The Best 17 Broadcast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broadcast jokes. There are some broadcast allegations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broadcast bbc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broadcast Jokes and Puns

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts...

They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,

but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

What terrorist group hates modern broadcast systems?

The Teleban

Emergency broadcast alert.

Just happened this morning while taking my wife to work. The emergency broadcast alert came over the radio.
Wife: It's probably just a test.
Me: Unless Trump pressed the big red button.
Our 9 year old: Oh come on now Trump is new to the White House, he doesn't know how everything works yet.

Such innocence and wisdom in one statement.

Broadcast joke, Emergency broadcast alert.

What do you call an all female talk show?

A Broad-cast!

Who's going the wrong way?

A man is listening to the radio in his car when the broadcast is interrupted: Attention! Attention! A driver is heading down the highway in the wrong direction

The man scans the road, clogged with oncoming traffic, and nutters to himself, What do you mean *a* driver? I see hundreds of them!

What did the Spanish radio host say after broadcast?


What do you call it when a sleezy woman is livestreaming

A broadcast.

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Did you hear that they are banning orchestral music from broadcast TV?

Why? Too much Sax and Violins.

What do you call a radio broadcast that'll knock you out in minutes?

The Cosby show

Two women were driving on the highway when the traffic rapport broadcast said there was a car driving in the opposite direction.

"One? There are hundreds of them"

Radio stations are now pulling Do you hear what I hear? from their Christmas broadcast...

Because it is offensive to schizophrenics

What do you call a multi-ethnic talk show?

A broad-cast

Broadcast joke, What do you call a multi-ethnic talk show?

Eastern Pun

So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home.

I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!

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