British Accent Jokes
27 british accent jokes and hilarious british accent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about british accent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest British Accent Short Jokes
Short british accent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The british accent humour may include short british english jokes also.
- Do you think British people judge others on their accent? I judge people long before they’ve opened their mouths.
- Don't buy Ukrainian boxer shorts... ...Chernobyl fallout.
(*has to be read in a British accent*) - If you say the words 'beer can' in a British accent, it sounds like you're saying 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.
- Say "beer can" out loud with a British accent. You just said "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
- Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent.
- Why did the teacher suspend the kid who called her a great artist? He said it in a British accent
- It turns out that I am really good at drawing.. Well,at least the doctor said so,as he spoke in a British accent about how I am artistic..
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British Accent One Liners
Which british accent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with british accent? I can suggest the ones about jamaican accent and british people.
- TIL Stephen Hawking is British Never realized because of his accent.
- *British accent* What do you get if you cross ab elephant with a rhino? 'Ell if I know!
- The first phrase I tried to read with British accent was equivocal. Try Freefolk.
- I can do a great hard british accent
- Wasn't by British accent great? I thought all British accents were Great British accents
- What is a British person's favorite cereal? Cheerios.
say it in a British accent
British Accent Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about british accent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean american english jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make british accent pranks.
Girls from England?
A guy walks into a bar and hears two women speaking in a British accent. He asks, "Are you ladies from England?" One says to him "No, it's Wales, you idiot!" So, then the guy says, "Okay, sorry. So, are you two whales from England?"
A man was drinking in a British pub
...when he noticed two very large women with strong accents. "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" he asked.
"It's Wales, you idiot" one answered.
"I'm sorry" the man replied. "Are you two whales from Ireland?"
A Russian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman are in an art museum admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the gardens of Eden.
The Englishman takes a look at the painting and says "They look so calm, they must be British!" The Frenchmen responds "no no! They're n**..., so beautiful, they must be French!" The Russian says "They have no food, no shelter, nothing but an apple to eat, and they are being told this is paradise? ...They're clearly Russian!"
(Whole thing done in thick fake accents)
Irish man in Dublin
An Irish man, enjoying a pint of Guiness in a pub in Dublin when he approaches a couple of very fat girls with british accent:
- Hi ladies! Are you from England?
- No! Wales!
- Hi whales! Are you from England?
Accent humour, mate!
It's the year 2022, WWIII has started. 1st world countries vs 2nd world countries and Middle East. Britain asks for reinforcement from Australia. The Australian regiment arrives and next morning starts preparing while the British Commander enters and starts increasing the army's morale:
British Commander: Did you came here *to die*?
Australian Soldier: No sir, we came here *yester-die*.
Two Englishmen walk into a nearly empty American bar and one orders a pint of Strongbow
The bartender replies, "Oh, you boys must be British."
"You can tell from the order and accent, can you?" responds one of the Englishmen.
The bartender replies, "No, I can tell because you two lined up even though you're the only two at the bar!"
British pilot shot down over Germany...
...unfortunately he was badly injured when he was captured. They had to amputate his left leg so he asked if the Luftwaffe would drop it over his base in England, they obliged. A week later his right leg was amputated and again it was dropped over his base. Soon after his arm had to be amputated and when he asked for that to be dropped over his base the Germans said nein, zis ve cannot do anymore!
Why asked the pilot?
Because ve zink you're trying to escape.
(Sorry about the German accent, best I could do)
So this plane is flying over the atlantic.
So this plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean. The captain comes over the loudspeaker and says, "One of our engines is malfunctioning but we should still make it to our destination just a little late.".
30 minutes and everyone hears a loud BOOM. The passengers get nervous and start looking at each other. The captain comes over the loudspeaker again, "We uh... have a problem. Another engines has gone out and we won't have enough fuel to make it. We've dumped our luggage and now we have to make the unfortunate request to have some of our passengers jump out."
The flight attendant pops the hatch. A well dressed gentleman goes to the hatch and proclaims in a British accent, "Remember the queen of England!" before jumping out.
Next a large frenchman goes to the front and proclaims in a thick accent, "Remember le president!" before jumping out.
Next a Texan moseys on up to the air lock and yells "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" then he throws two Mexicans out the door.