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Funniest British Empire Short Jokes

Short british empire jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The british empire humour may include short empire jokes also.

  1. Today in the UK we celebrate the 4th of July. The day the average IQ of the British Empire jumped 100 points with a single signature.
  2. Why does the sun never set on the British Empire? Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
  3. british food, British weather and British culture. And thus a great colonial empire of sailors was born.
  4. Why sun never set on British empire? Because even the God couldn't trust the British in the dark.
  5. Why did the sun never set on the British Empire? Because God did not trust the British in the dark.
  6. A poem about British history First we were a kingdom, and we had a king.
    Then we were an empire, and we had an empress
    Now we are a country, and we have Nigel Farage.
  7. If the British empire spoke queens English does that mean.. The Americans spoke rebels tongues.
  8. The British colonies were pretty unhappy under empirical rule... They really felt like an outlier.
  9. A short rhyming history of the British Isles First, we were a kingdom, and we had kings.
    Then, we were an empire, and we had emperors.
    Now, we are a country, and we have Brexiteers.
  10. Why did the sun never set on the British empire? Even God didn't trust the British after dark.

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British Empire One Liners

Which british empire one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with british empire? I can suggest the ones about great britain and british people.

  1. What is a British person's favorite movie? The Empire Strikes Back

British Empire Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about british empire you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ottoman empire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make british empire pranks.

In 1941, a German boy named Hans was listening to the radio.

Over the radio, h**... announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where's the United States?" asked Hans. His father pointed on a map to the continental nation in North America.
"And I'm told we're already at war with Russia," the curious lad continued. "Where is Russia?" His father pointed to where Soviet Russia lay in all its time zone-hogging glory.
"And we're also at war with the British Empire," added Hans. "Where is that?" His father pointed out all the territories of the empire upon which the sun never set.
"And where is Germany?" asked Hans. His father pointed to their country in central Europe.
Hans thought for a moment and then said, "Father, has h**... seen this map?"

Q: How many soldiers did the British Empite need to win a war in continental Europe?

A: Zero, Continental Allies will do all the fighting and the British Empire will take the credit.

What do British fans of Star Wars call the Jallianwala Bagh incident?

The Empire Strikes Back.

What did they call the naval troops during the time of The Grand British Empire?

"Jarr!"-heads.
Right, I'll over-sea myself out now.

The competition is realy hard among the rubber manufacturers

The british manufacturer says: During the renovation of the Big Ben, a worker fell down from the top of the tower, but his braces hitched into a ledge, so he survived. The british rubber industry is the best.
The american says: That is nothing. When the empire state building was built a worker also fell down, but he could use his chewing-gum to prevent the accident. He sticked the gum to the steel and he survived.
The soviet says: During the renovation of the Kremlyn, a guy fell down from the Saint Nicholas Tower. He died of course, but his rubber boots were intact

The sun never sets on the British Empire...

...because not even God trusts a Brit in the dark.