Following is our collection of funny Bro jokes. There are some bro buddies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bro bromine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure
"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
"Woah where did you get such a nice bike?" his fellow engineering student asked.
"I was walking down the street last night and this girl on her bike came up to me started taking off her clothes and said 'its all yours' so I just took the bike" he said.
His friend replied "Good choice bro the clothes probably didn't even fit you"
"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"
It was full; no place to sit...
I took out my mobile,
Placed it to my ear and said loudly- "Bro come fast, she's here with someone else...
Six couples ran away
Jill didn't come home one night. When she got home the next morning, she said she'd slept over at a girl friend's house.
Jack called ten of her best friends, but none of them said she had been there.
A week later, Jack doesn't come home. The next day, he says he spent the night at a buddy's house after getting too drunk.
Jill called his ten best friends. 8 said he'd been there the night before, while 2 said he was still there.
Who had sex with my wife!!?
A man shouts from the back, *you don't have enough bullets bro*!
Brochure.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Scientist 2: Br.
Two good friends go golfing and they come up on two women who are moving like molasses. One guy says that he'll go up and ask if they can play through. When he's half way to the women, he freezes, turns around and comes back pretty pale.
"Sorry man, I can't do it! One's my wife and the other my mistress!"
The other guy says he'll ask instead. Halfway to the women he suddenly stops turns around and comes back shaking his head. "Small world bro!"
Stop asking us to find your X
She's gone bro.
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I'm really good at measuring dicks.
eu: uk bro?
uk: it's not eu, it's me.
Bro," what washes up on a tiny beach?"
Me," No idea."
Bro," a microwave."
Followed by about 2 seconds of me not getting it then laughing for a solid minute
Like we get it bro, she's under-age
Brochure.
Grieving before his grave I said,
Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?
A month later, my wife gave birth to a baby boy. As my child grew older each day, I realised he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy my prayer worked.
Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a guy's car
Guy (angry) : Do you know who I am?
Mark : Yes, you are Scott Thomas, you have 237 friends out of which 37 are females and your wife doesn't know 12 of them. Last holiday you went to Thailand and there you . . .
Guy : Leave it bro, it was my fault.
Gym bro #2: "No whey..."
And I'm like, "Brochure."
One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool.
Comet me bro.
A bro job.
Your finger bro!
A doctor has sex with a patient. And the guilt is killing him, it goes against the ethics code every doctor swears by.
So one part of his brain tells him: "don't worry, you're not the first guy to sleep with a patient, and you definitely won't be the last. You're a bachelor too, it's fiiiine"
The other part of his brain says: "Bro, you're a vet"
"Ya bro sure!"
I'll Cashew later bro.
Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.
Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."
But if I talk about my womancave I'm a "kidnapper".
One asks another one:
-Hey bro are you jacking off?
The other one replies:
-Yes,why?
The first one says:
-Can you please switch to yourself...
I was like, bro, grow a pear.
I yelled "Bro, that's not cool!"
He replied, "not yet".
1! 3! 5! 7! 9!
Another meathead:
Do you even lift bro
Meathead: Nah I only odd lift bro
..., UK bro?
Curious as to why others are here, they struck up a conversation.
Man 1: Bro how did you die?
Man 2: Due to cold, and you?
Man 1: I doubted my girlfriend with another guy, searched the entire house but found none. I felt too guilty and committed suicide.
Man 2: Lol, I was in the fridge
A pretty woman came to him, pressed his shoulders gently & said: come let's go.
Bro Bill looked left & right, started sweating a bit & anticipating dire consequences said: I am married & waiting for my wife.
Lady: look carefully, it is me!
He said: Bro, use the auff switchz
"It's just a prank bro! Look, there's the observer!!"
but gets stopped by the bouncer. "You have to have a tie to get in here bro," says the bouncer. Distraught the man goes to his car and searches for a tie but can only find jumper cables. He wraps them around his neck and goes back to the club. "Can I get in now?" he asks. "Yea ok," says the bouncer, "But don't start anything!"
So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says "hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?" The second cow says "Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."
Hitler: Dude just use the Auff-Switch
"No whey, man."
"Statue bro?"
My brother, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, bro," I told him.
I told him, It's just a plank, bro.
It's just a plank.
"Really, bro?"
"Yeah, with both eyes too!"
Me: "Brochure."
Don't taste me, bro !
I said "Well no one else is"
"It was just a prank bro"
Bro sure!
Damn bro you got chromo-zoned.
Do you even Lyft, bro?
I said it has its highs and lows I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said it has its ups and downs
Na BrO !
"No home bro."
A clock!
One provides the tic, the other provides the talk
Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
so I asked him, "Do you even Lyft, bro?"
Like yeah bro this is my 30th interview
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