Following is our collection of funny Britons jokes. There are some britons largely jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these britons aerospace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Electricity.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.
52% prefer Pride & Prejudice to Sense & Sensibility
All the smart ones left 200 years ago.
Is it because they Keep Clam in Carry On?
The same as you, dummy.
First, we get nice and wet.
Then we get the tea.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the britons efficiency puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working britons resistance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.