Broadcast Jokes
26 broadcast jokes and hilarious broadcast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about broadcast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Broadcast Short Jokes
Short broadcast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The broadcast humour may include short radio jokes also.
- The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
- Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
- I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts... They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.
- Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo
- ESPN literally hired a potato for one of its broadcasts When asked why they responded that they needed a common tater.
- Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships? It's on paper-view.
- So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview. Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's
talent? - How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting? I (*commercial break*) can't (*commercial break*) understand (*commercial break*) your accent (*commercial break*).
- What do you call a fat female host of a talk radio show about fishing? A broadcasting broad casting broad.
- Did you hear about the radio personality who murdered his only son while broadcasting because he didn't want him to receive any inheritance? There was a lot of Dead heir on that show.
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Broadcast One Liners
Which broadcast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with broadcast? I can suggest the ones about media and advertisement.
- There was this fish and it wants to be a broadcaster It went on air.....And died
- What do you call an all female talk show? A Broad-cast!
- Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well? They were on the same wavelength.
- I found out i have 5 minutes to live broadcasting
- What did the Spanish radio host say after broadcast? Audios
- What do you call it when a sleezy woman is livestreaming A broadcast.
- What do you call a radio broadcast that'll knock you out in minutes? The Cosby show
- What do you call a multi-ethnic talk show? A broad-cast
- What t**... group hates modern broadcast systems? The Teleban
Radio Broadcast Jokes
Here is a list of funny radio broadcast jokes and even better radio broadcast puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Radio stations are now pulling Do you hear what I hear? from their Christmas broadcast... Because it is offensive to schizophrenics
Amusing & Witty Broadcast Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about broadcast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean relay jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make broadcast pranks.
The Flintstones
A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'
A woman is driving for the first time on a highway.
Her husband calls her while she is driving. "Be careful honey, it was just broadcasted that someone's driving the wrong way on the highway."
"Someone?" the wife replies. "These idiots are in hundreds!"
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
Emergency broadcast alert.
Just happened this morning while taking my wife to work. The emergency broadcast alert came over the radio.
Wife: It's probably just a test.
Me: Unless Trump pressed the big red button.
Our 9 year old: Oh come on now Trump is new to the White House, he doesn't know how everything works yet.
Such innocence and wisdom in one statement.
