The Best 51 Broad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Broad jokes. There are some broad hefty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these broad dumb broad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Broad Jokes and Puns

what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad?

a pitbull will eventually let it go

A teacher asks her class

to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.

"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

Grandpa is becoming more sarcastic.....

I was talking about studying abroad for school to my grandmother. My grandpa looks up from his paper, and in all seriousness said, " I once studied a broad, then I married her." He returned to reading.

My friend is majoring in Gender Studies.

He's been a broad for the past semester.

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"Hot girl, likes horses" is a pretty broad demographic.

... I'll show myself out.

My friend told me all women are the same.

He always makes broad generalizations.

My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter

It sounds like a broad curriculum to me.

Broad joke, My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter

I wanted to ask "What's up with women"

But that was too broad of a question.

Did you hear that actress from Legally Blonde was stabbed?

Me: Yeah. She was stabbed in California, in broad day light. The one from legally blonde. Reese....Something.... with-er... um...with-uh... ..ummm...

Friend: Witherspoon?

Me: No. With a knife.

I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard.

I guess you could say I was really studying a broad.

A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class.

I told her "There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."

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Feminism is a broad issue.

What do you call a row of women all arranged in order of attractiveness? [oc]

A broad spectrum.

I just made this one up so cut me some slack...

A man and his wife are at the beach and she catches him staring at a beautiful woman. Predictably she gets mad at him.

Man: Honey, you know I only have eyes for you!

Wife: Then why are you ogling that woman over there?

Man: My dear, I assure you it doesn't mean anything. It is purely for educational purposes.

Wife: What do you mean?

Man: I've always wanted to study a broad!

(I'm sorry)

I approached the grieving widow at the funeral.

"Tell me my dear, what were his final words?"

She sniffled and feebly replied.

"You don't scare me with that gun Martha, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!"

Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight.

It was a pretty brazen act of violence.

Broad joke, Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight.

Mom, am I ugly?

"Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair..."

My girlfriend in college left me for another woman.

I completely misunderstood her when she said she was going to study a broad.

Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary?

It's a great play on words.

Dad says, "College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."

A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad

A guy is driving happily along in his car with

his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking, Sir?"

"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"

"No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat broad in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

Why did the student go to the strip club on his 18th birthday?

He wanted to study a broad

I was having some trouble with a crossword.

I said to my dad, "I'm stuck on this crossword. Six letters, a broad road in a town or city. I still haven't got it!"


"No, I haven't, stop rubbing it in."

The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast.

Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day.

I love the English cricket team....

The thinnest guy is called broad, ugliest guy is called swann, slowest fielder is trott, guy who is 'behind' the stumps is called prior, and guy whose father's name is john is called peter-son. And the guy who is named Monty goes in with his clothes on.

No doubt, this Cricket team deserves to be led by a Cook.

What do you call a bean that lives overseas?

A broad bean.

Broad joke, What do you call a bean that lives overseas?

Why are gynecology students the most well-travelled?

They have to study a broad.

I can't believe they got some broad

church cast member to play The Doctor!

You should never generalize women.

It's wrong to make broad assumptions.

Daylight must be a woman

Because it's always a broad.

My friend went to Thailand to get a sex change. It was taking a bit longer than expected.

So I mailed to ask if he was still a broad.

There was a Broadway performance about puns...

But don't get too excited. It was just a play on words.

I was in the bar, quietly enjoying a beer, when this big, fat, ugly broad came up an started talking to me...

I asked, "Excuse me, do you have a pen?"

She replied, "Yes, why?"

I said, "Well, you better get back in it before the farmer realizes that you've escaped."

I told my wife that her new dress made her look broader.

"Are you saying I look fat!?" she said.

"Not at all, honey" I replied. "I meant it makes you look more like a broad."

My baby is costing a fortune in import costs.

It only drinks milk that comes from a broad.

What do you call domestic abuse overseas?

Abusing a broad

I spend two years a broad

I still have no idea how to walk in high heels

I was chatting with a fat girl visiting from London. She said, "How would you Americans describe me?"

I tried to be nice so I said, "Perhaps just as a broad broad abroad."

What I want in a woman

Friend 1: I think it's about time I got a girlfriend. Can you help set me up?

Friend 2: Sure, what do you want her to be like?

Friend 1: I don't really care but she has to be short.

Friend 2: Well that's a little broad

So I saw a Broadway show about Dictionaries the other night.

I guess one could call it a Play on words .

"Hi, I'm from abroad," said a man.

"Oh cool, which broad do you come from?"

What do you call a female streamer?

A broad casting.

Friend told me to make a joke about women

I responded: "Dude, that's such a broad subject"

I wanted to join the National Mens Association

But got rejected because I was born a broad

I saw an old lady being mugged by several men while walking home today, I figured I better go and help!

She was a tough old broad but in the end we got her purse.

Trump is being informed that Biden is getting congratulated on winning by allies domestic and abroad.

Trump asks How hot is the broad?

I went to London the other day and was mugged in broad daylight at the train station.

Naturally I burst into tears, and then a policeman came up to me and said, I'm fining you Β£10.

For crying out loud! I exclaimed.

Exactly, he replied.

Couple went to New York and hired a Cab.

He had a broad Southern accent
: "whhhherre are Yaaah
Wife: "what is he sayin?"
Husband: "asking where we from"
Husband to cabbie: "London"

Cabbie:" whereeee inn Londonn?"
Wife:"what is he sayin?"
Husband to wife: "asking where from in London"
Husband to cabbie: "Stamford"

Cabbie:" Stammfordd , I know the place, was there during the war and had an English girlfriend.
Had the worst sex of my Life"
Wife:"what is he sayin now?"
Husband: " He says he knows you!!"

Why is it hard to define feminism?

It's a broad topic.

A redneck woman goes into a store to get a new washing machine

The salesman, eager to score some commission, snaps into his pitch with a broad smile; "We can load it up and send it over to your house today, and you won't pay anything for six months!"

The woman suddenly gets angry and says, "Who the hell told you about me?!"

So I was rubbing down this broad at my massage therapy job, and I asked if her husband was paying.

She asked if i was a misogynist.

I said "Listen honey, its pronounced masseuse."

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We suggest to use only working broad large piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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