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  1. The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
  2. Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
  3. I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts... They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.
  4. Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
  5. ESPN literally hired a potato for one of its broadcasts When asked why they responded that they needed a common tater.
  6. Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships? It's on paper-view.
  7. So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview. Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
    talent
    ?
  8. How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting? I (*commercial break*) can't (*commercial break*) understand (*commercial break*) your accent (*commercial break*).
  9. What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad.
  10. Did you hear about the radio personality who murdered his only son while broadcasting because he didn't want him to receive any inheritance? There was a lot of Dead heir on that show.

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Broadcasters One Liners

Which broadcasters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with broadcasters? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. There was this fish and it wants to be a broadcaster It went on air.....And died
  2. What do you call an all female talk show? A Broad-cast!
  3. Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well? They were on the same wavelength.
  4. I found out i have 5 minutes to live broadcasting
  5. What did the Spanish radio host say after broadcast? Audios
  6. What do you call it when a sleezy woman is livestreaming A broadcast.
  7. What do you call a radio broadcast that'll knock you out in minutes? The Cosby show
  8. What do you call a multi-ethnic talk show? A broad-cast
  9. What t**... group hates modern broadcast systems? The Teleban

Broadcasters Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about broadcasters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make broadcasters pranks.

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.


She called the police immediately to report the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch.
The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder.
She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer.
The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a blind policeman!"

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."

Dolf is the weatherman at KTVY, the local CBS affiliate in Kansas City.

He's also a closet communist, and has a bit of an anger management problem. During their Christmas Eve broadcast Dolf forecasts a cold and rainy Christmas day, then turns it over to Erin, the anchor he's been dating for the past few months:
"Dolf, are you sure its just rain for tomorrow? I bet everyone's praying for a little snow tonight!"
"No no Erin, just rain for tomorrow"
"Are you sure we can't look forward to a white Christmas?"
"NO! RUDOLF THE RED KNOWS RAIN, DEAR!"

Interview joke . National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, ma'am, you're equipped to be a p**..., but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You must be single.

A woman was walking to the checkout at the supermarket when she passed a drunk man leaning against a newspaper rack. Obviously being someone she didn't want to engage in conversation, she walks past him and starts unloading the contents of her cart onto the conveyor belt.
1 head of lettuce
A bag of flour
4 oranges
A loaf of bread
A pack of toilet paper
A flat of water
And two pounds of ground beef.
The woman is about to check out when she notices the drunk man has been watching her the entire time, he yells out with such conviction:
"You must be single!"
The woman was indeed single and knew she shouldn't engage this drunk man, but she looked at what she had bought and nothing jumped out at her that should broadcast her relationship status. She responds:
"You're right! I am single. But how on earth could you tell?"
Slurring his words, the man replies:
"Cuz' yer ugly."

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

Eastern Pun

So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home.
I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!

Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction.

"One? There are hundreds of them"

Did you hear that they are banning orchestral music from broadcast TV?

Why? Too much Sax and Violins.

Chinese soldiers attack a Soviet tractor.

^This ^joke ^originated ^during ^the ^1969 ^Sino-Soviet ^border ^conflict.
**Radio broadcaster:** *"Comrades! Yesterday, a platoon of the Chinese People's Liberation Army attacked an agricultural tractor without provocation."*
*"Fortunately, our tractor returned fire. It then managed to fly back to base for repairs."*

Emergency broadcast alert.

Just happened this morning while taking my wife to work. The emergency broadcast alert came over the radio.
Wife: It's probably just a test.
Me: Unless Trump pressed the big red button.
Our 9 year old: Oh come on now Trump is new to the White House, he doesn't know how everything works yet.
Such innocence and wisdom in one statement.

A woman is driving for the first time on a highway.

Her husband calls her while she is driving. "Be careful honey, it was just broadcasted that someone's driving the wrong way on the highway."
"Someone?" the wife replies. "These idiots are in hundreds!"

What should my major be in college, if I want to someday make casts for ladies with broken legs?

Broadcasting?

I love it when companies live up to their literal name

Sinclair Broadcasting Group is certainly in sync.

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She called the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"

Radio stations are now pulling Do you hear what I hear? from their Christmas broadcast...

Because it is offensive to schizophrenics

Who's going the wrong way?

A man is listening to the radio in his car when the broadcast is interrupted: Attention! Attention! A driver is heading down the highway in the wrong direction
The man scans the road, clogged with oncoming traffic, and nutters to himself, What do you mean *a* driver? I see hundreds of them!

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"