Britney Jokes

31 britney jokes and hilarious britney puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about britney that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Britney Short Jokes

Short britney jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The britney humour may include short britney spears jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time..
  2. My American girlfriend recently had a knee transplant here in London which is ironic as her name is Britney
  3. I keep hearing people yelling "free Britney!!" That sounds amazing but how do I get myself one?
  4. -Knock Knock. -Who's there?
    -Britney Spears.
    -Britney Spears who?
    -Knock knock.
    -Who's there.
    -Britney Spears.
    -Britney Spears who?
    -Oops, I did it again.
  5. I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers
  6. Potato Joke Why does every potato love Britney Spears? Because if she's not a girl, not yet a woman, then she COULD be a potato.
  7. If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.
  8. When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
    She is now known as Britney Spears.
  9. The most toxic community... Of course, britney spears is the person with the most Toxic community...
  10. Have you heard Rihannas new single? She's covering Britney Spear's 'Hit Me baby one more time'

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Britney One Liners

Which britney one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with britney? I can suggest the ones about kylie and .

  1. Britney Spears has the most toxic fans. And for good reason; it's a catchy song
  2. I was going to watch crossroads with Britney Spears But she cancelled at the last minute.
  3. What did Britney Spears say when she got a letter from the IRS? "Oops, audited again"
  4. What do you call Britney Spears with a brain? Pregnant.
  5. What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears
  6. I dated: britney spears
  7. What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields.
  8. What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.
  9. What's high in cholesterol and usually drunk at breakfast? Britney Spears
  10. Why did the cokehead like Britney Spears? 'Cuz Kevin Federlines
  11. Which singer would be best suited for the roman military? Britney Spears
  12. Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears
  13. im dating: britney spears rn
  14. Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears.
  15. Why was Britney Spears addicted to the c**...? Because Kevin fed her lines

Britney Spears Jokes

Here is a list of funny britney spears jokes and even better britney spears puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Britney Spears.... What does Britney Spears say when she has an accident? Oops, I Did it Again!
  • Give me a screwdriver Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey.
    Start of a s**... harrassment case for Britney Spears.
  • What's the difference between Britney Spears and a woman who faces physical a**...? One likes to sing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'
  • Britney Spears got a PlayStation. Sony put a custom BIOS on it - **SCPHLAAAVE-4U** :D
Britney joke, Britney Spears got a PlayStation.

Fun-Filled Britney Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about britney you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make britney pranks.

Britney joke, What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?