Bro Jokes

130 bro jokes and hilarious bro puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bro that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Don't miss this hilarious collection of bro jokes! From Tika Bro and Yo Bro to Gym Bro and Be Like Bro - these jokes will make you and your brother or sibling laugh out loud. Get ready for some hilarious brotha fun!

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Funniest Bro Short Jokes

Short bro jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bro humour may include short brother jokes also.

Dude 1: Hey, bro? Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure
I went to a restaurant. It was full; no place to sit...
I took out my mobile,
Placed it to my ear and said loudly- "Bro come fast, she's here with someone else...
Six couples ran away
I hate it when guys call their girlfriends "partner in crime" Like we get it bro, she's under-age
So, this guy at the door trying to push his religion on me says, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?" And I'm like, "Brochure."
An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site... Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.
Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."
If I tell people about my mancave I'm a "bro"... But if I talk about my womancave I'm a "kidnapper".
Two blind man are lying on a bed. One asks another one:
-Hey bro are you jacking off?
The other one replies:
-Yes,why?
The first one says:
-Can you please switch to yourself...
I got punched in the face by a hipster today... I yelled "Bro, that's not cool!"
He replied, "not yet".
A meathead is counting loudly in the gym as he does bench press... 1! 3! 5! 7! 9!
Another meathead:
Do you even lift bro
Meathead: Nah I only odd lift bro
A quantum object turns from wave to a particle... "It's just a prank bro! Look, there's the observer!!"

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Bro One Liners

Which bro one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bro? I can suggest the ones about be like bro and frat.

Hey bro, can you hand me that pamphlet? Brochure.
Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X
She's gone bro.
Europe be like... eu: uk bro?
uk: it's not eu, it's me.
Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Brochure.
Gym bro #1: "Bro, we're out of protein powder." Gym bro #2: "No whey..."
I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns. Comet me bro.
*opens your fridge and sees 2% milk* Hey bro, you should charge your milk.
What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job.
What's the opposite of mitosis? Your finger bro!
I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet." "Ya bro sure!"
How does a nut say good bye to another nut? I'll cashew later bro.
My buddy told me he was too afraid to grow apples. I was like, bro, grow a pear.
Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friendzoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
Hey EU, heard you lost a country... ..., UK bro?
"Hey bro, so I just got diagnosed with a dairy allergy." "No whey, man."

Be Like Bro Jokes

Here is a list of funny be like bro jokes and even better be like bro puns that will make you laugh with friends.

My bro asked what's it like being diabetic? I said it has its highs and lows I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said it has its ups and downs
Interviewers be like "do you have experience" Like yeah bro this is my 30th interview
How can someone be a racist and have acne? Like bro, worry about your own skin
I hate when my friends always talk about Norse gods Like bro it's Loki annoying
Girl: You're like a hypobromite ion to me. Me: A what?
Girl: A BrO−
I like my women how I like my liquor, 11 years old.
(its just a joke bro pls don't report me to Interpol)
Do you like sodium hydrobromide? NaH BrO
What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? "Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."
Can't believe it My friend in hospital is using this 'O2' drug and I take it off him and he's acting like he's dying
Like bro don't do drugs in hospital
Bro, You look like Muhammad Ali Before all the training and the hardwork

Gym Bro Jokes

Here is a list of funny gym bro jokes and even better gym bro puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I saw a dude ordering an Uber as he left the gym so I asked him, "Do you even Lyft, bro?"
What did the gym bro tell his gf who was mad at him? Babe I'm sorry I just want us to work out
Two Chameleons walk in a gym. The first one says Spot me, bro
The second goes Who said that?
What did the gym guy say to his unfit bro with manboobs? You can do a push up brah!
I went to the gym today and my friend asked me how I got there. I told him I used Uber. He asked me if I even Lyft bro.
what does an informational packet say when asked for a spot at the gym? Bro, sure.
Guy at the gym tried selling me fake steroids... Bro, do you even grift?
Hey bro, how did you get so strong? By picking up chicks in the gym

Yo Bro Jokes

Here is a list of funny yo bro jokes and even better yo bro puns that will make you laugh with friends.

A chemist asks another chemist: "Yo, got some sodium hypobromite that I could use?" The other chemist replies: "Na bro."
What's your brother's yogurt called? Bro-yo
What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro.

Witty Bro Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about bro you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bro pranks.

My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said,

"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.

A college engineering student shows up with a new bike

"Woah where did you get such a nice bike?" his fellow engineering student asked.
"I was walking down the street last night and this g**... her bike came up to me started taking off her clothes and said 'its all yours' so I just took the bike" he said.
His friend replied "Good choice bro the clothes probably didn't even fit you"

o**... wrote on his FB status:

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

The bro code

Jill didn't come home one night. When she got home the next morning, she said she'd slept over at a girl friend's house.
Jack called ten of her best friends, but none of them said she had been there.
A week later, Jack doesn't come home. The next day, he says he spent the night at a buddy's house after getting too drunk.
Jill called his ten best friends. 8 said he'd been there the night before, while 2 said he was still there.

So a guy walks into a bar with a gun...

Who had s**... with my wife!!?
A man shouts from the back, *you don't have enough bullets bro*!

Two scientists are playing Minecraft.

Two scientists are playing Minecraft. One is new to the game and doesn't know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn't know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?
Scientist 2: Br.

Two good friends go golfing

Two good friends go golfing and they come up on two women who are moving like molasses. o**... says that he'll go up and ask if they can play through. When he's half way to the women, he freezes, turns around and comes back pretty pale.
"Sorry man, I can't do it! One's my wife and the other my mistress!"
The other guy says he'll ask instead. Halfway to the women he suddenly stops turns around and comes back shaking his head. "Small world bro!"

Bro, you really don't want to get into a d**...-measuring contest with me. Trust me, you'll lose.

I'm really good at measuring d**....

My 8 year old brother came up to me and asked if I wanted to hear a joke, this is how it went

Bro," what washes up on a tiny beach?"
Me," No idea."
Bro," a microwave."
Followed by about 2 seconds of me not getting it then laughing for a solid minute

My best friend passed away recently..

Grieving before his grave I said,
Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?
A month later, my wife gave birth to a baby boy. As my child grew older each day, I realised he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy my prayer worked.

Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a guy's car

Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a guy's car
Guy (angry) : Do you know who I am?
Mark : Yes, you are Scott Thomas, you have 237 friends out of which 37 are females and your wife doesn't know 12 of them. Last holiday you went to Thailand and there you . . .
Guy : Leave it bro, it was my fault.

The people on the internet are so friendly....

o**... called me bro, and he even said my story was cool.

A doctor has s**... with a patient

A doctor has s**... with a patient. And the guilt is killing him, it goes against the ethics code every doctor swears by.
So one part of his brain tells him: "don't worry, you're not the first guy to sleep with a patient, and you definitely won't be the last. You're a bachelor too, it's fiiiine"
The other part of his brain says: "Bro, you're a vet"

An Aussie and a Kiwi are sitting at a pub, downing a few beers, after a game of rugby.

The kiwi turns to the Aussie and says, "Bro, if I shagged your wife over a railing and got her pregnant, would it make us related?"
To which the Aussie replies, "Dunno, mate, but I do know it'll make us even."

Two men die and arrived in heaven

Curious as to why others are here, they struck up a conversation.
Man 1: Bro how did you die?
Man 2: Due to cold, and you?
Man 1: I doubted my girlfriend with another guy, searched the entire house but found none. I felt too guilty and committed s**....
Man 2: Lol, I was in the fridge

Bill is sitting in the ladies beauty parlour waiting area....

A pretty woman came to him, pressed his shoulders gently & said: come let's go.
Bro Bill looked left & right, started sweating a bit & anticipating dire consequences said: I am married & waiting for my wife.
Lady: look carefully, it is me!

I asked h**... how to turn off my phone

He said: Bro, use the auff switchz

A man tries to get into a classy nightclub

but gets stopped by the bouncer. "You have to have a tie to get in here bro," says the bouncer. Distraught the man goes to his car and searches for a tie but can only find jumper cables. He wraps them around his neck and goes back to the club. "Can I get in now?" he asks. "Yea ok," says the bouncer, "But don't start anything!"

Mad Cow Disease

So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says "hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?" The second cow says "Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."

Mussolini: Bro how do i turn my iPhone off?

h**...: Dude just use the Auff-Switch

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

"Statue bro?"

Was I wrong?

My brother, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, bro," I told him.

My friend got mad at me after I kept hitting him with a wooden board.

I told him, It's just a plank, bro.
It's just a plank.

"Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"

"Really, bro?"
"Yeah, with both eyes too!"

Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store

I'll call it glazed and confused

I got this extra electron I don't want.

My friend said, "Don't be so negative, bro".

Friend: "Bro, could you pass me that pamphlet?"

Me: "Brochure."

A friend told me to "keep doing you bro"

I said "Well no one else is"

As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...

"It was just a prank bro"

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What do your friends say when you get rejected by your sister from Alabama?

d**... bro you got chromo-zoned.

Hey mate do you know what are the chemicals symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?

Na BrO !

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Hey, imagine if there was something you could put in your body that could let you see a whole new layer of existence and change your perception of reality?

Bro, that would be dope.

What did one male orphan say to another when they were forced to share a bed?

"No home bro."

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock!
One provides the tic, the other provides the talk
Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason

Bro same

The other day my friend messaged by saying bro I have two pieces of bad news for you. I told him to combine them.

He replied with your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.

A guy noticed his co worker was feeling depressed. So he offered him his best advice...

" when ever I'm feeling down I make time to have s**... with my wife. It does wonders."
"That's a great idea. I think I try it. I'll be back in about an hour"
An hour later he's back whistling and smiling . " Wow, you were right. I feel much better. Thanks bro!" He pauses for a minute and says,
"Oh, and by the way, you have a really nice house"

What does a bro use to cut down a tree?

A suh, dude.

I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want."

asked my little bro for a couple of chips...

he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip

What did the Chinese say to Genghis Khan before he launched his invasion?

"What are you doing, steppe bro!?"

One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.

A robo bro b**....

I was in KFC with my bro when the lights went out...

I told him that the circuits were fried

Who do you like more, mom or dad?

A conversation I had with a friend that I wanted to share:
Me: who do you like more bro? Your mom or your dad?
Him: I don't know, I think I love them equally.
Me: Seriously? You don't have 1% more love for one or the either?
Him: nope, how about you?
Me: I'd choose your mom in an instant..

How do pamphlets agree to something?

They say bro, sure

What did the step bro say to the step sis?

NoChromo

Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries

No bro, I'm just trying to pay for them, everyone's so violent these days.

Was walking with my friend when an eyelash got in my eye and he offered me his handkerchief

Told him bro that would be so uneyegeinic

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

Reddit logic.

- Oh I see you made a comment, I'm sorry to inform you it got deleted! You don't have enough karma to make the comment.
= That's fine! How do I make enough karma then?
- You need up votes and rewards on your comments of course!
= ok...? I will make one then and hopefully I get up votes? *Makes a comment*
- I'm sorry you don't have enough karma to make that comment!
= Bro....

Hey man will you hand me that tri-fold informational packet?

Bro sure