The Best 8 British Airways Jokes

Following is our collection of funny British Airways jokes. There are some british airways jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these british airways puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest British Airways Jokes and Puns

A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their sex life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.

Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.

A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happy.

Three months pass. She's really worried about her youngest when finally a message arrives. It's addressed in shaky handwriting and contains an ad for British Airways. "London to Paris: Seven days a week, three times a day, both ways."

She fainted.

British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York.

Luggage in Tokyo.

Tried to sue British Airways because they lost my luggage.

Turns out I didn't have a case.

A guy called British Airways before his flight from London to Paris: Hi, I have a question. Can I fly to France using my drivers license?

No , said the woman. You need a plane

I can afford to hire a private jet but I prefer to fly British Airways.

It keeps me grounded.

How does an english airplane breathe?

Through its british airways, of course

Do you ever wonder what happens to your luggage once you checked it in?

So does British Airways.

160 Destinations, Over 90 Countries Worldwide.

Could be in any one of them.

Why did Jesus refuse to fly British Airways?

Because they had a pompous pilot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the british airways puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

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