told his hit man to rigatoni.

What do you get if you cross a gay man with a Jewish man?

A hit Broadway musical.

Broadway joke, What do you get if you cross a gay man with a Jewish man?

I have a Romanian friend who does tech for Broadway productions...

I have a Czech one, too!

Did you hear about the Italian playwright ?

He bribed The Broadway League to give an award to his show "Rigatoni".

I went to a donkey show once, and I didn't think I would enjoy it , but...

when everyone was cheering and applauding, I really felt like a Broadway star.

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Did you hear that they're making a Broadway production based off the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

How did upcoming male actors thank gay Broadway promoters in the 80s?

"Thanks for the exposure!"

What not to say at a broadway play

This is so bad I wish I was Abraham Lincoln

A rubber band just auditioned on Broadway

It was kind of a stretch.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the broadway theatrical puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working broadway theater piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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