The Best 8 British Weather Jokes

Following is our collection of funny British Weather jokes. There are some british weather jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these british weather puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest British Weather Jokes and Puns

Why is the British weather like Islam?

Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite

British food, British weather and British culture.

And thus a great colonial empire of sailors was born.

A British nobleman

named Raines married a Chinese woman. They had a baby that they named Wen. They argued about his middle name but finally settled on Everett. The son now works as the weather man, Wen Everett Raines.

The United Nations seem very concerned about British weather.

Apparently there's some sort of looming crisis involving UK rain

Why is British weather muslim?

Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite

The British weather has just been declared Muslim

A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite

I think the ancestors of my family may have been British...

...I can spark up a conversation about bad weather faster than any other topic.

Have you experienced British weather, tasted British cuisine and met British women?

And that's why they had so many colonies.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the british weather puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working british weather piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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