British Museum Jokes

Funniest British Museum Short Jokes

Short british museum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The british museum humour may include short history museum jokes also.

1. Why are there pyramids in Egypt? They were too heavy to steal and put in a british museum.
2. The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum
3. Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt? Because they're too heavy and big to take to the British Museum
4. Why the great pyramid are in Egypt? Because they were to heavy too carry of to the British museum.
5. There's a place in UK where you can search for lost and found Its called The British Museum
6. The only reason why the Pyramids exist in Egypt... ....is because they were too heavy for British folks to steal and put in the British museum
7. why are pyramids located in egypt? they were too heavy for british people to steal and put in british museums
8. When the curator of The British Museum was asked how they felt about exotic & foreign art exhibitions, he replied... We could take them or leave them
9. I recently took a trip to learn more about Greek culture and to gain a greater appreciation of their amazing works of art and architecture. The British museum is a really cool place.
10. Dinosaur Age There is a dinosaur in the British museum that is 3 million and 24 years old.
    I know this because when I visited it 24 years ago, it was 3 million years old.

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British Museum One Liners

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1. Why are there pyramids in Egypt? They are too heavy to carry to the British Museum.
2. Why are the pyramids in Egypt? Because they wouldn't fit in the British Museum.
3. What is the most common line you will read in a British museum? "Made in Egypt."
4. What's something that feels British but isn't? The contents of the British Museum
5. What's the least British thing in a British Museum? The Exhibits
6. What did the British Museum guard say to the Indian thief? No takebacks!

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