The Best 59 Bro Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bro jokes. There are some bro buddies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bro bromine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bro Jokes and Puns

Dude 1: Hey, bro?

Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure

My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said,

"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"

A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.

I'm really happy that my prayer worked.

A college engineering student shows up with a new bike

"Woah where did you get such a nice bike?" his fellow engineering student asked.

"I was walking down the street last night and this girl on her bike came up to me started taking off her clothes and said 'its all yours' so I just took the bike" he said.

His friend replied "Good choice bro the clothes probably didn't even fit you"

One guy wrote on his FB status:

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:

"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

I went to a restaurant.

It was full; no place to sit...
I took out my mobile,
Placed it to my ear and said loudly- "Bro come fast, she's here with someone else...
Six couples ran away


The bro code

Jill didn't come home one night. When she got home the next morning, she said she'd slept over at a girl friend's house.

Jack called ten of her best friends, but none of them said she had been there.

A week later, Jack doesn't come home. The next day, he says he spent the night at a buddy's house after getting too drunk.

Jill called his ten best friends. 8 said he'd been there the night before, while 2 said he was still there.

So a guy walks into a bar with a gun...

Who had sex with my wife!!?

A man shouts from the back, *you don't have enough bullets bro*!

Hey bro, can you hand me that pamphlet?

Brochure.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.

Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?

Scientist 2: Br.

Two good friends go golfing

Two good friends go golfing and they come up on two women who are moving like molasses. One guy says that he'll go up and ask if they can play through. When he's half way to the women, he freezes, turns around and comes back pretty pale.
"Sorry man, I can't do it! One's my wife and the other my mistress!"

The other guy says he'll ask instead. Halfway to the women he suddenly stops turns around and comes back shaking his head. "Small world bro!"

Dear Algebra..

Stop asking us to find your X

She's gone bro.

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Bro, you really don't want to get into a dick-measuring contest with me. Trust me, you'll lose.

I'm really good at measuring dicks.

Europe be like...

eu: uk bro?

uk: it's not eu, it's me.

My 8 year old brother came up to me and asked if I wanted to hear a joke, this is how it went

Bro," what washes up on a tiny beach?"
Me," No idea."
Bro," a microwave."
Followed by about 2 seconds of me not getting it then laughing for a solid minute

I hate it when guys call their girlfriends "partner in crime"

Like we get it bro, she's under-age

Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?

Brochure.

My best friend passed away recently..

Grieving before his grave I said,

Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?

A month later, my wife gave birth to a baby boy. As my child grew older each day, I realised he looks a lot like my best friend.

I'm really happy my prayer worked.

Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a guy's car

Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a guy's car

Guy (angry) : Do you know who I am?

Mark : Yes, you are Scott Thomas, you have 237 friends out of which 37 are females and your wife doesn't know 12 of them. Last holiday you went to Thailand and there you . . .

Guy : Leave it bro, it was my fault.

Gym bro #1: "Bro, we're out of protein powder."

Gym bro #2: "No whey..."


So, this guy at the door trying to push his religion on me says, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?"

And I'm like, "Brochure."

The people on the internet are so friendly....

One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool.

I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns.

Comet me bro.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

What's the opposite of mitosis?

Your finger bro!

A doctor has sex with a patient

A doctor has sex with a patient. And the guilt is killing him, it goes against the ethics code every doctor swears by.

So one part of his brain tells him: "don't worry, you're not the first guy to sleep with a patient, and you definitely won't be the last. You're a bachelor too, it's fiiiine"

The other part of his brain says: "Bro, you're a vet"

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet."

"Ya bro sure!"

How does a nut say good bye to another nut?

I'll Cashew later bro.

An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site...

Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.

Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."

If I tell people about my mancave I'm a "bro"...

But if I talk about my womancave I'm a "kidnapper".

Two blind man are lying on a bed.

One asks another one:
-Hey bro are you jacking off?
The other one replies:
-Yes,why?
The first one says:
-Can you please switch to yourself...

My buddy told me he was too afraid to grow apples.

I was like, bro, grow a pear.

I got punched in the face by a hipster today...

I yelled "Bro, that's not cool!"

He replied, "not yet".

A meathead is counting loudly in the gym as he does bench press...

1! 3! 5! 7! 9!

Another meathead:
Do you even lift bro

Meathead: Nah I only odd lift bro

Hey EU, heard you lost a country...

..., UK bro?

Two men die and arrived in heaven

Curious as to why others are here, they struck up a conversation.

Man 1: Bro how did you die?

Man 2: Due to cold, and you?

Man 1: I doubted my girlfriend with another guy, searched the entire house but found none. I felt too guilty and committed suicide.

Man 2: Lol, I was in the fridge

Bill is sitting in the ladies beauty parlour waiting area....

A pretty woman came to him, pressed his shoulders gently & said: come let's go.

Bro Bill looked left & right, started sweating a bit & anticipating dire consequences said: I am married & waiting for my wife.

Lady: look carefully, it is me!

I asked hitler how to turn off my phone

He said: Bro, use the auff switchz

A quantum object turns from wave to a particle...

"It's just a prank bro! Look, there's the observer!!"

A man tries to get into a classy nightclub

but gets stopped by the bouncer. "You have to have a tie to get in here bro," says the bouncer. Distraught the man goes to his car and searches for a tie but can only find jumper cables. He wraps them around his neck and goes back to the club. "Can I get in now?" he asks. "Yea ok," says the bouncer, "But don't start anything!"

Mad Cow Disease

So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says "hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?" The second cow says "Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."

Mussolini: Bro how do i turn my iPhone off?

Hitler: Dude just use the Auff-Switch

"Hey bro, so I just got diagnosed with a dairy allergy."

"No whey, man."

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

"Statue bro?"

Was I wrong?

My brother, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, bro," I told him.

My friend got mad at me after I kept hitting him with a wooden board.

I told him, It's just a plank, bro.

It's just a plank.

"Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"

"Really, bro?"

"Yeah, with both eyes too!"

Friend: "Bro, could you pass me that pamphlet?"

Me: "Brochure."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

A friend told me to "keep doing you bro"

I said "Well no one else is"

As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...

"It was just a prank bro"

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What do your friends say when you get rejected by your sister from Alabama?

Damn bro you got chromo-zoned.

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

My bro asked what's it like being diabetic?

I said it has its highs and lows I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said it has its ups and downs

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

What did one male orphan say to another when they were forced to share a bed?

"No home bro."

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock!
One provides the tic, the other provides the talk

Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

I saw a dude ordering an Uber as he left the gym

so I asked him, "Do you even Lyft, bro?"

Interviewers be like "do you have experience"

Like yeah bro this is my 30th interview

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