Brittle Jokes
10 brittle jokes and hilarious brittle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about brittle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the concept of "brittle jokes", which are jokes that play on the concept of being physically frail. We take a look at the history of brittle bones and how this concept has been used to create humorous jokes. We explore the use of peanut brittle and tibia in these jokes, as well as how being physically fragile can be seen in a different light. Join us as we explore the concept of brittle jokes and why they are still so popular today.
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Cheerful Brittle Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What is a good brittle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
At 70, she still had a body like an hourglass
Brittle and full of sand
My friend brought his wife into the pub and he asked me if i thought she was beautiful.
I said 'She's lovely, a great match for you. Got cracking legs matey'
he said: 'Thanks, that's her brittle bone syndrome'
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"9-1-1, What is your emergency?"
"Yeah, there's a guy dressed up as a peanut in the parking lot, he's on the ground and yellin' that he's assaulted. ... I'm at the Shell station on Brittle St. ... Naw, I can't tell from here if he's just plain' or not. This guy's a fuckin' ***nut***."
My brother said his pasta tasted weak and brittle.
It seems to have a bad case of sauceteoporosis.
What candy do you give your wife before you get married?
Pre-nup brittle.
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TIL that excessive consumption of raw egg white can cause brittle hair, rashes, fungal infection, and anemia...
I then imagined the hairless, hideous, and weak beast Gaston should have looked like.
Snapbacks
Popular amongst those with brittle bones.
What do you call a riddle that is easy to crack?
A brittle.
Why do Canadians wear tuques?
Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.
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The Rich Old Man
A rich, brittle, 90 year old man walks into the doctors office for his usual check up. He sits down and waits until the doctor finally comes in:
Doc: Hows it goin fred?
Old Man: Good doc, but I gotta tell ya, something amazing has happened!
Doc: What that Fred?
Old man: Well, you know my girl friend is only 25 right?
Doc: Yes Fred I remember her, gorgeous girl!
Old man: Well doc, she's pregnant! I know thats normal for her but im 90 years old Doc! I must be some kind of super human! How is that even possible!
Doc: Well Fred... Let me tell you a story.... I knew a man once who lived in the middle of the woods, Sunday this man would wake up, grab his rifle that he kept next to the door, and walk out by the pond to try and shoot a b**.... Well as time went on he got older and older, and one Sunday morning this man woke up as usual and walked out the door... only this time... he grabbed his walking stick, thinking it was his rifle. he got to the pond and there sat a big beautiful b**..., the man raised his walking stick, still thinking it was his rifle, when all the sudden BANG!... the b**... dropped right on the log!
Old man: How is that possible?! All he had was a walking stick!
Doc: Thats where this story explains your situation Fred... Someone else shot their load into that b**....
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