The Best 7 Brito Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Brito jokes. There are some brito job jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these brito englishman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Brito Jokes and Puns

A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve...

"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"

"Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"

The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

What did Britons use to light their homes before candles?

Electricity.

A Briton flies into Australia

and is asked by the immigration officer, Do you have any felony convictions?
The Briton replies, Sorry. I didn't realize that was still a requirement.

Britons vs. Americans

Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby

Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.

A Briton is on vacation in Germany.

The man walks into a bรคr. Dies.

Why do Britons in airports seem kind of fishy?

Is it because they Keep Clam in Carry On?

How Britons shower.

The same as you, dummy.

First, we get nice and wet.

Then we get the tea.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the brito arse puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working brito british piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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