The Best 7 Britons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Britons jokes. There are some britons largely jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these britons aerospace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Britons Jokes and Puns

What did Britons use to light their homes before candles?


What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Britons vs. Americans

It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby

It's School not Shooting Range.

They polled Britons on their favorite Jane Austen novel

52% prefer Pride & Prejudice to Sense & Sensibility

Counter: Why are Britons so dumb?

All the smart ones left 200 years ago.

Why do Britons in airports seem kind of fishy?

Is it because they Keep Clam in Carry On?

How Britons shower.

The same as you, dummy.

First, we get nice and wet.

Then we get the tea.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the britons efficiency puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working britons resistance piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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