Broad Jokes
81 broad jokes and hilarious broad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about broad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find out how broad jokes have evolved over the years! From Old Broad jokes to broad bean jokes and broad shoulder jokes, discover why wider jokes are becoming more popular with women. Learn how shows like Broad City and Cornell are leading the way in this regard.
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Funniest Broad Short Jokes
Short broad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The broad humour may include short narrow jokes also.
- A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her "There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."
- My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me.
- I saw an old lady being mugged by several men while walking home today, I figured I better go and help! She was a tough old broad but in the end we got her purse.
- Dad says, "College students are more interested in women today than ever before.." A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad
- What do you call a row of women all arranged in order of attractiveness? [oc] A broad spectrum.
- Today a woman called me "the most sexist man she'd ever met" When will these dumb broads understand that "sexiest" is spelled with two E's and not one?
- Trump is being informed that Biden is getting congratulated on winning by allies domestic and abroad. Trump asks How hot is the broad?
- I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads.
- I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad.
- So I was rubbing down this broad at my massage therapy job, and I asked if her husband was paying. She asked if i was a misogynist.
I said "Listen honey, its pronounced masseuse."
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Broad One Liners
Which broad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with broad? I can suggest the ones about wide and vast.
- Feminism is a broad issue.
- My friend told me all women are the same. He always makes broad generalizations.
- Why is it hard to define feminism? It's a broad topic.
- You should never generalize women. It's wrong to make broad assumptions.
- My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester.
- Why are gynecology students the most well-travelled? They have to study a broad.
- What do you call an all female talk show? A Broad-cast!
- I spend two years a broad I still have no idea how to walk in high heels
- "Hot girl, likes horses" is a pretty broad demographic. ... I'll show myself out.
- Daylight must be a woman Because it's always a broad.
- I can't believe they got some broad church cast member to play The Doctor!
- What do you call a female streamer? A broad casting.
- What do you call a bean that lives overseas? A broad bean.
- "Hi, I'm from abroad," said a man. "Oh cool, which broad do you come from?"
- I hate broad generalizations . . . they're ALL terrible.
Broad Daylight Jokes
Here is a list of funny broad daylight jokes and even better broad daylight puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast. Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day.
- Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight. It was a pretty brazen act of violence.
Broad Shoulder Jokes
Here is a list of funny broad shoulder jokes and even better broad shoulder puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Mom, am I ugly? "Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, f**... hair..."
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What funny jokes about broad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extensive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make broad pranks.
what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad?
a pitbull will eventually let it go
A teacher asks her class
to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Grandpa is becoming more sarcastic.....
I was talking about studying abroad for school to my grandmother. My grandpa looks up from his paper, and in all seriousness said, " I once studied a broad, then I married her." He returned to reading.
She told me I was a talented lover
I told her I studied a broad.
What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing?
A broadcasting broad casting broad.
I wanted to ask "What's up with women"
But that was too broad of a question.
Did you hear that actress from Legally Blonde was stabbed?
Me: Yeah. She was stabbed in California, in broad day light. The one from legally blonde. Reese....Something.... with-er... um...with-uh... ..ummm...
Friend: Witherspoon?
Me: No. With a knife.
I just made this one up so cut me some slack...
A man and his wife are at the beach and she catches him staring at a beautiful woman. Predictably she gets mad at him.
Man: Honey, you know I only have eyes for you!
Wife: Then why are you ogling that woman over there?
Man: My dear, I assure you it doesn't mean anything. It is purely for educational purposes.
Wife: What do you mean?
Man: I've always wanted to study a broad!
(I'm sorry)
I approached the grieving widow at the f**....
"Tell me my dear, what were his final words?"
She sniffled and feebly replied.
"You don't scare me with that gun Martha, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!"
My girlfriend in college left me for another woman.
I completely misunderstood her when she said she was going to study a broad.
GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra
Told her I studied a broad.
In the beginning...
Miller Brewing said, "Let there be Lite."
The Fat Broad said, "Less filling, but I'm not sure it tastes great."
What do you call a prostitude's written account of a crime?
A broad statement.
Have you seen the new broadway production about the dictionary?
It's a great play on words.
You hear the one about the transgender student?
He spent his Junior year a broad.
A guy is driving happily along in his car with
his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?"
"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"
"No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat broad in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."
Why did the student go to the s**... club on his 18th birthday?
He wanted to study a broad
I was having some trouble with a crossword.
I said to my dad, "I'm stuck on this crossword. Six letters, a broad road in a town or city. I still haven't got it!"
"Avenue?"
"No, I haven't, stop rubbing it in."
I love the English cricket team....
The thinnest guy is called broad, ugliest guy is called swann, slowest fielder is trott, guy who is 'behind' the stumps is called prior, and guy whose father's name is john is called peter-son. And the guy who is named Monty goes in with his clothes on.
No doubt, this Cricket team deserves to be led by a Cook.
What makes a road broad?
the letter b.
I'll show myself out now....
It would be convenient to have a really broad word to use in place of nouns we forget/don't know.
Never mind thats already a thing.
My friend went to Thailand to get a s**... change. It was taking a bit longer than expected.
So I mailed to ask if he was still a broad.
There was a Broadway performance about puns...
But don't get too excited. It was just a play on words.
I was in the bar, quietly enjoying a beer, when this big, fat, ugly broad came up an started talking to me...
I asked, "Excuse me, do you have a pen?"
She replied, "Yes, why?"
I said, "Well, you better get back in it before the farmer realizes that you've escaped."
I told my wife that her new dress made her look broader.
"Are you saying I look fat!?" she said.
"Not at all, honey" I replied. "I meant it makes you look more like a broad."
My baby is costing a fortune in import costs.
It only drinks milk that comes from a broad.
What do you call domestic a**... overseas?
Abusing a broad
How do you spot a misogynist artist?
He paints women with a broad brush.
I was chatting with a fat girl visiting from London. She said, "How would you Americans describe me?"
I tried to be nice so I said, "Perhaps just as a broad broad abroad."
Have you heard of the artist that creates beautiful artwork by dipping his girlfriend in paint and dragging her across a canvas?
He always paints with a broad brush.
What I want in a woman
Friend 1: I think it's about time I got a girlfriend. Can you help set me up?
Friend 2: Sure, what do you want her to be like?
Friend 1: I don't really care but she has to be short.
Friend 2: Well that's a little broad
So I saw a Broadway show about Dictionaries the other night.
I guess one could call it a Play on words .
Friend told me to make a joke about women
I responded: "Dude, that's such a broad subject"
Studying abroad
It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.
I wanted to join the National Mens Association
But got rejected because I was born a broad
I went to London the other day and was mugged in broad daylight at the train station.
Naturally I burst into tears, and then a policeman came up to me and said, I'm fining you £10.
For crying out loud! I exclaimed.
Exactly, he replied.
Couple went to New York and hired a Cab.
He had a broad Southern accent
Cabbies
: "whhhherre are Yaaah
Frumm?"
Wife: "what is he sayin?"
Husband: "asking where we from"
Husband to cabbie: "London"
Cabbie:" whereeee inn Londonn?"
Wife:"what is he sayin?"
Husband to wife: "asking where from in London"
Husband to cabbie: "Stamford"
Cabbie:" Stammfordd , I know the place, was there during the war and had an English girlfriend.
Had the worst s**... of my Life"
Wife:"what is he sayin now?"
Husband: " He says he knows you!!"
A r**... woman goes into a store to get a new washing machine
The salesman, eager to score some commission, snaps into his pitch with a broad smile; "We can load it up and send it over to your house today, and you won't pay anything for six months!"
The woman suddenly gets angry and says, "Who the h**... told you about me?!"
