Britney Spears Jokes

Funniest Britney Spears Short Jokes

Short britney spears jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The britney spears humour may include short miley cyrus jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time..
2. -Knock Knock. -Who's there?
   -Britney Spears.
   -Britney Spears who?
   -Knock knock.
   -Who's there.
   -Britney Spears.
   -Britney Spears who?
   -Oops, I did it again.
3. Potato Joke Why does every potato love Britney Spears? Because if she's not a girl, not yet a woman, then she COULD be a potato.
4. When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
   She is now known as Britney Spears.
5. The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community...
6. Have you heard Rihannas new single? She's covering Britney Spear's 'Hit Me baby one more time'
7. Britney Spears.... What does Britney Spears say when she has an accident? Oops, I Did it Again!
8. Give me a screwdriver Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey.
   Start of a s**... harrassment case for Britney Spears.
9. What's the difference between Britney Spears and a woman who faces physical a**...? One likes to sing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'

Share These Britney Spears Jokes With Friends

Britney Spears One Liners

Which britney spears one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with britney spears? I can suggest the ones about demi lovato and lady gaga.

1. Britney Spears has the most toxic fans. And for good reason; it's a catchy song
2. I was going to watch crossroads with Britney Spears But she cancelled at the last minute.
3. What did Britney Spears say when she got a letter from the IRS? "Oops, audited again"
4. What do you call Britney Spears with a brain? Pregnant.
5. What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears
6. I dated: britney spears
7. What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields.
8. What's high in cholesterol and usually drunk at breakfast? Britney Spears
9. Why did the cokehead like Britney Spears? 'Cuz Kevin Federlines
10. Which singer would be best suited for the roman military? Britney Spears
11. Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears
12. im dating: britney spears rn
13. Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears.
14. Why was Britney Spears addicted to the c**...? Because Kevin fed her lines
15. Britney Spears got a PlayStation. Sony put a custom BIOS on it - **SCPHLAAAVE-4U** :D
    xD

Fun-Filled Britney Spears Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about britney spears you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pop singer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make britney spears pranks.