Following is our collection of funny British Weather jokes. There are some british weather jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these british weather puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite
And thus a great colonial empire of sailors was born.
Apparently there's some sort of looming crisis involving UK rain
Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite
A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite
...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.
And that's why they had so many colonies.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the british weather jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working british weather piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.