British Museum Jokes
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The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt
is because they are too heavy to be carried to the british Museum
Why the great pyramid are in Egypt?
Because they were to heavy too carry of to the British museum.
What is the most common line you will read in a British museum?
"Made in Egypt."
What's something that feels British but isn't?
The contents of the British Museum
There's a place in UK where you can search for lost and found
Its called The British Museum
What's the least British thing in a British Museum?
The Exhibits
When the curator of The British Museum was asked how they felt about exotic & foreign art exhibitions, he replied...
We could take them or leave them
What did the British Museum guard say to the Indian thief?
No takebacks!
I recently took a trip to learn more about Greek culture and to gain a greater appreciation of their amazing works of art and architecture.
The British museum is a really cool place.
Dinosaur Age
There is a dinosaur in the British museum that is 3 million and 24 years old.
I know this because when I visited it 24 years ago, it was 3 million years old.
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